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Hi! Im Zoe!! Squawk!!
Im a one year old bare eyed cockatoo.
Also known as a Little Corella.
Well about me hmm lets see..
-I have a mohawk and I know how to use it, I love to rock out.
-I can poop on you, and anything you own. Its out of love.
-I love to destroy shoe laces and sweatshirt strings! Its the best, and im entitled to them.
-I used to attack mirrors, now I dance with them and lick them.
-I am getting beter at talking, someday ill take over the world.
-Yes, that red button on the remote, I will destroy it.
-I think I am in love with something called almonds.
-I think anything you have is mine, so give me that! SQUAWK!
- I like to get up early, way before my human just so I can talk and scream and wake him up myself!
-I love baths and cuddles and tickles and kisses, anything that meens im getting attention. So!? Dont just sit there and read this, pet and preen me already!!
-I hate bedtime..I will try my hardest to avoid these words or the cage cover at all cost! SQUAWK! Run! Jump! Dodge! Duck! Fly! If this doesn't work, its pouting time.
-Can I squawkin' chew on something now?
The End. SQUAWK!
