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Balwinderjit Dhaliwal

Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty

About Me

I just invented a unicycle that is powered by bananas and mayonnaise.

Monster Parties: Fact Or Fiction?

Show Me Your Weenis

True Love

Tony's Accident

My Interests

I enjoy pushing old people down stairs, wrestling turtles and making fun of mentally retarded children

I'd like to meet:

Scott Baio , Rhea Perlman , Phyllis Diller , Baby Jesus , Peter DeLuise , Joy Behar , Mark-Paul Gosselaar, David Faustino , Judge Reinhold, David Wooderson

Click here for the petition to save "The Tony Danza Show"

What is your favorite Tony Danza movie?
Angels In The Outfield
She's Out Of Control
Cannonball Run II
Going Ape!
Stealing Christmas

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Music:

Rick Astley, Cinderella, Justin Guarini, Lindsay Lohan, Winger, Lisa Marie Presley, W.A.S.P. Click here for my favorite song ever

Movies:

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Baby Geniuses, You Got Served, Spanglish, Problem Child 2, Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, Surf Ninjas, Agent Cody Banks Click here for my favorite movie ever

Television:

According to Jim, Reba, Yes Dear, Veronica Mars, Mama's Family, Boy Meets World, Less Than Perfect, Becker, Saved by the Bell: The College Years Click here for my favorite television show ever

Books:

The Complete Guide to Building Patio Decks: A Step-By-Step Manual for Building Basic and Customized Patio Decks, Here We Go Again: My Life In Television by Betty White, The African Male Nude in Art and Photography Vol. 2, Managing Herpes: How to Live and Love With a Chronic S.T.D. Click here for my favorite book ever

Heroes:

Soleil Moon Frye, Mary Steenburgen, Prime Minister of Kazakhstan Danial Akhmetov, Andrea Barber (you know, the chick who played Kimmy Gibbler on TV's "Full House"), Ty Pennington (he makes dreams come true), Freddie Prinze Jr.

My Blog

Random e-mailing

  Dear Safeway,   I would like to take this time to express my appreciativeness, thankfulness and gratitude for the exceptional and remarkable service I received on February ...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

Hameed Bird

I recently put out a classified ad for a Toshiba laptop computer that I was trying to sell for $500.00. Unfortunately, I don't own a Toshiba laptop computer. Regardless, ...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Words I hate to hear and love to say

Here's a list of words that are like fingernails on a chalkboard. Don't ever say these words around me please:     Cat dander: "Don't sit on that chair, it's covered in cat dander....
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:19:00 PST

Who the hell are you?!

Seriously, who the hell are all of you? This is the first day in like, 6 weeks that I have logged onto MySpace and I have had close to 100 friend requests in that time. I don't know who you p...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Family Ties: The Motion Picture

  I wish I was Hollywood movie executive. The first thing I'd do is green light a Family Ties feature film. Family Ties was a popular television show that ran from 1982-1989 that centered a...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

Jennyex4real

I recently got an email from a very nice Canadian girl. In her profile she writes "I'm empathetic, honest, caring, and kind. I'm a good listener and great at talking" Every guy's dream girl, eh? She c...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:54:00 PST

I hate people

I hate people. People suck. People are idiots.   People that don't look where they're going when walking down the street are dumbasses. Stop looking at your friend and watch where you're going....
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

Cool new music

Anybody who knows me knows that I love music. I have a concern though. I'm concerned that today's youth is missing out on some pretty cool shit. So kids, put down your Ashlee Simpson and Supert...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:29:00 PST

My movie script

Okay, I've decided to take a different career path. I'm going to become a screenwriter. I have a lot of ideas for some motion pictures which I can almost guarantee are going to be huge blockbuste...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:38:00 PST

We All Party Naked

I've always wanted to be a professional rapper. Some of my favorite artists that I have a ton of respect for include Young MC, Will Smith, Tag Team, Christopher "Kid" Reid, the black&nb...
Posted by Balwinderjit Dhaliwal on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:18:00 PST