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Miss Ravenna Black

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade... and hire a hot chick to sell it at double the price!

About Me



HELLO FRIENDS!

I'M MISS RAVENNA BLACK...

"The Little Girl Who's ALL Grown Up!"


I BELIEVE IN FOLLOWING YOUR DREAMS.

A wise young man once said:

"It's okay to dream about being someone special when you grow up.

I want to be a psychic superhero."

- Tyler M., Age 6




My Interests

VISIT MY WEBSITE HERE

I'd like to meet:



FINE, UPSTANDING INDIVIDUALS! I DON'T MIND TROUBLEMAKERS, HEARTBREAKERS, AND OUTLAWS...

BUT NO FLAKES, SCUMBAGS, OR DISHONEST FOLK!

YA KNOW?

XOXO

RAVENNA

Music:

One Word: Guitar.

Okay, okay, here's a few more then...

#1 MUSICAL LOVE:

Steve Vai!

I just can't help it, I want to have that man's baby... don't get me started or I'll never shut up!

Eric Sardinas

Okay, so I don't want to have his baby (but I wouldn't mind, you know, *practicing*). His music? GREAT to dance to, and the inspiration for my first ever burlesque act (My Kind Of Woman, AKA the "Pink Act"). He said I was beautiful. *blush*

*Billy Sheehan*

I wish I could put little hearts around the name of THE nicest rock star in the history of the world, but stars will have to do (and really, aren't they just as appropriate?)!

Billy is not only a "guitar god", he's charming, humble, and funny, too!

If you are a fan of my Groupie Act, that's Billy's sexy voice singing the intro - "Misguided woman, knows my name..."

Yeah.

AND SPEAKING OF ROCK STARS...

Here is a picture of my favorite "Rock Star Sandwich":

Steve Vai, *me*, Eric Sardinas, and Billy Sheehan - Somebody pinch me!

(No, REALLY... please, somebody pinch me!!!)

I should also mention:

Dream Theater .
Joe Satriani .
Toshi Iseda .

Also Van Halen, old David Lee Roth, AC/DC (or Hell's Belles, even!), Stevie Ray Vaughan, Frank Zappa, Journey, Queen...

I *especially* love anything and everything Glenn Miller ever did...

... ever, ever.

I tell you, Glenn Miller could have pissed in a pot and made it sound like the most beautiful arrangement of tinkle tunes you ever heard! All-time favorites: St. Louis Blues March, In The Mood, and Moonlight Serenade.

I also really dig the Old 97's, Minibar (Simon has the most beautiful voice I have ever heard, except for maybe Holly Figueroa and Luciano Pavarotti), Professor Longhair, Scott Joplin, Hank Thompsen, Hank Williams, Cab Calloway, Andrew Lloyd Weber, Sol Dog , New Orleans jazz - all of it!, Candy Kayne (@@!), John Williams, and the Soundtrack from Muppet Treasure Island (Shiver Me Timbers!).

Aren't you sorry you asked?

Movies:

MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND, or any other pirate movie really, but that one surpasses them all (even the ones with Johnny Depp, who I adore). Anything with Marilyn Monroe, Gene Kelley, Bob Hope, or Bing Crosby.

Television:

TV bores me.

Books:

I love, love, love classic English Literature. Charles Dickens, the Brontes, Jane Austen.... *sigh*

Other books I've loved:

The Count of Monte Cristo, Mutiny On The Bounty, Watership Down, Diana Gabaldon's Outlander Series, any and all sci-fi by Jack L. Chalker, Steven King's Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, The Call of the Wild, My Side of the Mountain, Lies And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them (Go, Al!), The Jungle by Upton Sinclair, and numerous books on spirituality and religion.
br. I used to love Lit classes in school - I couldn't believe my good luck: they want me to read books and then talk about them? And for this, I receive CREDIT? Awesome.

Heroes:

*Dixie Evans* and *Dee Milo*.

Hedy Lamarr and Mae West.

Dita Von Teese, Miss Indigo Blue, Dirty Martini, and the Swedish Housewife.

My grandma.

The Norse Gods and Goddesses, and all those who strive to live their lives by the Nine Noble Virtues:

Courage
Truth
Honor
Fidelity
Discipline
Hospitality
Industry
Self-Reliance
and
Perseverance

...whatever their religious beliefs.

And of course, my mom.

My Blog

VEGAS OR BUST!

Hello Friends! I've been hustling like mad to raise the money for my trip to Las Vegas to compete in the MISS EXOTIC WORLD competition.  "What is this 'Miss Exotic World'?", you ask? Well....
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:35:00 PST

SEE ME ON TV, HEAR ME ON THE RADIO... NO MOVIE OFFERS YET, BUT ILL KEEP YA POSTED! ;-)

I was recently featured on the Burlesque Podcast, during Viva Las Vegas - with Bunny Bravo and Lili Von Schtupp!   Listen here: http://www.burlesquepodcast.com/audio/burlesquepodcast_20080 416.mp...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:26:00 PST

Pinup Angels Donation Day at Maple Valley Tattoo - THIS SATURDAY!

These are the items we need for our troop's care packages.  Bring in ten care package items and get 10% off your tattoo at Maple Valley Tattoo (limitations apply).PLEASE HELP US SUPPORT OUR TROOP...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:41:00 PST

VIVA LAS VEGAS 11

Hello Beautiful People!   Well, I just got back from the Viva Las Vegas Rockabilly Weekender on Wednesday.  Yes, that's right - I drove back to LA with some friends and then m...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

Viva So far

I am having the time of my life, and Viva has only just officially started! I’ll do my usual blog with pictures when I get home, but I thought small updates from the road might be amusing.  ...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

Come See Me at Viva Las Vegas!

I have a LOT of parties and events to attend at Viva Las Vegas, and wanted to make it easier for my friends and fans to find me... so, I put my entire Viva schedule (so far) on my calendar. If yo...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST

Encore Class: Discover Your Inner Showgirl!

BACK, by popular demand: Discover Your Inner Showgirl!  This 6 week performance workshop provides students with the choreography for a full, one song burlesque routine  and t...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:41:00 PST

See me in the NEW Wet Spots video!

Yes folks, that's right, "Sophisticated Sex Comedy Duo" The Wet Spots have released a new video!  Yours truly is not only showin' off the hula moves with my old burlesque troupe, but I am also feature...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:18:00 PST

Taking A Break!

So much has happened over the past few months, that I am in need of some serious down time... I have been, as a friend likes to say, "Running at Mach 5 with my hair on fire"!  I need to have surg...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:14:00 PST

THANK YOU!!!

I just wanted to say "Thank You!" to all of my friends and fans for watching me on Wife Swap, and for all your well-wishes!  Every bit of feedback I've gotten since the TV show aired has been pos...
Posted by Miss Ravenna Black on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST