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HEX MACHINE

...How We Spent Our Summer Vacation

About Me


Point.Click.S/T Relapse 7"
New RUN TO EARTH 12"EP+CD HERE T-SHIRTS + RELEASES
@t BIG CARTEL WEBSTORE HERE ..Your player must not be working...
stadium rock for the mental institution?
formed in the spring of 2004,
the band features torchbearers of the Richmond "mæth rock" ashtray;
accessories to criminal forrests of cult propaganda
such as the Human Thurma,
HRM, Hortus, Sliang Laos, Tulsa Drone,
BrainFlowr
and drummer extraordinaire of Burnt By the Sun,
discordance Axis, melt-banana,
and Municipal Waste fame.
And just like in Spinal Tap when the drummer spontaneously explodes mid-song,
we took to the clock with a concrete mallet and out popped a fortune cookie, but the message goes like the lyrics
to bANG a gong!
now can we have that bath we talked about?
....the name generator and first drummer
in "Lamb of God" (w/Mark Morton),
played in Shudder To Think for a hot minute, Clockhammer,
Farquhar, Sistersound, mao tse helen
...still laying down a science from the dusty handbooks of the heavy maple, the maps of noise
from ye olde hex machine are covered in a fresh oil
that does not wear well to veil the not so veiled riffs of these black forrests and still...the sweet voice of the teenage werewolf. ~ .. ~ % ~ $ ~ "To keep even those in the know guessing is not the name of the game, but fuck, that's what it sounds like we gone do anyways." if you are still reading this: you are a well rounded likeable person. you must like us. our lotto numbers for you today are of course 6.21.37.42.18.13.
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...One of the more sketchy Olan Mills we've visited
"If we were to have done good, we'd have seen it one more time. If we were to have done bad, we'd have seen it two more times...needless to say, we've seen it more times than we can shake a fvcking stick at"
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"Clearly huffing fumes from the same grotty gluebag as the Melvins, Hammerhead and The Jesus Lizard, ’Run To Earth’ is a monolithically gnarly chunk of slavering AmRep noise rock, harking back to that golden age of recklessly overdriven guitar scuzz when uncouth, straggle-haired boys and girls really knew what their battered guitars were made for."--Rock Sound
"That's insane." .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. --(Ed Vasaio /Mamma Zu, Edo's Squid, 8+1/2)) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "...It wasn't what I had expected...there's some really cool stuff going on here." .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..-- (Pen Rollings / breadwinner , Loincloth) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ,..,..,..,..,,.. .. .. "...Hex Machine is a very unusual band." .... .. (disposableunderground) .. ...................."Killer tones, man." ((DixieDaveWeedeater)))..................................... ....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. "... the low point of the show with riffs that were heavy." (daily tarheel) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "Hex Machine rocked it the fuck out when they felt like it..."(JDriskill).................. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "This is a great fvckin' release." (Aversiononline)........ .. .. .. ...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "The shit sounded like a well oiled tank rolling over seven churches, only pausing to reflect and laugh at the victims and mutants they've created from a well-timed, surgical-strike..." (Mike Flannery/American Psycho Band) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
"Now here's a band I actually like." (Brian Walsby/Manchild,Double Negative)

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. " "Hex Machine play the type of beered-up, fuzzed-out, woofer-warping sluuuudge rawk you’d expect from the mosquito-ridden bogs of Richmond, Virginia.." (NY Village Voice)..... .............. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
“90s Richmond math-rockers HUMAN THURMA were one of the most intense bands of that era and place I can think of...members comprise HEX MACHINE, along with DISCORDANCE AXIS/MELT BANANA drummer Dave Witte, a beast on the drums. His speed and agility sound like they’re not even needed here, as the band rolls things back to about 1992 or so, when this would have been on AmRep. It’s loose, JESUS LIZARD-esque dude rock, with yowlin’ cat vocals and a seasick pace and sense of part changes.” (www.dustedmagazine.com))) ,,,,............
"Like dreaming of being alone in the park and getting slapped by one of those big rig naked lady mudflaps, then waking up. In the park." --( The Hannibal Lecturer)
here we have some rabbits:
HERE HERE and HERE
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/28/2004
Band Website: hexmachinery.blogspot.com/
Band Members: Membership has its priviledges... Trevor T (gv))) , Paul Seahorse (bv))) , Scott Hudgins (g))) as Scud Potion no. 9 and introducing "Chris Gallo" (d))) as the two hitter with the one-hitter.
1st base coach and vip
Dave Witte (ogd)))
Influences:



WARNING? TURN AROUND GO BACK big super burnt by the black ozma jesus sabbath pink death flag light show hammer trick bloody ebay pop autopsy technical penalty ecstasy sleeping with loose voodoo dolls in the haunted clock factory factory, I suppose. We're pretty sure about that.

some facts


"..took a 'lectric blanket for a slow ride.. you can bet it was something to be happy with.. saw a man with a battery on a string.. you could tell he was from the house of exploding mirrors... in a black garter belt he set fire all over town.. down to the seams, he was a nude model army."


"..and the old midlothian formula"
Sounds Like:



Record Label: Relapse, Molsook, Minimum Underdrive..
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

you enjoy some cobbler

Triva and its hot pursuit. The band is booked to record it's next and full length playerwith Alamp Momin, one of half of the "Melvins of Hip-hop" Dalek, and live technician in Patton's Peeping Tom. ...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:42:00 PST

DEARE god..what year is it..

Let us first say we are deeply saddened at the disappearance of tourdates come the end of March. We know many of you out there were shocked and puzzled. Still all good things must be in small doses ...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:16:00 PST

We heart attacks

I heart attacks..I really do.REVIEW: Hex Machine ep Written by mister monster Saturday, 15 March 2008Last Updated ( Monday, 24 March 2008 )is it cool if I just come in and masturbate on your c...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:03:00 PST

In-depth exclusive all abcess interview with somebody...

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Posted by HEX MACHINE on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:13:00 PST

RockSound and the kids have assembled an idea...

Clearly not letting the departure of drum demigod Dave Witte (Municipal Waste, Melt Banana, Discordance Axis, etc.) dampen their enthusiasm, Hex Machine are back with a new sticksman and a pig-ugly fo...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:11:00 PST

Asteroid date..

Asteroid date: 17 March 2008&From the mouth of the great sage and Clutch drummer like no other, Jean-Paul Gaster, "(on tour)..another day, another day to lose something." For a moment, that rings ver...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:02:00 PST

Copywrite Infringement


Posted by HEX MACHINE on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST

Lead in to tell all..90's Richmond music scene..

2/18 From Paper Thin Walls:BEST NEW METAL! Run to Earth 12" EP (Molsook) Out//NowSingle: Nude Model HarveyOnce there was a city named Richmond, the capital of the great commonwealth of Virginia. It wa...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST

Velcro, to-go cups, camouflage duct taped cigarettz...

..A dizzying array of tasks chores bent over back wards warmed then rapid boiled into last minute in the dust crucible intentional delayed anti-negligence for the future.  The duty consumes..I am...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST

R U N TO EAR TH R E V IE WS

Hex Machine "Run to Earth" 12""Hex Machine is perhaps the latest in the rather long line of rather badass 'math metal' bands (for lack of a better term) from here in Richmond, VA, and their sophomore ...
Posted by HEX MACHINE on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:01:00 PST