INTERWEBS, INTRANETS, THE WORLD WIDE INTRAWEB, INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAYS, DATA-SOURCING, SNOOP MOTHAFUCKIN' DOGG, CORPORATE NETWORKING STRATEGIES, STOCK PORTFOLIO DIVERSIFICATION, LAWSUITS, MERGERS, FISCAL INVESTMENTS, AL GORE, MONEY
WE WOULD LOVE TO MEET AL GORE! THANK YOU FOR INVENTING ALL OF THE INTERWEBS AND MAKING ALL OF THIS POSSIBLE! YOU ARE TRULY AN HERO TO US ALL!
WE WOULD ALSO LOVE TO MEET THE BRILLIANT TED STEVENS. THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THE INTERNETS TO THE PUBLIC. WE ARE PROUD THAT OUR NATION'S SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY IS CONTROLLED BY SUCH A TECH-SAVVY MAN. WE WOULD LOVE TO SEND AN INTERNET TO YOU THROUGH THE SERIES OF TUBES.
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