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M & M INTERNETS, INC.

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About Me

M & M INTERNETS, INC WAS FOUNDED ON A SINGLE PRINCIPLE: TO SELL AND MANUFACTURE ONLY THE HIGHEST QUALITY INTERNETS TO THE BUSINESS WORLD.
ESTABLISHED IN 1984 IN NEW YORK BY BUSINESS ASSOCIATES MICHAEL AVERY AND MARK COWAN, M & M INTERNETS HAS A LONG HISTORY OF SERVING YOU, THE PUBLIC. IN 2001 OUR HEADQUARTERS WAS MOVED TO THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES AFTER OUR NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS WAS DESTROYED.
WE RESENT ALL RUMORS AND ACCUSITIONS THAT WE ORCHESTRATED THE ATTACKS TO CLAIM THE INSURANCE MONEY.
SHORTLY AFTER THE RELOCATION, M & M INTERNETS WENT GLOBAL AND IS NOW A MAJOR MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR PLAYER IN WORLD ECONOMIC AFFAIRS.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF OUR NEW HEADQUARTERS IN THE AL-HZAJJBINLADEN PETROLEUM-ALLAH BUKABUKA JIHAD-HUSSEIN BIN-YABINYA DESERT REFUGEE CAMP FOR SEXUALLY MOLESTED CHILDREN.
M & M INTERNETS IS NOW HIRING!! PLEASE INQUIRE WITHIN IF YOU WISH TO WORK SELLING AND MANUFACTURING INTERNETS FOR US!
OUR TRAINING PROGRAM IS INTENSE BUT YOU WILL COME OUT AS A FINE INTARNERTS WORKER! JUST LOOK AT THIS VIDEO FROM LAST YEAR'S TRAINING SESSION:
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My Interests

INTERWEBS, INTRANETS, THE WORLD WIDE INTRAWEB, INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAYS, DATA-SOURCING, SNOOP MOTHAFUCKIN' DOGG, CORPORATE NETWORKING STRATEGIES, STOCK PORTFOLIO DIVERSIFICATION, LAWSUITS, MERGERS, FISCAL INVESTMENTS, AL GORE, MONEY

I'd like to meet:

WE WOULD LOVE TO MEET AL GORE! THANK YOU FOR INVENTING ALL OF THE INTERWEBS AND MAKING ALL OF THIS POSSIBLE! YOU ARE TRULY AN HERO TO US ALL!

WE WOULD ALSO LOVE TO MEET THE BRILLIANT TED STEVENS. THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THE INTERNETS TO THE PUBLIC. WE ARE PROUD THAT OUR NATION'S SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY IS CONTROLLED BY SUCH A TECH-SAVVY MAN. WE WOULD LOVE TO SEND AN INTERNET TO YOU THROUGH THE SERIES OF TUBES.

Music:

"MONEY" BY PINK FLOYD, SONGS ABOUT INTERWEBS, ZLAD!

Movies:

INTERNET PRONOGRAPHICS

Television:

HOME SHOPPING NETWORK, CSPAN, CSPAN 2, CNN, NBC

Books:

E-BOOKS

Heroes:

AL GORE, TED STEVENS

My Blog

AN EXPLANATION OF THE INTERNETS IN LAYMANS TERMS

HELO GENTLEMEN [IM SURE THERES NO LADYS HERE, WOMEN ARENT ALLOWD ON THE INTRNETS]   I MEAN SRSLY...     RIGHHT? BUT YEAH   FIRST OF ALL, DATA IS ABSORBED THROUGH SPECIAL RECEEVE...
Posted by M & M INTERNETS, INC. on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST

NEW PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT

AFTER 3 HARD YEARS OF RESEARCH AND TECH-DEVELOPMENT, M AND M INTERNETS IS PROUD TO INTRODUCE ITS LATEST PRODUCT:   DIAL-UP INTRANETS     INTERWEBS CAN NOW BE HOOKED UP THROUGH A USER'S ...
Posted by M & M INTERNETS, INC. on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST