It was in August 1986 that Mark Shaw decided enough was enough and without a moments hesitation jumped head-first into this crazy world we call: 'Planet Earth' (think anchor man when you say those two words).
So then, finding nothing to do but herd the general public into hollowed out ice cubes of honey while placing bee hives at strategically thought out points on cliff faces, he went to Rawson J+I school until 1997.
After attending the University of Life for a year Mark got thrown out for undisclosed reasons.
Scaling walls was a past-time for this formidable gorilla and it was whilst contemplating 'woo'ing the ladies of the earth that Mark wound up in H.L.H.S and from there had time to solve world hunger and AIDS.
So that's it .... and remember ..... whatever you do:
Stay classy P.s All of the above may be fictional. Copyright 2007. Mambass Productions. All rights reserved.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Roger Moore, Ray Winstone,
Daniel Craig,
Peter O'Toole,
Sean Bean,
Steve Coogan,
George Bush-(he's a right laugh!),
Daragh O'Malley,
Peter Kay,
John Tams ... in fact all of the Sharpe cast
My Blog
Who I look a bit like
Me and my bruv Kez at his place in the outback
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Introductory prices
I recently went to sainsbury's and noticed that bagels were half price at 59p. Bargin.After 2 hours of thinking about it I decided to buy these 5 little beauties and enjoy them for my breakfast. HOWEV... Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:30:00 GMT
My dearest Paula has been rushed to hospital
I can confirm that Paula, my missus, has been rushed to hospital.
Apparently she nearly died of exhaustion! Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:30:00 GMT
