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Peter O'Toole

I'm Peter O'Toole!

About Me

Perhaps you dont really believe that this is Peter O'Toole. Well, you're wrong...dead wrong.

My Interests

Method acting, winning Oscars multiple times, butterfly collecting, acting, motorcycles, topiary gardens, reruns of AbFab, Oxford University, tea, crumpets, tea time, tea and crumpets, the English Channel, electrical engineering, ancient Chinese history, cooking, Austrian Seperatist art movement, myspace.com, typing, snogging, getting old and wrinkly, drinking (alcohol), antiques, television, movies, shopping, going out with friends, reading, books, going to the beach, King Ralph.

I'd like to meet:

That guy who played Obi Wan Kenobi...oops, I already did meet him, because he co-starred with me in Lawrence of Arabia you stupid fucking idiot.

Music:

Chamber music, Baroque-period music, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, LynardSkynrd, Brahms, Schopenhauer, the Get Smart theme song, Madame Butterfly, Les Miserable, Joseph and the Amazing Techni-Color DreamCoat (soundtrack), Korn, the laughter of children outside my window during the summer, Polyphonic Spree, Usher, Kanye West, Bright Eyes, Bob Marley, Dave Matthews Band, Dave Matthews (solo), Alicia Keys, Lil Kim, Slayer, The Killers, Dixie Chicks, Cannibal Corpse

Movies:

King Ralph, Lawrence of Arabia, What's New Pussycat, The Lion in Winter, Man of LaMancha, Foxtrot, Rosebud, Murphey's War, Under Milk Wood, Mean Girls, Lord Jim, Becket

Television:

Friends, Joey

Books:

Novelizations of things that rightfully shouldnt be put into printed word, like Star Trek, Dungeons and Dragons, Halo, X-Men, and Dostoevsky (pinko-commie-bullshit). Also, Heartsongs. Look up that poetry series if you really want to be moved (bowel-moved)

Heroes:

Gwen Stefani, for her courage.

My Blog

A stitch in time...

I have just finished writing a book of poetry. Forgive my satisfaction, but it seems to me a rather fine work. As if Shakespeare buggered Lord Byron, and their child came thusly in the form of my hu...
Posted by Peter O'Toole on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Memories

I awoke in my bedchambers this morning in rather ill humor.  Something truly felt amiss on my person, as if, upon waking, my body had changed during the night...was no longer mine.  Verily, ...
Posted by Peter O'Toole on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:36:00 PST

Why do fools fall in love?

Today I rose from my bed chambers thinking it to be Tuesday.  As perhaps many of you know, Tuesday is when I take my customary stroll down to the fishmongers and purchase the fresh fish sandwiche...
Posted by Peter O'Toole on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:09:00 PST

Beating a Dead Midget

Took a quick jaunt over to the gentleman's club today.  My negro man servant was quite a bit late bringing the carriage around, so I decided to take the extra time to impregnate his wife (again&n...
Posted by Peter O'Toole on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:20:00 PST

Sigh...

Watched it rain all day, today.  I have the pleasure of looking back on a life full of many distinguished accomplishments and, yet, just as the common man, I feel the creep of age, and loneliness...
Posted by Peter O'Toole on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:13:00 PST