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About Me

Updates......July 1st My 18th Birthday
Hello, my name is Callista. I often times go by Milly- easier to type, easier to spell, easier to remember.
I'm the girlfriend of one Robert Newell Jr., the adoptive mother of a mischievous retard-cat named chocolateface, and I am an internet superhero. ♥
About me...I'm very curious, somewhat intelligent and I'm generally pleasant to be around. I'm incredibly shy, very quiet, somewhat introverted but I'm very ambitious. I strive to be the best Callista I can be (as Gordon said, that is all I can be), as cheesy as that sounds. I'm weird and very interesting!
Growing up...I was an isolated child that sat around in my room playing veterinarian with my dog and watching discovery channel. I seldom went outside to play. I waited until grandpa got home and we'd watch sci-fi channel together. Grandpa still influences me with his magical nerd powers. I hated my mom and grandma growing up, all they ever did was argue and I never understood why. I still have a fond distaste for my grandmother (she's very dramatic) but my mom and I have developed a pretty good relationship. I love her ♥ and I've grown enough balls to respect my mom for all she's been through- being a teenage mom, raising her kids right, surviving cancer, dealing with my grandma.
My life right now... I'm a very lucky girl and I know it. I'm grateful for all the beautiful people and opportunities that seem to have fallen into my hands. Everything that appears to be going wrong at whatever moment is small and so much less important compared to everything good I have going on. There's nothing better than cuddling with Roobear and chocolateface. I'm fairly sure they're my soulmates. I'm so happy, I could tear my eyes out.

(from wolfy
Dislikes:
    Aliciashow dogschihuhuasYellingLoud music/noisesTaco BellDel TacoICPvomitdumb peopleBratsNaggingDrama

My Interests

my boyfriend, chocolateface, my friends, family (for the most part), the color pink, cartoons, Dr. Sloth, colorful socks, pajamas, gnomes, pineapple, cleaning

I'd like to meet:



Music:

all the music on my grandpa's mixtapes, The Cure, Daft Punk, other shite.

Movies:

Broken Lizard and Miyazaki entertain me

Television:

Andrew Zimmern
Anthony Bourdain
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Oswald
Yo Gabba Gabba
Jon Stewart
Colbert

Books:

The bible....not!

Heroes:

Roobear
Grandpa
Gordon
Bob Ross
Golden Beak
Carl Johnson

My Blog

=p

It was 12 fucking years of dealing with shit. Cold shit, hard shit, warm shit, easy shit, shit from people, shit from stress.I'd like to say it was easy most of the time, it was during homeschooling a...
Posted by Squishy. on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:22:00 PST

oh shit.

I forgot to feed my neopets.
Posted by Squishy. on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:53:00 PST

squishy

nooooo
Posted by Squishy. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:27:00 PST

am

crap
Posted by Squishy. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:27:00 PST

I

I hate it when people can see my blogs, friends and comments.It makes me feel insecure.30 views away from 20k though.
Posted by Squishy. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:28:00 PST

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gah
Posted by Squishy. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:26:00 PST

The world’s tallest mexican

Is shocked that people can see my blog. I must fix this.
Posted by Squishy. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:25:00 PST

weiners

Although the subject title says "weiners", this blog has absolutely nothing to do with weiners.Here is an update on my life, I was originally going to post about how I’m looking forward to turni...
Posted by Squishy. on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:34:00 PST

Robert

please be my Rick Astley.
Posted by Squishy. on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 07:15:00 PST

IT’S LIKE TWEAKING ON LIFE

the past week has been hectic. I'm sure it wont slow down anytime soon.I get very little time to myself, in the morning I have school, then I have to pick up lorraina and supervise her to make sure sh...
Posted by Squishy. on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:53:00 PST