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Bierce ended in mystery, as he disappeared into the Mexican Revolution , following Pancho Villa, and was never heard from again. Leon Day tries to unravel the mystery, writing ‘My Hunt for Ambrose Bierce,’ which you can read here: My Hunt For Ambrose Bierce
Bierce Quotes
*Abstainer - a weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
*Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
*Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
*Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
*All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
*Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
*An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
*Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
*Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
*Conservative - a statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
*Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
*Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
*Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
*Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough investigation, it may soon lead to full establishment of the truth.
*Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
*Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
*Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
*Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
*Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
*History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
*Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.
*Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
*Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
*Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
*Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
*Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
*Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
*The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
*War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
*We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.