Pollyblog

FYI, everything I've written before this is garbage, probably.I wouldn't know. I don't read that guy's crap.Well, well, well.It's been awhile, hasn't it?Cripes, what have I been doing with myself?I wa...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:46:00 PST

Wuv

Relationships are tough.Theres a little while in the beginning where it's easy, but after a long time, it's hard work. To have someone else's happiness coincide so much with your own is a strange conc...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:05:00 PST

New Horizens.

-Cracks knuckles-Ok dudes.Here goes.I've spent alot of time in a chrysalis of contemplation lately....And emerged as a butterfly of clarity.:DI went on a drive this morning.A pleasure drive, with Jenn...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

Frilly nonsense.

I'm not unhappy.I don't walk around unhappy, and i'm pretty sure I don't have any detectable aura of meloncholy about me.I'm just....inconsistant with my mood.The way i feel about people i care about ...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:01:00 PST

???????? ?????????? ????? ???????????? ??????

Even on the internetsI cannot bring myself to accept cliqy little tards.Or resign myself yo playing into the whole "myspace culture" thing.I'll keep living as long as I have someone to make miserable....
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST

-cracks knuckles- :D

Busy times ahead, folks.First off...drumroll please.....doogadoogadoogadoogadoogadoogadoogadoogadoogadoog adoogadoogadoogadoogadooga.....PURPLE HAIRRIGHT HERE, ON MAH HEADXDHad to get that out of the w...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:06:00 PST

Bloggolb

I suppose, it beeing quite a long time since any of you have seen or heard from me, so i suppose i can get up off my comfy solitude and blog once or something.So...what to blog about....Oh!Life.Menial...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

I R freak?(time killah)

"So, if you have been tagged, I'm sorry.  But....  You should REALLY DO THIS!  Its fun and interesting.  You also come out of the closet and let everyone know you're such a FUCKING...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

>_< -vomits-

Ok. I can take anything.Really, I can..My sense of humor and tolerance for things dark, disgusting, inapropriate, or downright distastfull is rivaled by very few, ask anyone.   Be it aborted fetu...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

Euphoric

Sometimes, the unexpected can rock your world, and maybe give you hope.... The shitty state of things? Don't matter. My mental hangups? Gone. It's like this-I'm at my lowest point in faith ever,my m...
Posted by Carpe the Butt Monster on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST