Good Punk/Hardcore/Metal shows, Playing bass,Leatherface, Zombies, Nintendo DS, provoking people to murder me. They never do though. Maybe it's because all of you are jerks. No? Damnit! Okay how about if I made obscene comments about me and your mother last night? Or how about if I drank the last of your favorite beverage? Really? You must be a hippy.
An aligator or giraffe with down syndrome. A plain hyjacker that would still let the food cart keep selling snacks. Or better yet, if there was a public transportation system that you pay a bit more for, but you can do whatever you want, like piss out the window, or play with yourself on the way home from work or something. Dez Cadena (Black Flag/DC3/Misfits/Redd Kross/Twisted Roots/Ella and the Blacks/guest on Hüsker Dü's 1984 double album, Zen Arcade/Osaka-Popstar) John Card (Personality Crisis/DOA/Subhumans/SNFU/Stretch-Marks) Randy Rampage(DOA/Annihilator) and Joe "Shithead" Keithley Great Baldini (I'm such a tard when I'm drunk)
Anything with Dan Rudbal, most things with Dez Cadena or Henry Rollins, GG Allin, Wendy O. Williams, D.O.A., Cannibal Corpse, and am getting into Night Of The Demons (although they need more songs). I LOVE LOCAL BANDS, in any city, because they haven't got a chance to be watered down YET. SW Ontario is pretty fucking sweet for some of the best bands I've heard in a long time, like thems Panychrist girls. ****Come check out my music video site that I made****
Marty McFly totally fingerbanged his mom, before he found out it was his mom. It was in the director's cut. I swear :|
Actually maybe that was in Teen Wolf Too, that had nothing to do with old jitters there.
Have you ever seen that good movie Dolph Lundgren was in? Yeah neither have I...lmao
Did I ever tell you I hate T.V.? BUT!!!!! That fuckin' episode where Wheels gets felt up while hitchiking to see his real dad was fuckin' tits. I tried to see if I could find that actor who played the offender, but no luck YET. I mean if that guy threw a party, and invited everyone he knew, he would see the greatest gift would be from me and the card attatched would say "thank you for being a friend".
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Anything George Orwell, J.P. Donleavy, Rock Bottom by Pamela DesBarres (even though She's annoying as all f*ck). I miss having so much free time that I'd read like every book in my house, plus get new ones to read.. I Shithead, Doors Of Perception&Heaven And Hell, Donnelly books. mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never"
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BEWARE OF THE BUM LEOPARDS :|
The bad thing about bum leopards is that you don't even know they're there. Then one day your cleaning out your anus, and you yell in, "HEY! Are there any Bum Leopards there?!?!", and you hear, "Yeah, I mean NO!!!", then you're like, "get out of my bum before I call the police", and then they start messing up the anus you just finished cleaning, then run back up inside your bum. So you call the cops, and they just laugh at you and hang up. See the bum leopards know this and that's why they're such bastards about it. The only way to get rid of them is to Suck them out with a straw :|
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