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+.The.Boner.Truck.+

My fingers were forged from the pens and paintbrushes of artists and gods.

About Me

+.HOBOSEXUAL.+
"Ven Yoov Got Eet ♥ Flaunt Eet!"
Cunt
18 years old
Hellertown, PA
&
Grant's Pass, OR
United States
Status: Love Slave
Here for: Stalking people
Orientation: Pansexual
Hometown: Jersey Girl
Body type: 5' 9" / Teh Chubbz
Ethnicity: Native American & PA Dutchy
Religion: Other
Zodiac Sign: Aries: The Ram
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Children: As Soon As I Can..
Education: In college
Occupation: Writer / Rockstar
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Of A Girl Whose Face Looks Painted On? ♥+.Happily.Taken.+
Brandon,
Beeper,
Nikki&Paul&Raleigh,
Kassie&Ron,
Allie&Ezra,
Mommy&Daddy,
Milly,
Coca-Cola,
Canadians/Californians,
Boys in eyeliner,
Watching the rain,
Writing,
Healthy Foods,
Disney Movies,
Being bad-ass,
Chillin wit mah main homie- my momma,
Talking to my homies,
Drinking From Baby Bottles,
Slushies,
Avoiding homework and schoolwork,
Sunsets,
Old School TV,
Summers,
Mexicans,
Movies,
Orgasms,
People named Estibon,
My Family,
Theatre,
Quotes,
New Used Books,
Drag Queens,
Baby Animals,
Parthenogenesis,
Candy,
Cute Little Dorky Boys,
Guys in Bands/Girls With Guitars,
BATMAN,
Kevin Smith Films,
Glitter,
Beads,
Gene Wilder,
Paint,
Lace,
Flea Markets,
Country Folk,
Football,
Silver,
Ribbons,
Diamonds,
Childish Enthusiasm,
Childish Curiosity,
Open-ness,
Mud,
Bare feet,
Ladybugs,
Lightening bugs/ Fireflies,
Butterflies/ Cattepillars,
Trees,
Nature,
Playing in the Streets,
Playing in the Rain,
The Park After Dark,
Beaches,
Faeries,
Fake Faerie Wings,
Cheap Plastic Wands & Swords,
Boots,
Boxers,
My Little Pony,
White Silk,
Neon Lights And City Signs,
Singing Randomly,
Imagination,
Playing Pretend,
People With Hardware in Their Face,
Talking,
Porn,
Red Lipstick,
Long Braids,
Late Night HBO,
Stuffed Animals,
Pina Coladas,
Getting Caught in the Rain,
Making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape... Second Star To The Right, Straight On 'Til Morning...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



My Blog

Attack of the Crips

Do you know that my house is COMPLETELY handicapped inaccessable? If the crips attack, weare totally safe at my house. P.S. I AM pretty... and I am sick and tired of having to PROVE that....
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

It's Better To Be Unhappy Alone...

...than unhappy with someone.So I'm alone.Completely sick of guys.Fuck them. But I will be sharing a room with ONLY my cats pretty soon. Spinsterood ho!...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

Peeves

I think I finally got this myspace blog shit down.... ...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

The 11 Day Survey

The theory is that you will learn a lot of little knownfacts about those who know you.1. Start Time: 10:46 a.m. Oct. 6, 20062. Name: Taryn3. Nickname: Talyn, Cy, Angel, Anus-Opener, Tair, THE BONER TR...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST

Box of Satan

You know.. I would post more blogs if you could fucking copy and paste anything. ANYTHING. Or even if perhaps, my arrow keys worked in this pathetic little box. Box. Of. Satan. Fucking box......
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

So here I am

I have been in Oregon for about 2 weeks now. And just as Kassie promised in her blog, oh the party has truly started.   While in my happy, carefree days as a teen in Hellertown, to me, a party wa...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

Ashie Tagged Me

Here's the game of "You Have Been Tagged" as it was passed on to me: The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a bl...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:54:00 PST

LITTLE CHICO TOOK MY INK VIRGINITY

:) My New Tattoo, baby... I was buggin before he did it, but it was seriously nothing. At some points, it actually, literally tickled and I had to stop myself from laughing. I am really happy wi...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:25:00 PST

My Next Life Quest...

My next life quest is to find out who decided that gas and chemical masks are attractive, or if not the dictator of this irrational fashion fetish, WHY those who like it, do so. Granted, I'm a littl...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST

When I Put On My Emo Hat

I've been hating everything more and more often. Particularly during like... the school week. I woke up this morning and decided I hate everything. And have become a smoker due to inhaling so much s...
Posted by +.Toilet.Paper.Ninja.+ on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:39:00 PST