Farmers Decide Food Production Should Be Controlled By Robots |
There are a few things that robots are fantastic at controlling. For instance, I am never too sure when my toast is ready to pop up from the toaster, but due to modern space aged technology, I never h...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:27:00 PST |
Mummy Labs |
There are certain things that I prefer to not know about. Specifically, worldwide threats that I can do little to stop. I know you're thinking pollution here, unless you read the title of this blog, w...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:38:00 PST |
Baby, It's Not Cold Outside |
It isn't enough anymore that Michigan's two seasons- Winter and Bug Swarms- are difficult to predict. Now, we are slowly getting rid of Winter. I am sure you have seen a movie or two about global...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:14:00 PST |
Uncivil Rights |
Throughout our nation's history, we have bent over backwards to be as discriminatory as possible. From the time the first person who you learned about in school set foot in the western hemisphere...
Posted by Andy on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:31:00 PST |
The Big Apple of Fried Cheese |
In case you haven't been scouring the web recently for a reason to get annoyed at the world around you, let me be the first to tell you that the city of New York (motto: fuck you) has banned restauran...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST |
New Robot Designed To Allow You To See Your Own Pain |
In a step deemed necessary but several insane robot scientists, Brunel University has developed a robot that can display exactly where you feel pain, and the intensity of that pain. Scientists did not...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST |
English Scientists Decide Evil Robot Death Better Than Slightly Longer Wait Times |
(The following is copied word for word from news.bbc.co.uk)
A Leicester hospital has installed a robot in its pharmacy to help dispense drugs more efficiently.
Officials at Leicester Royal Infirmary ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST |
Going Deep South |
It just occured to me that people in Canada refer to people in Michigan as living "in the south". Quite frankly, that makes me like us a little less. The south has such an incredibly negative associat...
Posted by Andy on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:41:00 PST |
Several Excellent Articles I Didn't End Up Writing |
The following were the articles I had thought about writing, but didn't. I offer no explanations for the lack of recent contributions, other than I am lazy. Here are the articles I would have written ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:56:00 PST |
Bush Plans To Ban Gay Marriages; Also: Picture of Angry White People! |
President Bush called on the US Senate to formally define the marriage as the union between a man and woman. On his weekly radio program ("Singing Bush" would be a sweet name for it), he stated that&n...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:03:00 PST |
