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Stuntman Jack, Gorehound

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About Me

Sore de wa minasan, sayonara...Stripped-down I'm goth-ed-up, geek-ed-up, Southern-fried (though I hide it well), and sissified. I'm a servent of skepticism and a slave to reason and wouldn't have it any other way. I dream of the cosmos and drink my coffee with chocolate syrup and am ashamed of neither. I've been known to look at autopsy photos over breakfast. Skulls and sea monsters make me happy. If I'm not listening to classical I'm probably listening to death metal. I like tall boots and short skirts, fishnets and flak jackets, splatter flicks and caffeine. I live for great conversation and intellectual stimulation. Pretty blades get me hot and bothered. It's who I am, it's how I work, now shut up and eat your damn brains...All that said, I'm all about making the best of this life. I'd love to talk to anyone who's interested... namaste.

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My Interests

reading, film, philosophy, writing, politics, psychology, splatter flicks/r-rated horror films/exploitation cinema, filmmaking, Rubenesque/British/pierced/geek girls, comic books, music, zombies, costumed crime-fighting, galactic gunslinging, rabble-rousing, riddles, sea monsters, video games, anime, role-playing games, legos, limericks, heuristics, theoretical physics, cyberpunk, steampunk, anything taboo, gallows humor, human rights, troma, glass walkers, chaotic neutral, piercings, tattoos, world of darkness, objectivism, absurdism, cosmicism, teaism, nihilism, bohemianism, anarchism, activism/ lgbt affairs, martial arts, urban art, making fun of the world and its inhabitants, Japan, NASCAR, mysteries, deviant behavior, self-loathing, iconoclasm, long, hot baths/ cold showers, chocolate, tea, espresso, ice cream, sushi, wine, tiramisu, beer, trail mix...
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You are Iron Man vs. Green Lantern Iron Man 80% Green Lantern 80% Spider-Man 65% Catwoman 55% Hulk 55% Batman 55% Wonder Woman 46% The Flash 45% Supergirl 36% Robin 35% Superman 35% Inventive. Genius. Sexy as hell...
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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Music:

MSI, Interpol, Velvet Revolver, Wolfmother, Lacuna Coil, Dropkick Murphys, The Shins, Oasis, Beck, She Wants Revenge, Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, Primus, Franz Ferdinand, Queen, Scissor Sisters, Atomic Swindlers, Coldplay, The Eels, Lemon Jelly, Barenaked Ladies, CCR, mc chris, The White Stripes, Mojo Nixon, Flogging Molly, Fatboy Slim, Disturbed, Nirvana, Jane's Addiction, the Streets, David Bowie, NIN, Dir en Grey, Gnarls Barkley, Jimmy Buffett, The Misfits, Lunachicks, KMFDM, Rammstein, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, Postal Service, Warp 11, Polyphonic Spree, R.E.M., The Cure, They Might be Giants, The Pixies, Boards of Canada, Bloodhound Gang, Black Sabbath, Newsboys, Malice Mizer, My Chemical Romance, Marilyn Manson, Radiohead, The Kinks, The Kooks, The Killers, Orgy, Foo Fighters, Green Day, The Dresden Dolls, Regina Spektor, The Dandy Warhols, System of a Down, Cradle of Filth, Electric Six... classical, new age, trance, industrial, experimental, rap metal, 80's alt. rock, funk, gothic, celtic, show tunes, psychedelic, stoner rock, british invasion, latin alternative, brit hop.

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Movies:

jaws, dawn of the dead (1978), fight club, everything by David Lynch, the big lebowski, everything by troma, everything by Quentin Tarantino especially reservoir dogs, jurassic park, the re-animator films, the usual suspects, waking life, fear and loathing in las vegas, this is spinal tap, shaun of the dead, all the president's men, grindhouse, american beauty, return of the living dead, my cousin vinny, slither, pan's labyrinth, the last starfighter, garden state, all broken lizard films, the squid and the whale, minority report, eulogy, the life aquatic, the hunt for red october, clash of the titans, clue, 300, signs, layer cake, a scanner darkly, sid and nancy, v for vendetta, battle royale, the x-men films, stage beauty, being john malkovich, being there, murder by death, the star wars saga, suicide club (suicide circle), breakfast on pluto, I ? huckabees, oldboy, mostly everything by Tim Burton especially the nightmare before christmas, mostly everything by the Cohen bros. especially fargo, the rocky horror picture show, the last starfighter, almost everything by Francis Ford Coppola, almost everything by Mel Brooks, everything by Alfred Hitchcock, the princess bride, west side story, akira, much ado about nothing, the professional, all the president's men, the day the earth stood still, mr. smith goes to washington, inherit the wind, my fair lady, night of the living dead, butch cassidy and the sundance kid, patton, almost everything by Stanley Kubrick especially dr. strangeglove, monty python and the holy grail, being there, blade runner, indiana jones trilogy, everything by Christopher Guest, the iron giant, the shawshank redemtion, the matrix, um... splatter/slasher, exploitation, musicals, anime, artsy, indie, mob, and zombie flicks...

Television:

Star Trek (All Series), MST3K, Twin Peaks, Lost, Seaquest DSV, Six Feet Under, The Twilight Zone, Arrested Development, Babylon 5, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, South Park, Macgyver, The Daily Show, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Monk, Tales From the Crypt, The Larry Sanders Show, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace,Scooby-Doo, Gargoyles, The Business, Debunked!, Transformers: Beast Wars, Code Monkeys, Frisky Dingo, Dexter, Scrubs, Due South, Northern Exposure, West Wing, Crossing Jordan, Family Guy, City Confidential, Iron Chef, Law & Oeder: CI, So Graham Norton, Nip/Tuck, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Animaniacs, Invader Zim, Pain Killer Jane, Big Guy and Rusty, Megas XLR, Project Runway, Navy NCIS, The Tick, Nero Wolfe, Fantasy Island, The Colbert Report, Eerie,Indiana, House, Street Sharks, ATHF, American Justice, The Avengers, Sex and the City, Inside the Actors Studio, Mythbusters, Metalocalypse, Land of the Lost, Beakman's World, Teen Titans, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Starved, Pee Wee's Playhouse, X-Files, Power Rangers, Tales From the Darkside, and... ANIME!!, yes, just anime... no details for you; anything on Sci-fi, National Geographic, A&E, BBC or IFCmmmm.... Abbey.

Heroes:

Cpt. Jean Luc Picard, Tony Stark (Iron Man), Cthulhu, Optimus Prime, Joss Whedon, Alfred Hitchcock, Nikola Tesla, Angus MacGyver, the Splat Pack, Gandalf the Grey, Dr. Herbert West, Oghma, Arthur Dent, Alan Moore, Aloysious Pendergast, Jason Bourne, Prof. Charles Xavier, Michael Godard, Q, Fearless Leader, The Crow, Maxwell Smart, Hawkeye Pierce, Rooster Cogburn, Preacher-Man Bob, Shaun, Steve Zissou, Dr. Emmett Brown, Inspector Gadget, John Locke (Lost), the Toxic Avenger, Kosh Naranek, Jack Skellington, Vash the Stampede, Beetlejuice, The Troma Team, Lex Luthor, Samus Aran, Salad Fingers, Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, Iori Yagami, Meatwad, Guy Gardner the Green Lantern, the Punisher, Earthworm Jim, Alton Brown, the Tick, Cousin It, Dionysis, Tim Gunn, Jon Stewart, Sid Meier, Barbara Bush:P, éminence grise...In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power... Green Lantern's light!

My Blog

I am Jacks Game of Laser-Tag 3000.

You've been tagged! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their n...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST

I am Jacks Horrifying Composition Assignment...

Okay kids, this is a rough draft and I threw it together over the course of last night...  tear it a new one.  I've got a week before it's due. The Monster that Lurks Under Your Bed and the...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:23:00 PST

I am Jacks Piquant, Waning Aroma... And a Message for Some Alien Menace.

"A man has his distinctive personal scent which his wife, his children and his dog can recognize. A crowd has a generalized stink. The public is odorless." - W. H. AudenAnd it seems that mine s...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

I am Jack’s Empowerment of Sexy Women.

Because you know I love you, My Hot Fat Girl ManifestoBy Zoe WhittallPublished: November 3, 2005Shameless MagazineWhen I was in high school, I was part of the problem. I didn't join in the chorus of g...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST

I am Jack's... Unabashed Sexual Preference.

Something I stumbled across recently that says everything I've ever felt the need to and spares me having to state such things myself...  though I have.  It's well-phrased, comprehensive and...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

I am Jack's Corpse, Chocolate-Coated; Another Update from DC: Part 1

I road the Red-line this morning to Metro Central and transferred to a Blue-line which took me to Rosslyn, near Arlington.  The exit of the station is located about 2 blocks north of the 'Dome in...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

I am Jack's Omelette Loving... An Update from DC.

Church... skip ahead to the part about dinner.  Baker dragged me with him this morning to a service in a church Ulysses S. Grant would attend while nursing his hangovers and hoping the dark stain...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:16:00 PST

I am Jack's... Hah, Nevermind. Check out this event: World Domination VIA Banana

Hosted By: Dread Central NomadWhen: 23 Dec 2007, 19:00Where: On your computer screenright nowwwwMATAWAN, NJ 07747United StatesDescription:Dread Central Nomad Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:58:00 PST

I am Jack's Lack of Empathy.

What follows are some highlights of a recent conversation with a friend...  A depressed friend.  We find me at symathy's end.  Bare with me.Me: It's just life.  When all else fail...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

I am Jack's... Fuck it...

My father and I got in a fight at dinner tonight.  I don't like his politics or parenting methods and he doesn't like me.  I say he doesn't like me because his politics don't allow for him t...
Posted by Stuntman Jack, Gorehound on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST