A FUCKING BUG BIT ME |
Last night I was minding my own business and eating a decent sandwich when this fucking mosquito bites me on the neck. I slapped my neck to kill it but I had FUCKING MUSTARD on one of my fingers and i...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Just look at these fucking freaks. |
I see a lot of things I never ever wanted to see as a result of using My Space.com. I decided that if I had to suffer, then so do all of you. Let's begin: I'll start you off easy. My encyclopedia tell...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:56:00 PST |
ONCE AGAIN, NOBODY CARES. |
I am fucking beyond tired of seeing these idiots putting up MySpace pictures of them in, next to, or just of THEIR STUPID FUCKING CARS. I don't give one tenth of a cat's crap what the hell you fucking...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:57:00 PST |
I'm gonna be honest here |
The reason I haven't deleted 90% of you fuckshits is that I've bought into the fact that this bullshit is nothing more than a popularity contest, and I'll be fucking DAMNED if I don't come out on top....
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:48:00 PST |
I'VE HAD IT |
From: Richard M. Nixon Date: Sep 29, 2006 2:06 AM Why do people feel the need to pretend to be me on the internet? I must have seen over a dozen "Richard Nixon" profiles so far, and they are all the S...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:46:00 PST |
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON MYSPACE FOR A WHILE |
From: Richard M. Nixon Date: Sep 13, 2006 11:06 AM Jesus earfucking CHRIST you people have absolutely no lives. I decide not to waste my time "blogging" in front of a computer box, and what do I find ...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:39:00 PST |
Honestly |
STOP SENDING ME CHAIN BULLETINS YOU DICK SHAVING HOOKERS. YOUR WISHES AREN'T GOING TO COME TRUE JUST BECAUSE YOU SCROLLED DOWN THROUGH A BUNCH OF GOD DAMN ASTERISKS AND SPACE BARS LIKE A FUCKING LAB M...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:37:00 PST |
Myspace Phones |
Good fucking God, what have you people done now? Are you that socially inept? Do you sperm wagons really need to take this fucking thing everywhere you fucking go? It's bad enough you wear Myspace shi...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:36:00 PST |
you can't fuck with ne |
I'm NIXON RICHARD M NIXKSON I'm INVINCIBLE you can all kiss my ass faggoty butthole sheeep It's so so good thart I drank all the wine tonight Oh fuck ing fucking what the hell I want to see the girls ...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:35:00 PST |
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people I hate. |
This fucker just sent me a message that pissed me off so hard I snapped my good pen in half and got ink all over the picture I was drawing of Ted Kennedy crying over spilt milk. This is what it said: ...
Posted by Richard M. Nixon on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:32:00 PST |
