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Katey has a sparkling personality.

The Lord loves the workin' man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor & get rid of it.

About Me


I'm a lot like Dr. Nick Riviera, but with fewer malpractice suits. I live in the great little EZ Bake AZ, and I love it. Sure, the heat can be unbearable, but that's what makes road trips exciting. I think it's funny when some people leave Arizona, they say "Screw all of you people! I'm never coming back!" But when they come back (85% of the time), they want to feel welcomed, and have parties thrown for them, and be told they were missed! I'm a very fun girl. I live with my boyfriend and my cat in Tempe. We play a lot of video games and like to entertain. I work at two bars in Phoenix, and while I hate one of them, my love for the other makes up for it. I also have what can be construed as a rather unhealthy obsession with The Office.

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My Interests

My awesome boyfriend, my Nintendo DS, MARIO PARTY!, staying indoors playing Wii all summer, working, Ethiopian jazz, jazz in general, the abnormal, astral physics, my subconscious, PINBALL!, my job, kitty cats, office supply stores, drinking beer and yelling at the TV while the Phoenix Suns are playing, gypsies, chevy berettas, womens legs, tostadas, black eyeliner, black and white photography, making out, [adult swim], collecting odd stuff, pain, witty banter, silent films, wild hair, NOT getting my heart broken, the color green, diet coke, diet pills, TROMA TROMA TROMA!, my newfound interest in learning to speak french, trying hard to be a recluse, keeping out of jail, not caring anymore, fussing with my hair, watching the city at night from rustler's rooste, slapstick comedy, vaudeville, electro remixes of good songs, people watching, scooters, mickey's fine malt liquor, my friends, buying food at the 99 cent store by my house, traditional skinhead culture, singing along to thomas dolby while i do the dishes, MAD LIBS, sociology, comfortable shoes, red lipstick, harboring a secret love for macaulay culkin, macaroni and cheese, my pink Dyno cruiser, photo op's, being in love, 50s kitsch, modern philosophy, science fiction, lowbrow art, the finesse of driving a stick shift car, ACCORDIONS! quiet libraries, listening to modest mouse at full volume in my room alone, dancing, talking to boys and girls, rocking out in my car when it's full of people, SEA BISCUIT! ..haha..(RIP Nate) avoiding unpleasant people, but usually yelling at them anyways, SKA MUSIC, cute guys who always end up being gay, generous roomates, tattoos, the emerald lounge, loving to hate people who play Dark Age of Camelot, loving to love playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein, swing dancing, bootie shakin'

I'd like to meet:

Seth Rogen ♥

Music:


THE SCORPIONS, jelly roll morton, the magnificent bastards, of montreal, ghosty, the decemberists, death cab, augustus pablo, stiff little fingers, the melvins, mc paul barman, dangerdoom, mc frontalot, mc chris, pharcyde, ratatat, mynx, LCD Soundsystem, the nails, mc5, richard hell/the voidoids, the B-52's, new york dolls, deadbolt, fugazi, gene loves jezebel, sisters of mercy, los straightjackets, they might be giants, shadowy men on a shadowy planet, the damned, les hell on heels, polysics, supergrass, jurassic 5, devotchka, the hives, charles mingus, digital leather, the human league, the alarm, when in rome, the english beat, the church, pet shop boys, visage, wynonie harris, sniff 'n' the tears, ornette coleman, miles davis, john coltrane, buzzcocks, elvis presley, the smiths/morrissey, camera obscura, siouxsie and the banshees, bauhaus, django reinhardt, joe jackson, tears for fears, highball holiday, rocket from the crypt, los tucanes de tijuana, adolescents, man or astroman?, calexico, los fabulosos cadillacs, bad credit, the gadjits, danny elfman, sparta, morticia's lovers, falling sickness, soft cell, this bike is a pipe bomb, run-dmc, moving units, X, johnny cash, godspeed you black emperor!, RAMONES, groovie ghoulies, kraftwerk, four tet, tubeway army, the cure, at the drive in, le shok, the sick lipstick, no doubt, oingo boingo, interpol, agent orange, von bondies, skankin pickle, gang of four, old 97's, ozma, the dwarves, lagwagon, the adventures of jet, joy division, new order, depeche mode, reel big fish, the misfits, nick cave, the birthday party, the darkness, bjork, descendents, three chord monkey(hehe), 5 on 1, jedi 5, the peeps, mob 40s, peaches, the slackers, horrorpops, miss kittin, guttermouth, converge, felix da housecat, placebo, tiger army, the mars volta, the juliana theory, rx bandits, hot water music, wesley willis, mindless self indulgence, the hypnotwists, the pixies, 5, 6, 7, 8's, cursive, desmond dekker, the blood brothers, modest mouse, the vandals, nofx, from autumn to ashes, ladytron, the skunks, the faint, dirty sanchez, blur, the rapture, the skoidats, mount sims, nerf herder, fischerspooner, the crimson curse, necromantix, the aquabats, glassjaw, the rev. horton heat, zao, mephiskaphiles, the anniversary, pedro the lion, stray cats, the cramps, 311, reggie & the full effect, weezer, alkaline trio, jawbreaker, avenue d, aphex twin, the selecter, madness, the specials, mustard plug, hot hot heat, blondie, jets to brazil, ima robot, thrice, and all the little punk and ska bands that i saw in the nile basement over the years who nobody remembers....

Movies:


LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, igby goes down, secretary, blue velvet, any troma film(the badder the better), naked lunch, the butterfly effect, napoleon dynamite, tie me up! tie me down!, gothika(made me scream), requiem for a dream, magnolia, pi, quadrophenia, amelie, elephant, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, 24 hour party people, the dangerous lives of altar boys, trainspotting, some like it hot, grosse pointe blank, party monster, slums of beverly hills, jesus' son, the rules of attraction, donnie darko, the dark crystal(hmmmm!), mulholland drive, pee-wee's big adventure, bill and ted's excellent adventure, run lola run, suburbia, super troopers, trust, clerks, kids, gummo, blow, se7en, fight club, snatch, virgin suicides, vanilla sky, fear and loathing in las vegas, cecil b. demented, but i'm a cheerleader, pretty in pink, the breakfast club, ferris bueller's day off

Television:


sealab 2021 , THE OFFICE!, still standing, the simpsons, futurama, mission hill, anything on Discovery Health, wonder showzen, forensic files, strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, aqua teen hunger force, mr. show, SAVED BY THE BELL, family guy, that 70s show, space ghost coast to coast

Books:


william burroughs, hunter s. thompson, THE CONTORTIONIST'S HANDBOOK by Craig Clevenger, thom jones, jack kerouac, bret easton ellis, mary gaitskill, j.g. ballard, oscar wilde, chuck palahniuk, ted connover, charles bukowski, al franken and michael moore's books, noam chomsky, although it's easier to hear his speeches than read his books, robert jordan, terry goodkind, david eddings, tad williams, and other such nerdy pleasures, robert heinlein, douglas adams, wally lamb, and the occaisonal filthy jackie collins novel for amusement.

Heroes:

DAN AKRIDGE

My Blog

We put the ’fun’ in fungus.

Aaron and I indulged in a little psychedelic entertainment last week, and fortunately, Dan was there to log most of what we were saying. The next day, I found one of my Dunder Mifflin paper tablets co...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:44:00 PST

Addendum to previous blog.

Ah, we've been fine since the night I posted that stupid blog. I let my anxiety get to me, and I was thinking like an irrational idiot. We talked for a long time and then ended up going out dancing at...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

I can’t stop shaking.

I'm in a bit of a quandary here. Although there are no problems in my ongoing two year relationship with Aaron, I can't help but feel like I need to break it off with him immediately. I'm absolutely f...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:58:00 PST

Bizarro!

So we got a rental car to tool about town until we get a new car, and it just so happens to be the same make, model, and color as the car that hit us.Figures.
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:45:00 PST

Car crash update.

I really haven't told too many people before now, but Aaron and I got into a horrible car crash on Thursday night. Our car is completely totaled, but the other guy's car is worse.HOWEVER, WE ARE OKAY!...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:16:00 PST

Nobody benefits from jealousy and low self-worth.

So, if you follow my bulletins, you'd know that there was a crazy woman calling me from a blocked number and threatening my life. She's the wife of this disgusting trainwreck of a guy named Willow tha...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:59:00 PST

What happens in Vegas, ends up on MySpace.

^That was a clever sign I saw at the Hogs & Heffers(two hookers, haha!!) Saloon.Anyways, we had a WONDERFUL time in Sin City. Alaina's wedding was short, but incredibly amusing and sweet. I cried! Aft...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

What a bunch of assholes.

Another photo blog...this time I kept them in thumbnail format, because I was sick of our slow ass computer taking forever for it to load! 278 of them...enjoy, and feel free to take any of them if you...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

What happened to my life?

Have I really lost control to the point of intervention?Is it necessary to get fall-down drunk every time I go out? This sloppy behavior has gotten fewer and far between, but when it happens, all hell...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:49:00 PST

May 1, Day 1.

A few months ago, I made the life-changing decision to quit smoking completely on the first of May. I chose this date because smoking is now banned in all bars and I didn't want smoke blown in my face...
Posted by Katey has a sparkling personality. on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:41:00 PST