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* I am so happy in my soul it could burst! I have people in my life that are carefree and people who pretend to be, but either way I am totally surrounded by laughter and that is all I want from my friends, just many nights of laughing till it hurts and that what I do best- making people giggle like they're little againfalling off of stuff or down it depending on the location DAMN YOU JOHN CUSACK!!!*** **mostly drinking excessively** I also smoke too much**becoming the robot yoda. Bad advice I must give, misguided I have become.
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**The god of small things***
shana n na na na na an naaaa when its time to chaaange....we've got to rE-ARRaaaNGE** lets sing about my phantom boob job kendra suggested I get. also of course there is MY band "loki is jan brady" which is really taking off right now.
I've watched the first half of every movie ever made then I usually wander around looking for dots or jr mints until someone tells me its time to go home.
The Learning Channel. Little people big world has changed my life. Also the History channel: but only if I am being forced to watch for several hours on a blind date I dont know I'm on, also has to be a WWII battleships marathon****
I think Its more important which books I didn't readlike all Harry Potter ones I boycot for several reasons including several that involve me having no pants on....dont ask.**********************************Lately its been just a shit load of text message reading here are some of my favorite responses from folks******************************************************w hats that dude? I'm having trouble hearing you over your adams apple ********************************************************** I'm sorry sir my phone died several hours ago *********************************************************** Hey some guy was talking shit about you and said you eat dick sandwiches. But I stuck up for you and said you don't even like bread.....I'm just trying to be a stand up kinda guy... I'm ur hero" *************************************************** are you in Dutch country? or perhaps on flava flavs tour bus? I know you're in jail! I'll come save you!"************************************************* "ok I will call you, or should I call you to tell you I will call you?"*************************************************** "So san diego has a small Cox? is that good?" ************************************************** "you look younger but seem older, in a good way" I look young but seem younger, in a good way...Do you remember me?" *********************************************************" I hope I didn't offend you with my last comment, I think nasal speaking is sexy"******************************************************* ** "this just in : Aquaman couldn't predict a sea horse race if Shamu's life depended on it" ********************************************************* "have fun!, if you require assistance squeal like a whale and my ocean friends will help" ********************************************************* "nip and pitty rule, thanks for breakfast" ********************************************************** " I think I need to cheat on him again and then see if I still care for him" *********************************************************** "nerds! ur going to have lil nerdletts" *********************************************************** "anything for you pookie bear y didn't you call me to pick you up? need some cocoa and a hug?" ********************************************************** "I hate recycling....grrr" ************************************************************ " I have been hungover from drinking in all of our unbridled passion and WWII Navel knowledge" *********************************************************** "if jesus lives inside us like the bible says , I hope he likes bud light because thats what he is getting" *********************************************************** "magnetic like it sticks to your bionic body? superhuman u r..." **********************************************************" I often understand and accept the remifications of my evil actions, yet I can usually carry them out guilt free, philosophically speaking yes... in reality most people dont have the capacity to care about everything//no care..no guilt ...evil**************************************************"I get it another monopoly reference. I'm always the railroad miser when I play. Besides being the single shareholder of the universe what do you do for fun..."***************************************************** ***** " I can totally see you as a Kindergarden teacher. That or a CIA assasin trained to kill for your country. I'm glad you chose teaching" ********************************************************** I can't believe you called me a eunic last night...or however you spell it*********************************************** I feel like I'm in some fucked up John Cusack film....I don't know who I;m more frusterated with, steve or Joun fucking Cusack************************************************** That was some apt disappointment Yeah Lindsey***********************************************Now I know why you laugh at guys************************************************I wouldn't go unless you really like to be hit on by wrenches, brooms, hammers....********************************************** I will not shut up my face. I will open it and put booze in there**************************************************beer is like a one night stand, it fucks you up and then it leaves and all you have to show for it are a couple bruises, messed up hair, and a headache************************************************** I know but I want to make sure when I marry you that ur breathing**************************************************
myself for being the most awesomo person I have ever been around. ****************** and my father who was the greatest man I have ever known, who loved me unconditionally, my one safe place was with you and you are always in my heart. My grandmother who was like a mother to me, always there to pick me up when I fell and hold me when I cried, raised me as her own. never was there a moment in my life where I thought I wasn't loved when you two were alive and my heart is not the same since you're gone. I wish I could be with you now.** This drinks for you!