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Cannibal Lecturer

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About Me

I have blogged Me. Check there to learn a little 'bout who I am. Real quick: I'm Norte Americano, through and through. 6'1", 165 lbs. Dark hair and eyes. A daddy (yeah, I make children). I believe in people being able to make their own decisions. Eccentric. Loner. Bonafide music snob. Used to think I could sing and write songs. Still like to think I thought that.

My Interests

My daughter. Women who drink TaB. Family. Writing. Fair Tax. Liberty. Individualism. Anti-statism. Dr. Ron Paul being our next President in 2008. Dissing the pompous self-absorbed and spirit-crushing do-good liberalism of the social fascist Left and the self-righteous and simplistic single-minded moralizing of the saber-rattling religious Right. Taunting hippies. Deriding and scorning pretentious intellectualism and all its subscribers. Southern U.S. cities and towns--especially and above all The 804/Cap City/Cig-mond/Fist City/RVA. U.S. history. Black and white. Leaves in fall. Fish and fishing. Reading. Walking. Talking. Drawing. Art, architecture, design. Cooking. Eating. Drinking. Friends. Thrift stores. Flea markets. Music. Indian (American, "native") culture and history. Wild plants. The supernatural. Tiki Lounges. Reveling in the past. Reveling in the present. Dreaming of (someone else’s? Mine? Your?) future glory. Nuff said.

I'd like to meet:

THAT VOICE! Incredible Presence. TRULY A GENIUS TALENT, PEOPLE; Re Spekt. IT'S JUST SO OBVIOUS

Music:

...I do love the 80s. I was there. Punk Rock. Ok, for me, D.C., winter 1983/84 right through the end of the decade was the best time and place for music. I saw 9353 several times. Tones on Tail, at 9:30 Club, October 1984. Alien Sex Fiend, Executive Slacks, SWANS, Pixies (as an opening act, mind you), LOOP, My Bloody Valentine, and a host of others, 1987, 1988, 1989.... Then again, I was there, too, for some of the Richmond, Virginia (Hoodoo Town, USA), scene circa late 1989 though the summer of 1994: The Alter Natives, Aurora Paralysis, Awareness Art Ensemble, Bio Ritmo, Brainflwr, Breadwinner, Butterglove, Cashmere Jungle Lords, Chrome Daddy Disco, Detune, Dirtball, Eggs, Fudge, Gutterball, The Hard Ride, Hotel X, Kepone, Labradford, Ladyfinger, Malacoda, Stackhouse, and the mighty Sliang Laos. I am currently listening to Crime, Deerhunter, The Hair and Skin Trading Company, Dead Meadow, Sparks, Japan, Woven Hand, Jennifer Gentle, Dirty on Purpose, Panda Bear, Two Lone Swordsmen, Richard Hawley, the gleaming Mick Harvey, and the august Mr. Scott Walker. Also, Death in June never, ever gets old.

Movies:

I like old movies; they didn't try to shove products and soundtracks down your throat. Some new movies are OK, and I like to laugh. Dumb comedies are fine with me--if they are "smart" dumb. But, generally, classic American; Film Noir; spaghetti westerns......slapstick comedies; spy/spy spoof; mystery; kids' movies (Shrek, Ice Age, Monsters, Inc., etc).

Television:

Mostly sucks. WTF has happened to TV? I will NOT watch any shows about doctors, lawyers, or priviledged Hollywood brats. Period. Virtually all modern sitcoms (1985-present, with, like, three exceptions) should be renamed 'shitcoms'. No karaoke programs, or shows with "idol" or "star" or "CSI" in the titles. "Reality"? That's on the streets, not on TV. So, what will I tolerate? I like black and white shows, mainly. Also old (preferably unedited and non-PC-ized) cartoons. Spongebob. Speed Racer. Duck Dodgers. Deputy Dawg. Quickdraw McGraw. The Pink Panther. Scooby Doo, Where Are You? Underdog. Psuedo-science. Ancient America. Rome. Mafia. Nazis. Ghosts. Bigfoot. Earth/nature/wildlife. The original Star Trek. Batman. The Andy Griffith Show. The Addams Family. I Love Lucy. Leave it to Beaver. The Dick Van Dyke Show. The Brady Bunch. Sanford & Son. My Three Sons. The Waltons. Green Acres. The Beverly Hillbillies. Mr. Ed. Gunsmoke. Bewitched. The Benny Hill Show. The Carol Burnett Show. The (original) Twilight Zone. The Outer Limits. Alfred Hitchcock Presents. Dark Shadows. Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. Lost in Space. Mission Impossible. 77 Sunset Strip. The Untouchables. Adam Adamant. Man From UNCLE. The Fugitive. The Prisoner. The Avengers (with Diana Rigg as Mrs. Emma Peel). The Saint. Eastenders. Doctor Who (with John Pertwee and Tom Baker as the Time Lord). And South Park, absolutely the only meaningful, semi-intelligent animated comedy satire program of the entire last decade. All else blows. Yes, even that show with Homer and Bart. C'mon, that came out back in like, what, 1989? After seven, eight seasons, you know, it was played out, the inevitible decline set in, it got boring, and its never recovered. The 'Pink Floyd' of television.

Books:

Whatever my daughter likes these days. And: ...Faulkner, O'Connor, Welty...ME; my stuff is good.

Heroes:

OK, who else? The early electric Bob Dylan. Man! That guy was awesome! In THAT period. My Grandaddy Arkie Bom. Yes, I love to hear people whine today. Try raising a dozen freakin' kids on a brakeman's salary, during the Depression, in a small hillbilly-frontier-type town, as a 1/2 Breed Indian man married to a white woman...THAT's hard, people. Please, don't bitch to me about "immigrant rights" while wearing your Che t-shirt and sipping your damn Starbucks! Posuer. Go away!

My Blog

Vanished

This is called "Vanished."  It is simple.  These words came with someone in particular in mind. They are for somone in particular.      I had no earthly way of know...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

Ribbed. For Her Pleasure.

I haven't posted anything in several months.  But I am feeling whimsical today. Capricious.  I wrote a new blog, then posted it, and then immediately deleted it.  Then I start...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:02:00 PST

Visions

Visions taking shape on the left like the sound of the color of the night laying in a frayed basket among loose feelings and dreaming winters of wishes for gentle spring rains to wash the dark ca...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

Lyrics

These are poems or words to songs I wrote long ago....between 1987 and 1993. "So Long" So long Its been too long Wired for the go See you when I get there   Its close To being too slow Mired in s...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

Wandering, wondering.

Like coming upon a castle in a crystal mist morn, coming down now off the craggy wishes that have cloaked me in confusion. A soft and silken dawn breaking before me, like the pitch of a sitar, pi...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:23:00 PST

Destination Darknesss

The Great Inevitable.  Morbid?  Yes, maybe.  It is reality.     Destination darkness every soul must go Where there is no wind and voices fade away Mannequin glove-hands crad...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:06:00 PST

nobody's vault (but my own)

I staggered into the bank to make a deposit But this was no bank and I had no money Money is an obscurity now dangerously distant plastic No hoard house or edifice is this built up around caches This...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST

Torn Between Two Lovers

I remember last night.  The city buzzing at 5 and 6 People scuttling about Cars lining up at every intersection I am marveling at shopfronts, awnings, vendors, and people assembling haphazardly...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Human Control

Human Control     I look and see the blurred book through an empty bottle in green refracting the day's first light filtering in web-like through an unclean corner window it casts a feeb...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

Illusory World

I swear there are secrets and comforts in the illusory world Perhaps there I should return and remain Rather than toddle through the real world and feel the real sting Because out here your feelings a...
Posted by Cannibal Lecturer on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST