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eric

with enough spittle and patience, the elephant can seduce the mosquito

About Me


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My Interests

The universe. It has a tendancy to be very unique and do silly things all the time. It also contains all my friends and enemies, both of which make life worth living.

I'd like to meet:

god- i'd like to charge him with crimes against humanity

Music:

I like to jammeth upon the drums. Alot. I prefer to be the music maker, the dreamer of the dreams which make other people go "ooh"... and if I'm listening, the music has to be intense, passionate, alive...

Television:

no thanks, too much hype and fear mongering

Books:

sci fi- anything asamov clarke baxter, bradbury the bridge to fantastic, zelazany pratchet and anthony and getting into the deep with castanada talbot milman...

My Blog

obit final

After Father Jim had questioned the editor of the Enquirer, and Craig's daughter, Linda, and the girl from the coffee shop (who was now working at a library to avoid any over caffeinated artsy types d...
Posted by eric on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:43:00 PST

obit iv

Father Jim sat in the old folk's home sharing nods with various seniors. He was not so sure that all of them were actually nodding at him, and in fact some of them had been bowing their foreheads in h...
Posted by eric on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:36:00 PST

Obit Pt III

             Father Wagner checked into the McCamly Plaza hotel in latish September. Wasting no time he headed out for a pack of cigarettes, some ...
Posted by eric on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:16:00 PST

obituary pt II

Julian Mack's friends gave her their sincerest consolations for her loss. Some even gave her their deserts from supper as a token to aid in her remorse. Her caregivers in the nursing home considered h...
Posted by eric on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:42:00 PST

Obituary Pt I

             Mack, Craig, 45, Professor of Creative Writing, Dies. Craig was a native of Battle Creek and passed on September 8, 2012. He is surv...
Posted by eric on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

The Code

             File Date: 1993.0623.014516.              Recovery from fatal error due to lack...
Posted by eric on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:31:00 PST

The Sidewalk

           At summer camp they told us about witches and how they could summon demons using kids in evil rituals without the kids even knowing it. The...
Posted by eric on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:36:00 PST

Headlights and a Stone Bench

             The professor sits on a stone bench that receives the main path up to the campus ahead and to the right. The stone bench holds down t...
Posted by eric on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:07:00 PST

Wishes

The Deal              After the deal, Beto was never quite the same. Before it happened, he was a normal guy living a normal life in an average ...
Posted by eric on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:08:00 PST

all or none

i was thinking recently about the logical falacy of this or that- statements that are essentially all or none- in conjunction with a conversation about being an athiest. a friend of mine said he does ...
Posted by eric on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST