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About Me

My mother never loved me. Ok not true but wouldn't that be something? I'm new to this whole .. profile thing. After much nudging (it's a word)from friends and sisters I've decided to dip my toes in the pool of .. fraternizing. So be gentle and don't pick on the new kid,I have a rather large older brother. Again not true but my sister has huge friends.
Arty Kid
Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.
You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented! Who Were You In High School?
You Are Best Described By...
Impression, Sunrise
By Claude Monet What Famous Work of Art Are You?
[Marital Status] Waiting for Aragon
[Shoe size] 7 1/2
[Parents still together] Yup
[Siblings] Unfortunatly yup(I love you Zari)
[Pets] 2 Cats
FAVORITES
[Color] Pink(BITE ME)
[Number] 11 MY PERPETUAL STATE OF MIND
[Animal] All of em,every stinkin one
[Drinks] Good old fashioned English Tea
[Soda] Cherry Coke
[Book] Little Women(Death to AMY)
[Flower] Daisies
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Who wants to know?
[Twirl your hair?] You looking to be walloped?
[Have tattoos?] Looking to get a "BUCK FUSH" on me fanny
[Have Piercings?] Ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] No.Too smart.
[Drink/Smoke?] No/No
[Like roller coasters?] Don't need to ride one to puke. I just think of Jessica Simpson as our next President and John Mayer as her First Man Lady.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yeah. Which way to Hobbiton?
[Want more piercings?] Not on me. Why you up for some?
[Like cleaning?] No. But have to sometime. Only when stuff starts to grow in my bedroom.
[Write in cursive or print?] Neither. Just this part. And the part explaining it.
[Own a web cam?] Just fifty hidden ones. Not tellin ya where. I'm watching you.
[Know how to drive?] Just over pedestrians
[Own a cell phone?] Does the Pope have a balcony?
[Ever get off the damn computer?] When there's so much porn out there?
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Does a 85 pound nerd dressed as Spiderman count? The nerd won.
[Considered a life of crime?] 8 times today
[Considered being a hooker?] Ever been kicked in the bollucks by someone who lost a fight to a 85 pound nerd dressed as Spiderman?
[Lied to someone?] You're so pretty. Huh. What were you askin?
[Been in love?] Yeah but Brian Kinney doesn't really exist.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Why? You wanna be my friend?
[Been in lust?] There was that pair of Jimmy Choos. Never mind. Forget I said anything.
[Used someone] No. Know what that feels like too well.
[Been used?] No habla Englais
[Been cheated on?] No.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] No. Wanna. George Bush.
[Stolen anything?] No
[Held a gun] Yup
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] P.js
[Current mood] Head hurt. Too Many Questians. Me no have enough brain power
[Current taste] Don't know. I'll let you know after I give meself a good licking.
[What you currently smell like] Don't know I'm still smarting from the licking.
[Current hair] A fabulous side braid Dahling.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Contemplating the meaning of life.
[Current cd in stereo] Chris Thile. Deceiver.
[Last book you read] Lord of the Rings. The fellowship of the rings.
[Last movie you saw] Wallace and Gromit. The curse of the WereRabbit.
[Last thing you ate] Berry Tart.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Therepist. I have rage issues. STOP LOOKING AT ME
[Do drugs?] Today?
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yes. I'm a Scientologist. Don't be glib.
Remember your first love?] Yes
[Still love him/her?] No.Yes.NO.Yes.No.Yes.I could keep going. How much time you got?
[Read the newspaper?] When I can
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yes
[Believe in miracles?] No
[Do well in school?] Kinda
[Wear hats] who're you calling Baldy eh?
[Hate yourself?] Only in the mornings
[Have an obsession?] Just with my appearence
[Collect anything?] Frogs. Not live ones. No dead ones either.
[Have a best friend?] Yes. YOU
[Close friends?] You again
[Like your handwriting?] No. Can I borrow yours?
[Care about looks] Not very sharp. Are ye?
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Will Friedle
[First kiss] Not telllin
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Yes. Now tell me you love me
[Do you believe in "the one?"] If you mean the Chloe Paddington bag, then yes.
[Are you a tease?] You tell me.Giggle!
[Too shy to make the first move?] What are you starring at? Huh. What?
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Only when something important and life altering is going on.
[Bitch/Asshole] When needed. And it's always needed.
[sarcastic] No. Never.(to self "Wankers".)
[Angel] Always
[Devil] Hand me over the money ya bastard
[Shy] (Bashfully batting me eyelashes) Yes
[Talkative] No. Well there was this one time in England and a dog was involved and then ther was a monkey and he said " No. I don't say much"
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zainab
Birthday: 1st December
Birthplace: Hyderabad
Current Location: My House
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 foot bugger all inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Wait which one's scratching my bum?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot. Big fan of the Redneck Britney Spears look
Your Weakness: If I told you would you use it againts me?
Your Fears: Losing my Family and my teeth. Mostly me teeth.
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust,easy cheese and sauce and lots of capsicum(Green pepers for all you morons out there).
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: Wish you were dead. Works wonders on customer sevice.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who's the prettiest girl in the whole world? Ryan Seacrest? Right on with it.
Your Best Physical Feature: My Eyes
Your Bedtime: When I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: Fuck memory. I'd like my mind back.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Wait is this the white stuff thst makes everyone pretty?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group. More people to alienate.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither you hopped up caffiene monkey
Do you Smoke: I've been told to blow it out my butt
Do you Swear: Yes. Wanna hear something offensive?
Do you Sing: When I'm feeling paticularly torturous.
Do you Shower Daily: Have a sniff and find out
Have you Been in Love: Kinneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! No
Do you want to go to College: If you pay
Do you want to get Married: I'd rather eat my uggs
Do you belive in yourself: Enough to know that I'm not stupid. You are.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Even when stationary
Do you think you are Attractive: So very very much
Are you a Health Freak: Lables like that are offensive. Whimp.
Do you get along with your Parents: When we aren't fighting
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if you get hurt in one
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No. All this honesty creeping you out yet? It should.
Ever been called a Tease: Only by people lookin to get their arse kicked
Ever been Beaten up: Only by people I thought were looking to get their arse kicked.
Ever Shoplifted: Have you been speaking to my parole officer?
How do you want to Die: Drowning in a sea of chocolate.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sane
What country would you most like to Visit: Portugal
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Anything over 4'8
Weight: The fatter the better
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable in his own skin. And gauchos.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Don't make ne count I beg of you
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A fair few
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

George Bush. I'd love to punch that dozy twit in his schrunched up face.
You scored as Sleeping Beauty. Your alter ego is Princess Aurora, a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty! You are beautiful and enchanting, and as sweet as ever.

Sleeping Beauty


94%

Peter Pan


88%

The Beast


69%

Goofy


69%

Snow White


44%

Pinocchio


44%

Donald Duck


44%

Cinderella


38%

Cruella De Ville


38%

Ariel


38%

You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007


100%

Lara Croft


92%

Batman, the Dark Knight


88%

Indiana Jones


63%

Captain Jack Sparrow


58%

The Amazing Spider-Man


58%

Maximus


58%

William Wallace


58%

The Terminator


54%

El Zorro


50%

Neo, the "One"


33%
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