You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test .. .. width="425" height="350" ..
I'd like to meet:
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Your 1920's Name is:
Leonardo Ulysses What's Your 1920's Name? Alfalfa for certain as he is the King of the Crooners. anyone who has the title of the King or Queen of something without having any real political power. Pappy (Popeye's dad) would be a fun drinkin buddy i think. Marlene Deitrich might be nice on a date if she wasn't dead and all. Snuffalopagus would be cool. Maybe Pee Wee Herman especially in a darkened movie house. drunken clowns, vagabond musicians, warrior poets, painters, schizophrenic street prophets, revolutionaries with a sense of the absurd, anyone who won't grow up, cooks who can prepare a feast from a USDA foodbox, creepy puppeteers, dirty old men and women, the inventor of the wingtip, anyone who isn't overly predictable, self-absorbed, saturated in a belief system, nor apathetic and nihilistic. like eccentric, passionate, humourous, compassionate wingnuts. ..god bless you Tom Browning.. .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
Music:
mostly pre-war (II) blues, jazz, hillbilly, hawaiian, ragtime and tin-pan alley sorta stuff. Radio killed the Medicine Show Star, with rare and humble exceptions. Memphis Jug Band, Blind Willie McTell, Baby Gramps, Sol Hoopi, Roy Smeck, The White Stripes, Spike Jones, Cliff Edwards (ukulele ike) Patti Smith, R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders, Janet Klein and her Parlor Boys, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Below the Salt, Inkwell Rhythm Makers, Tumbledown Souviners, Nick Lucas, Raymond Scott, the Piss Artists, Hobo Gobbelins, Scrambled Ape, Tom Waits, ; Tampa Red, Stumps da Klown, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Helen Kane, Annette Hanshaw, fuckin christ this could go on forever and in manifold paths. i will stop now .. .. width="425" height="350" ..
Movies:
.. width="425" height="350" ..FREAKS! anything by Jean-Pierre Jeunet (amelie, city of lost, children etc), anything by jim jarmusch (down by law, coffee and cigarettes, etc), Tuvalu, american splendor, ghost world, Crumb, Metropolis, A Trip to the Moon, anything with Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin or Clara Bow. lately i have been getting into the old silent stuff. people tend to talk too much. the Baraka series, Triplets of Belleville, Brazil, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Waking Life, Dolomite and his All-Girl Army of Kung Fu Commandos, A Dirty Shame (John Waters finally got his rotten teeth back) I Heart Huckabees, any Russ Meyer, Akira Kurosawa's Dreams, The Life Aquatic, Harold and Maude, Apocalypse Now, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (okay im a bit of a sap) the Big Lebowski, and the finest film ever made from which one may learn all the lessons necessary to life...The Jerk. many more. .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
Television:
is the devil, except for King of the Hill, which is educational for all those who grew up north of the mason dixon line. Aquateen Hunger Force and Antiques Roadshow are forgivable lesser demons..... ..Ms. Betty Howard. she has the same name as my mom. que oedipal! And now a Public Service Announcement!.. ..
Books:
jeebus there's so many of them, um well, Jitterbug Perfume, Geek Love, Venus on a Halfshell, A Hundred Years of Solitude, A Season In Hell, Principia Discordia, Schrodinger's Cat, The Waste Land, The Last Temptation of Christ, many more...... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
Heroes:
.. width="425" height="350" .. Ray Davis: the Wesley Willis of CinemaAnd everyone who helped make the New Waveland Cafe happen and the survivors of Hurricane Katrina and Rita (these were the best and strongest and lovingest folks i have ever encountered in my entire life and are the only real heroes i ever had or ever will need). Same is true for all other folks who were on the ground on the Gulf Coast that were doing something to assist (Common Ground, Welcome Home, Emergency Communities, Mama Dee's, Food Not Bombs, the guy who brought his grill and 1000 hamburgers to an empty parking lot) etc, etc, etc and just cuz i didn't remember yer name you were not forgotten). Rise again NOLA! and stop the land grab!
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Squirrel Harley Hillbilly Name Generator .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" embed allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1hAx5G0I9mU" enableJavaScript="false"
