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Dr. Satan

Every day above ground is a good day

About Me

I am from England I guess, I went to school and grew up in Malawi, Central Africa for years and years and now I've lived in Asia (currently Beijing) for years and years. There's something about being without an easily defined nationality that appeals to me, although when feeling "home" sick I'm never really sure what's going on and I feel lost and confused. I consider myself easily amused and believe that people who get bored on a regular basis lack imagination and creativity. If something's not working, change it, if none of it's working, change everything. I talk too much, I am stubborn, I am opinionated, and I will argue to the death if I think I am right (which happens more often than not) all this is usually undertaken with my sense my humour intact. There are moments when it feels like life could not be scripted better than this. Recently I have begun to notice a universal "fairness" about things, more often than not you get what you give. I am loathe to call this god but I could settle on Karma. My ambition in life is to be one of those assholes who miraculously gets away with treating everyone like shit and ends up smelling like roses. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Free Horror layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

Snowboarding, Surfing, Skating, Writing, Creating Music, Anything to do with Music, Books, Pot, Parties, Travelling, Movies, Drinking, Hiking, Thinking, Writing in these boxes...

I'd like to meet:

My future self. Dead musical hero's. There's quite a high probability that I don't want to meet YOU, so do not send me 'friend requests' unless: we have chatted before, I know you, or unless you PM me. I will respond with extreme prejudice otherwise.

Music:

Punk, Ska, Metal, Grunge, Hardcore, Industrial, Indie.

Movies:

Martin Scorchese, Tim Burton, Stephen Chow, David Lynch, Zombie movies.Donnie Darko, Usual Suspects, Romeo is Bleeding, Indiana Jones, Fight Club, Mulholland Drive, City of God, Terminator 1, Shaun of the Dead, The Goonies, Evil Dead Trilogy, Horror Movies, Star Wars, Old Boy, Battle Royale, Japanese Cinema, Chinese Movies, Anime, American Psycho, Tarantino, Jaws 1, Porn, argh loads and loads!

Television:

Is Evil... but shows like Lost, 24, Entourage, Family Guy, South Park, & Simpsons make life kind of sweet.

Books:

Tolstoy, Dosdoevsky, Stephen King, Salman Rushdie, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Paolo Cohelo, Comics, Smut

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Peter Griffin, Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Wankers

Wankers. How do they just turn up everywhere you go? No mater where you are in the world there's always a drunken wanker dead-set on ruining everyone else's good time and general wanking all over ever...
Posted by Dr. Satan on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

The Shifu and the Shiv

Nothing much phases me about living in China anymore.  I mean, there are odd little events and situations that unsettle me and I occasionally blow a gasket and want to kill anyone within a ...
Posted by Dr. Satan on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

Prime

The following is an account of actual events written by my house mate, Sam Pearson.  Chairman Prime Or, one boy's adventures in China   The only important questions in life are the ones we ...
Posted by Dr. Satan on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:11:00 PST

work is for suckers

Hahahahahaha, I have just quit my job!  From tomorrow onwards I look forward to a life of sleeping in late, drinking all day, and penny pinching.  I am drowning in elation...
Posted by Dr. Satan on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 09:55:00 PST