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Vagabond

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About Me



I live in Phoenix, I travel a lot. I am a hypnotherapist, massage therapist, yoga teacher, and a reiki practitioner.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Transylvania,starting a new band, sadisco, mountain climbing, drawing, coffee... offensive amounts of coffee, shamanism, Theatre (Les Mis rules), surfing the subconscious, talking very fast.

I'd like to meet:

Godzilla, Maynard James Keenan, Chris Cornelle, mama smurf, Santa Claus. Wait, no, fuck santa claus, I wanna meet the tooth fairy. Oh, and also, a six inch dolphin, so i can take a bath with it and teach it tricks and it'll be like "EEE-EEE-EEE!" while it's skimming the top of the water... . ... . .. .. .
Cool SlideshowsCURRENT MOON lunar phases

Music:

Skindred, Tool, Snake River Conspiracy, Tegan & Sarah, Audioslave/soundgarden, Type O' Negative, Edwin McCain, Radiohead, Disturbed, Shinedown, Mindless Self Indulgence, and gettin' to like some o' that Grand Buffet.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan Livingston Andrews
Birthday: December 7,1979
Birthplace: Ann Arbor, Michigan
Current Location: Livingroom,Phoenix,Arizona
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Brown/black w/ 2 blond streaks
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Filipino-German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather Boots
Your Weakness: Sushi. mmmmmm
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and pineapple with a side of one million dollars
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Own business
Thoughts First Waking Up: Yay! I'm human again!
Your Best Physical Feature: skin. i'd probably be ugly as hell w/o skin
Your Bedtime: around 5 am on workdays
Your Most Missed Memory: WHAT?!?you can't miss a memory unless you don't have it any more!!!
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK aside from those creepy king commercials
Single or Group Dates: all three
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: um... CHAI!... fuckers.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanocolate. It's a flavor i invented using entrails
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yummmm all around
Do you Smoke: yes. I smoke like a fish.
Do you Swear: Heck yeah i swear a goshdarn lot
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already did, but yes. I will go to another college for more nifty letters after my name
Do you want to get Married: yes. to something resembling a lawn dart
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't, I probably wouldn't exist, now would I
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nay
Do you think you are Attractive: Only when i'm in that cute little red skirt and... um.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah. I get all panicky whenever i see health
Do you get along with your Parents: one of the two. mhmm
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Vocal chords, and hand drum
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm trying to remember thru the inebriated blur...yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Rembember the fish comment?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If by date you mean bath then yes, i've dated
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't like cardboard anymore. it was a phase
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmmmmbop. yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yyyyyyyyyno, strangely
In the past month have you been Dumped: if by dumped you mean bath, then yes, i've been dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: never
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: only by my hand
Ever been Beaten up: only when i was young
Ever Shoplifted: only NEVER!!!
How do you want to Die: 5
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older
What country would you most like to Visit: Mars!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/green/red
Favourite Hair Color: Red/blonde/brunette or bald
Short or Long Hair: yes
Height: that too
Weight: within reason
Best Clothing Style: the kind you wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, Equilibrium, In the Mouth of Madness, What Dreams May Come, Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints(good enough to list twice), Transformers the Movie, The Crow, Go, The Game, What the !@..$% Do We Know, Unleashed, Devil's Advocate, Terror From the Fridge, and anything with a claymation chinese midget wielding bass.

Television:

Buffy on DVD. CNN on my phone. Otherwise, no time for the brain Jell-O Box.
Your Birthdate: December 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!

Your strength: Your self sufficiency

Your weakness: You despise authority

Your power color: Maroon

Your power symbol: Hammer

Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Books:

Snow Crash(Neal Stephenson), Way of the Peaceful Warrior(Millman), Illusions(Bach), Death Gate Cycle(Weiss/Hickman), The Four Agreements(Ruiz), The Journey of Socrates(Millman), anything by Weiss and Hickman, Dean Koonts(Occasionally), and random scifi/fantasy here and there.
You are 93% Sagittarius
How much do you match your zodiac sign?

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Heroes:

Foxx Itsafish, Jacques Cousteau, Neal Stephenson, Milton Erickson, stephen hawking and Optimus Prime. Myspaceparnks.com - Games for Myspace

My Blog

Chronicles: Exeunt to My Return

A feeling of solidity the magus had seldom known swept over him as he slid the artifact over his hand. The Gauntlet of Self it was called, and few had ever known the honor of it's bearing. But the mag...
Posted by UnderMind on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

kryptiq:If i had a foreskin...

WTF, i think my blog died of boredom! I apologize your blogginess... whoa!hey! YES!! thank the gods for forgetfulness! I forgot to eat one of the candy bars i got yesterday! awesome! so i came home an...
Posted by UnderMind on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:02:00 PST

Chronicles: the walk

the vagabond weerily limped out of the shadows, the weight of years pushing deep into the lines beneath his eyes. his legs shook in a strained effort to bear the burden of the darkness which he yet fo...
Posted by UnderMind on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:27:00 PST

Kryptiq:Something Morbidly macabre...

I'M EATING SPRINKLES!!!! I LOOOVE SPRINKLES!!! AND CUTE LITTLE KITTENS!!! BUT NOT TOGETHER....THE SPRINKLES ALWAYS GET STUCK IN THE KITTENS' CUTE LITTLE NOSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by UnderMind on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:26:00 PST

cryptiq: Autopsadisco 3nite.

Hell-o everybody. Me, joth be at Sadisco tunite. I have nothing to type, although that's kindof a lie, cuz, shit, i'm typing write now. so anyway, I'll make up for this blog later, with nude yoga pix ...
Posted by UnderMind on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 06:36:00 PST

Cryptiq: Pushing up the daisies with a fork

Hello everybody. FLOBBYDOBBYDOOBIEWOOBIELOO! I just thought you should know that. So, yeah, um, BUTT! I just got off of work. Work is kind of like the word kroW, only backwards. as a good friend once ...
Posted by UnderMind on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:16:00 PST

Cryptiq: A Bitter Wind

A reminder of where I'm from. A bitter cold that makes the sun feel hollow. She speaks and leaves blisters of ice in my ears. So... cold... Why does the winter hurt my hands? Hardening bone to th...
Posted by UnderMind on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 01:58:00 PST

KOTL: The New Chronicles:2

The vagabond magus took one last look into the gaping abyss. He stood, for a moment, staring, with a sense of nostalgia, at the whirling obsidian shadows which writhed before him in a tempest which st...
Posted by UnderMind on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 07:11:00 PST

Cryptik: My blog for those who don't get the other shit

So, I've got about eight dayz left freezing my ass off in Michigan. A month really passes you by quickly. Just started getting into this whole myspace thing. Being stuck alone in this hugantic house h...
Posted by UnderMind on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:01:00 PST

KOTL: New Chronicles: 1

I find myself once again in the long cold of the icy north. I look at the pages of my long forgotten journal and know that it is time again to take up the chronicles of the Knights of the Luminos. The...
Posted by UnderMind on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:07:00 PST