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jon g

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About Me

You don't even want to know

My Interests

Fishing, lucid dreaming,always being In on the joke, being kind to people , being mean to people, convincing others of false beliefs,playing with litter critters , telepathic communication with dolphins and (when in season)hunting passels of rascals ( see Kat's blog for clarification )

I'd like to meet:

Women who like long walks on the beach....in Alaska..clubbing innocent baby seals................just joking , i only club guilty baby seals, ( also i wouldn't mind meeting Stephen Hawking, but i wanna just play with his cool wheelchair, ..... i really don't give a shit about Quantum Cosmology )and other people that society considers abnormal.

Music:

This will take awhile..to start ; Scritti Politti hahahahahahaha...shut up ! Not in any particular order: Incubus , MC 900 ft jesus , The Reverand , Marcy Playground, Jack Johnson ,G Love , Pearl Jam, Rage , Tool ,Patsy Cline , Pink Floyd , Mazzy Star , Radiohead , Portishead , The House Martins , Morrissey , The Smiths , Depeche Mode , Rehab , Cotton Mouth Kings , ...... more coming

Movies:

Just a small sample : Pi , Basketball Diaries ,The Tao of Steve ,Raising Arizona ,American Psycho , The Game, Kalifornia, Trainspotting, Kids ,Requiem for a Dream, Slingblade , Being John Malkovich, Memento, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Office Space, Super Troopers, Freeway , Fight Club, American Beauty,Boogie Nights,Matchstick Men, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind , Fargo, Fletch, Vacation , Swingers , Very Bad Things , Jacobs Ladder , A Clockwork Orange, Anything with Renee or Jason or Henry or Dru !, Indie films.. And the best comedy ever : Battlefield Earth !

Television:

Learning Channel Stuff , Cops, Dicovery Channel , History Channel , Myth Busters, Reno 911,Mr. Show , Tenacious D, Space Ghost ,more to come...

Books:

Get a grip , i've read so much my brain is located on the moon ( dark side ) and under water .( They are hidden. ) Also Huxley , Leary , Hoffman , Hunter Thompsan , Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, Andy Behrman ,Psycho Cybernetics , The Power of Intention, Medical Terminology, Stranger in a Strange Land , Overthrow, Stephen Kinzer , also Electroboy, Me Talk Pretty One Day ,Naked , The Sex Lives of Cannibals , Getting stoned with savages ,Books on Psychology, Nutrition, Neuropsychology, Neurophysiology and other things that are none of your damn business !

Heroes:

Pork rib shaped meat products, that really look like pork ribs. In plastic. Also people that help me do things ...like make it through the day of intense discomfort , dispair , dissatisfaction , fatigue depression , anxiety , worry and Carrot Top .? Huh ?

My Blog

You Know This

Point is, what's so wonderful is that every one of these flowers has a specific relationship with the insect that pollinates it. There's a certain orchid that looks exactly like a certain insect so th...
Posted by jon g on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:00:00 PST

Goddy Goddy Odimma ( I'm Rich ) a work in progress

Contact person Mr.John Collar41a,Banker Garden Cotonou,Benin RepublicMy dear friend,Iam very glad to inform you about my success ingetting those funds transferred under theco-operation of a new partin...
Posted by jon g on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST

You Know

Attraction to you is a reaction out of the blue my shoes hurt and feel the pain of a hundred rain soaked refugees on a trek to see the land of the most bring forth your best and realize that we all gi...
Posted by jon g on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

MMMMMMhuhhhh...milk

OMGthese sunflower seeds have made my mind bleedrubber chickens dance and dismaywhat are the chances we could play in the hay?ruffled feathers make my life hurtplastic foolishness begins with your bir...
Posted by jon g on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Billie Jean

New Rap Song Samples 'Billie Jean' In Its Entirety, Adds Nothing September 23, 2006 | NEW YORKNoted rapper/producer Sean "Puffy" Combs released his hotly anticipated new single Tuesday, "Tha K...
Posted by jon g on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST

Mind Control

stop the insanity before it's to late to escape ride a sheep to the edge of the earth stop on a dime drop and role play to street theater for those who know are controlled and tormented by the so...
Posted by jon g on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:05:00 PST

Another book of anon story

Man accused of attacking dog breeder with dead Chihuahua   (6/08/06 - Houston,Tx) - A man , known as Book Of Anon , angry that his new puppy had died pushed his way into a dog breeder's h...
Posted by jon g on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:24:00 PST

Hold the Sausage

Recently i was unfortunate enough to be in the area of the Gulf freeway and Broad street early in the morning. Being that it was morning time i was hungry , and when people get hungry in the morning t...
Posted by jon g on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:02:00 PST

Book of Anons Old Prom News Story !

Male student wearing dress denied entrance to prom   (5/24/93 - GARY, IN) - A male student who has worn women's clothes to school all year was turned away from his high school prom because he ...
Posted by jon g on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:13:00 PST

News Story About Book of Anon !

Officials say tainted muffins contained marijuana   (05/18/06 - DALLAS, TX) - Muffins that made 18 staff members at a Dallas-area high school ' high '( no pun intended ) contained t...
Posted by jon g on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:51:00 PST