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the fine lines are now THE SOCK MONKEYS!

Eight, Eight...I forget what 8 was for...

About Me


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There's a fine line between a band bio and the nonsense that we call OUR band bio...
Andy (guitar n' vocals) met Kara (vocals) through the local psychic network. Then, they found their friend Brian (drums) playing drums for the emporer of Bedrock and stole him under the veil of nightfall. Matt (bass) arrived in a space ship just in time for a gig, and then we were.... The Fine Lines. The mother ship showed up recently and stole Andy for testing and probing and haven't returned him yet. We found Tim T-Sly Sylvester in a bush with a toy guitar and asked him if he would play guitar for us if we fed him. He agreed and now we're rockin' like Dokken. (Yes, we got him a real guitar.)
Seriously, we just have fun. Screwing around is what we do- like its our job! We play music by: The Killers, Lisa Loeb, Black Sabbath, Alanis, Chili Peppers, NWA, Jewel, Dio, Salt n Peppa- you get the idea- The Fine Lines are exited about playing your favorite song. As always: The more you drink, the better we sound! Help us help you.
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Here's just some of the artists you may hear when you party with us...
Sublime..... Oasis..... Marcy Playground..... No Doubt..... Alanis Morrisette..... Police..... Edie Brickell..... Counting Crows..... Sheryl Crow..... Doors..... 311..... Tom Petty..... Prince..... Blondie..... Snoop..... Blues Traveler..... James..... Violent Femmes..... New Order..... Jethro Tull..... Gin Blossoms..... Black Sabbath..... Ramones..... Spin Doctors..... Jane's Addiction..... 4 Non Blondes..... Salt-n-Peppa..... NWA..... Blind Melon..... Janis Joplin..... Van Morrison..... Skynard.....
...and many more...
this layout is from whateverlife.com!
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And how 'bout a big THANKS to our lovely and ever-rockin' friend Molly E. for the majority of the photos on this page. She sho' can snap a shot! ...I mean drink a shot! ...I mean drink a beer! ...she's appreciated.
As well as our newest picture donator, Photo Steve! He is wonderful and smart and he always smells nice and never pokes us in the eye. What a guy. He's responsible for some of our nifty shots. Thanks to Steve too! _____________________________

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/25/2005
Band Website: cincymusic.com/artists/view.php?id=3740
Band Members:
Kara Michele ~ vocals, stunts, round-house kicks to your face

Andy "Pants", "Batman" Hopkins ~ guitar, vocals, underoo model, aspiring fire engine

Tim "T-Sly", "Sensei" Sylvester ~ guitar, cool-guy shades rep, vocals, brownie factory poison tester

Brian "B-dub", "Hellboy" Williamson ~ drums, founder of the original underground fight club, beer drinker, hell raiser

Matt "I-drink-battery-acid-for-breakfast" Goodloe ~ bass, back-up dancer, spontaneous combustion specialist

This guy is actually at every show. Only the pure of heart can see him, tho. So if you don't see him, you need to check yourself. Brian "I like to beat on skins" Losekamp:

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Here's some of our lovely regulars, Katie and Megan...

Influences: Loud music, lots of booze, smoky air, lots of drugs, and screaming dancers in tight pants...and a crowd that's not afraid to flip us a freebird

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If you dig good music, check this band out... NOCTALUCA is a local kick-ass rock band that will make your ears happy that you gave them a gift. Check out their myspace page and buy their CD. You'll thank me later.
.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- CDBABY LINK for NOCTALUCA: Towering the Sum --

Here's some of the reason Wed's are kick-ass!...

Here's an example of a song we do in it's natural form... ..
Click Here for Funny Shit
Sounds Like: a rowdy little bar band that plays rock, funk, punk, and oh yeah- rock!
If you come to our show, you'll see beautiful women like this one shaking their booties:

MLT's bathroom...that's right fellas, we do stuff in there you'll never know!

Record Label: Booking: 859-816-6737 ~ [email protected]
Type of Label: None