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Cool Slideshows!THE STRIPJOINT JUNKIES aka (Captain Salami and The Bratwurst Boys). A heavy/bluesy rock band from west Texas. DELI WORX Records CD has four to five tunes that are to the point musically and, especially, lyrically. For the "JUNKIES" lyrics are the whole point why this band exists... The copyrights to all things "STRIPJOINT JUNKIES" is set in stone. Also, some might think it's a bit much but there is porno overdub in two or three of the more story-filled songs. Please take note though, we only take this stuff so seriously, and are not trying to leave songs written in stone here or make it into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Here's a breakdown of the CD--DEMO HIGHLIGHT SONG: THE THINGS THAT $$$ CAN BUY... This song I wrote about the Anna Nicole Smith marriage back in the day when it happend...more so from the standpoint of her now-deceased husband, I'm sure you've heard of that 'ol Texas tycoon. The song is acoustic. Here's a sample lyric from the very short (1:26) song--"...he bought a big blond playmate wife, with tits too big to hide, now he's six feet underground..and where's his...playmate now???"Here' a sample lyric from the band anthem song: FOOTLONG SALAMI SONG... which is about going home with three drunk strippers and giving them the deli worx--"Well there's three of you and...one of me so...what's it gonna be??? Do you like mustard and relish...or beans and onions with melted cheese on it...??? Oh yeah..."Also, there's BACKSTAB BLUES... which you just gotta hear for yourself--"I turned my back one too many times and...now...I feel the knife!" and CAJUN QUEEN... which is a trip to Mardi Gras to shack up with an old flame that's gotten heavier, but hotter in all the right ways.Anyway, that's a small sampler of the lyrics from the CD. Help us get the word out by forwarding my profile to friends you think would dig us--even if it's not your thing. --Thanks
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My Interests

ball pythons, kingsnakes, collecting guitars from pawn shops, did I mention BALL PYTHONS? See my snake pix..."CLICK ON MONTY"

I'd like to meet:

STRIPPERS...pretty much all of myspace,too.
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Music:

ORIGINAL "STRIPJOINT JUNKIES" MUSICclick above to hear song 2: "CAJUN QUEEN"--all songs copyright STRIPJOINT JUNKIES 2007--

Movies:

Mel Brooks' movies like BLAZING SADDLES, High Anxiety...cool shit like that. Also some old school horror flicks as opposed to the more "cheesy" newer ones.
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Television:

National Geographic, Discovery, and shows like "When Animals Attack" because it's funny to see how some people are idiots keeping "lions as so-called pets," when the lion bites the hand that feeds them.
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Books:

metaphysical stuff...reincarnation theory stuff...4X4 magazines...Currently: Finalizing final draft of a comedy-slanted poetry chapbook I'm publishing this year.

Heroes:

Hey shredders! Check this guy out playing Flight of the Bumble Bee
Funny Videosunderdogs andpeople who march to the beat of their own drummer and people who try to "workout" like the guy below...
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My Blog

UPDATE September 2007

Going to invest into digital recorder, and finishing up new song--StripjointJunkies ...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

STACKED--I'm not talking about Marshall cabs, I'm talking about...

Bs,Cs, and Double Ds!!!! Big Titty Theme Week!!! (I luv having friends with nice alphabets) --RYAN...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:54:00 PST

STRIPPER THEME WEEK...(mission accomplished)

***********Thanks to all who have participated in this theme, mission accomplished!!!*********** I haven't had a theme going here in awhile so I want to do a "all stripper week theme" because it's rel...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

ORIGINAL SONGS, LOOK LEFT, SCROLL DOWN, PRESS PLAY

THERE'S 3 ORIGINAL "STRIPJOINT JUNKIES" SONGS RIGHT HERE. LOOK TO THE LEFT OF SCREEN AND SCROLL DOWN TO THE MUSIC PORTION--PRESS PLAY.... POST SOME COMMENTS TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. THANKS...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

UPDATE! NEW SONG

I've been working on a new tune that I think I'm gonna cut both heavy and acoustic versions. Actually, I've had it on the back burner for awhile it's just that it doesn't fit in with the "standard" st...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:06:00 PST

(old blog) ABOUT **TOP 8 FROM HEAVEN'S GATE**

Every now and again it's like a piece of heaven broke off and fell down breaking through the clouds and bouncing off the earth only to reanimate as a perfect pair of "heavenly buns." With th...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

SOMETHING SMELLED FOUL...

No it wasn't me that smelled funky, I had just showered. I picked up some take out and when I sat down to a dinner of Long John Silver's last night and started to eat I kept smelling dirty a...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:29:00 PST

STRANGE SONG TITLES

Marilyn Manson has a song called "Cake and Sodomy," I've never heard the tune but I assume it's a song about cake flavored butthole. Which begins the subject of this blog... What strange song tit...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST

"SNAKE DEN TOP 8 WEEKEND WITH A TWIST..."

First I want to say that I would have liked to have fit everyone with a snake in my top 8 (I know some of you don't use your snake for the profile pic) but there's only 8 slots and I'm not gonna upgra...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:15:00 PST

(old blog) TOP 8 TITTY WEEKEND!!!

Some of you know and some don't that I run themed top 8 weekends, meaning I fill the top 8 with friends who fit a theme that interests me, is part of my life, or is STRIPJOINT JUNKIE related. I claim ...
Posted by Stripjoint Junkies on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST