Member Since: 10/25/2005
Band Members: justin, jeff, shawn, ian
Influences: shitty jobs, booze, drugs, family illness, love, gremlins, all the bands we've ever heard.
Sounds Like: andre the giant taking a psychedelic poop on the front lawn of the white house while being pumped full of hollow tipped bullets streaming from the automatic rifles of secret services of cyborg infused reptillians while realizing that zombies don't poop as much as they used to back in the day before hollywood fucked the ass of native america, all the pretty horses bled the stables like true dat, so basically mix together NW indie rock and early 90's hardcore emu dogs, I've got a carrot in my scrotum the size of an amoeba gas attack, these are the songs your pets listen to, relax and get it together, I will spank the eyes of the non-believer, hot stuff if mixed with confidence and faith in your own manefestation, perfection is a myth while true beauty has no face outside of the moment it is greeted and embraced, move towards the choice to breathe life instead of the illusion of disappointment, rock my brothers and sisters, just keep it,
Record Label: lazy asses never really recorded anything records
Type of Label: Major