blecch |
i've had an off and on stomach ache since last wednesday or thursday. it's on right now. i wonder why. i almost shit my pants at work on sunday. good thing i didn't. pineapple juice based beverages, i...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Tue, 13 May 2008 02:43:00 PST |
im bruised up! |
over the past two days, i've aquired about ten bruises, three cuts, a serious knee scrape, a distinct smell of firewood, and a pretty rotten hangover. did i fall off a train? no. i got stomped on at t...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:01:00 PST |
not my best weekend |
on friday i was totally excited. i had my boss's dog for the weekend and was looking forward to it. the dog and i were having a great time together. then the dog ran away. so now my boss is extremely ...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:11:00 PST |
who needs stupid weekends anyway |
well i only drank like 10 beers and two glasses of wine last night, and i have a rotten hangover like i drank cheap liquor, so i stayed in bed til 3 and watched i am legend, which i didn’t like ...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:10:00 PST |
Future food poisoning |
I just ate a veggie burrito that's been in the cooler at work for a week and a half. it smelled sour, but i figured it might be the sauce inside or something. so i microwaved it for a long time to kil...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST |
Kennel cough. |
Zeus has it. if you don't know, it's a bacterial respiratory thing. so poor buddy hacks like an old man all day, sometimes so hard he throws up. it's sad. we're pretty sure he got it at the dog park, ...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:58:00 PST |
Anybody want to move to the woods with me? |
Seriously.
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:46:00 PST |
The nazis had pieces of flair they made the jews wear |
I'm at work watching the godfather and eating celery sticks and baby carrots and wasting my phone battery. my newly chipped sharp tooth is tearing into carrots like mean words into a sensitive person'...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST |
I need a computer |
I have to write my blogs on my phone and it just posted the same one twice and i can't erase it so i just have t write something different. double the sam double the fun i guess. here's more random st...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST |
What i learned the other night |
Snorting prozac is a rotten idea. boy, does it burn. for a long time. and it hurts the throat. wretched. on another note, i hate chatty strangers. shut up already, will ya? i assure you nobody cares t...
Posted by Sam says,"I'm pretty awesome." on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST |
