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Andyman

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About Me

I'm the guitar slingin', rock song singin', A-Game bringin', hot chick clingin', crazy as shit brotha from anotha motha that you see pictured to the left. I'm pretty easy to get along with. I try to celebrate every day of my life, because it could be the last. My slogan: Say what you mean, live boldly, and enjoy every sandwich. I rock out on my guitar, book entertainers, and drink beer for a living. Boo hoo, right? Yeah, life rocks. I'm usually playing music somewhere, and lots of people are jammin' along. I'm currently working on writing and recording my first album in many years. I've played drinking music in bars for a living for several years, and i kind of forgot what i wanted to do with my musical gift in the first place. It's good to have some perspective again. I'm also writing and producing a childrens theatre production that's geared at boosting kids' self esteem. Did you know that I'm a miracle? So are you! There's nobody in the world who is just like you or me. We're special. The more we remind ourselves of that, the better we feel. Be careful: it's contagious! I collect guitars, recording devices, fond memories, loose change, smiles, and exotic rocks. My wife keeps me balanced and thankful. I love her madly. For our wedding last year, we got matching tattoos of a Celtic love knot on our feet. I don't wear a wedding band. I know that it would pinch my finger and annoy me, but it would never represent the love that I feel for her. Wifey-pooh is currently working on getting a master's degree in nutrition. She likes nice dinners, movies, thick books, and foot rubs. I have a superintelligent, uberathletic cat named Piewacket (a.k.a. Mr. Bear Pie). My father is a musical instrument salesman who loves animals, and my mother is an actress/healer. I think they raised me with style, and I'll love them forever for it. They've done a great job of making sure that me and my brother Amos are cool people. Yes, that's right, they named us Amos and Andy. Older people find that to be more funny than people my age. Amos is currently living in Ketchikan, Alaska. He loves it up there. I miss him like crazy. Anyhow, thanks for checkin' in. Let's hang out sometime. I'd love to!
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My Interests

HOW TO BE REALLY ALIVE: live juicy. stamp out conformity. stay in bed all day. dream of gypsy wagons. find snals making love. develop an astounding appetite for books. drink sunsets. draw out your feelings. amaze yourself. be ridiculous. stop worrying. now. if not now, then when? make yes your favorite word. marry yourself. dry your clothes in the sun. eat mangoes naked. keep toys in the bathtub. spin yourself dizzy. hang upside down. follow a child. celebrate an old person. send a love letter to yourself. be advanced. try endearing. invent new ways to love. transform negatives. delight someone. wear pajamas to a drive in movie. allow yourself to feel rich without money. be who you truly are and the money will follow. believe in everything. you are always on your way to a miracle. THE MIRACLE IS YOU! © SARK 90

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Music:

Currently on my iPod: James Brown, Billy Preston, Allman Bros., Johnny Cash, B.B. King, Jill Scott, Beatles, Seal, Nirvana, Sade, Louis Armstrong, Alicia Keys, Elvis, Bo Diddley, The Roots, Keane, Cyndi Lauper, The Clash, George Jones, The Coup, Robin Williams, Sly and the Family Stone, The Police, Paris Hilton (fuck off, she's got a good single!), Public Enemy, Bob Marley, Rolling Stones, Nas, Trivium,The Specials, Jay Z, Blues Brothers, Seu Jorge, Atmosphere, and Matisyahu. Good music is good music, and people shouldn't get all hung up on outfits, playlists, and what their friends say is "cool". Frank Zappa said, "Shut up and play yer guitar!" Here's a great example:

Movies:

I'm mostly a comedy or action kinda dude. I love mob flicks for some reason. I like historical documentaries, sci-fi, music video collections, and GOOD musicals (there's a lot of bad ones...). My favorite movies have naked people in them.

Television:

AMERICA!!! YOU ARE UNDER A SPELL!!! WAKE UP AND TURN OFF THE IDIOT BOX!!! YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF COMMERCIALS!!! GET A LIFE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! Watch this:

Books:

Read them. Write them. Don't forget the pictures. Here's a video of Star Wars characters on the Muppet Show (Mark Hammill really sucks, but it's still cool...):

Heroes:

Those who use their powers for good. Parents. Teachers. Entertainers. Healers. Philanthropists. House Pets. Price at the Superbowl:

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