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Aimee

You have bacon, below the egg, on your face.

About Me

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die. Who knows? If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a visciously overcrowded version of Phoenix a clean well lighted place full of sunshine and bromides and fast cars where almost everybody seems vaguely happy, except those who know in their hearts what is missing... And being driven slowly and quietly into the kind of terminal craziness that comes with finally understanding that the one thing you want is not there. Missing. Back-ordered. No tengo. Vaya con dios. Grow up! Small is better. Take what you can get... -Hunter S. Thompson
Take a look at my photography, if you please.
I am not very friendly at first, but with time you will see that I am. Loyal, caring, forgiving, etc. Plus there's some annoying traits, too, but posting them wouldn't be very couth of me, now would it? ;)

My Interests

Music. Reading. Writing. Biking. Living. Leaping Llamas.

I'd like to meet:

Handiman.

www.aimeerochard.com

Music:

The Who, Zeppelin, Cake, Beck, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tragically Hip, The Trews, Motley Crue, The Cure, Prince, Cassius, Jamiroquai, Janis Joplin, CCR, Gomez, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Green Day, Joel Plaskett, Matt Mays and El Torpedo, Foo Fighters, The Headstones (RIP). Buncha bands you've heard of, buncha bands you haven't...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monsters, Inc., Dr. Strangelove, The Shining...anything Kubrick (oh the pictures!). Run Lola Run, Glengarry Glen Ross, Snatch, Citizen Kane, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings, Old School, Swingers, Chicago, Pulp Fiction, Sleepy Hollow, Big Fish, Donnie Darko, From Dusk 'Til Dawn, Wedding Crashers, Crash, and so on to infinity. Martial arts movies are good, too.

Television:

The Office, Daily Show, Law and Order, Jeopardy, Simpsons, Family Guy, Frontiers of Construction, Mythbusters, King of the Hill, South Park, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, Survivorman, Extreme Engineering, Animaniacs (if you can find it), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Bugs Bunny and Tweety, CSI, Beavis and Butthead.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Calvin and Hobbes, Fargo Rock City, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Dirt, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Full Moon, Slaughterhouse Five, The Great and Secret Show, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diary, Animal Farm, Brave New World, 1984, Cryptonomicon, Timequake, The Art of Rock, Mainlines, Blood Feasts and Bad Taste, Electric Carburetor Dung, Writing in Restaurants, So You Wanna Be a Rock'n'Roll Star?, Calvin and Hobbes...I love reading and am always half-way through a few books at a time. Also, highly distractable.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad. My hard-working and inspiring friends. People who have the balls (physical or proverbial) to live what they preach; so few do not. Pete Townshend. Dave Grohl. Hunter S. Thompson.

My Blog

Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell.


Posted by Aimee on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo...

...it won't be long now, I thought, before they tear us all to shreds.
Posted by Aimee on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:23:00 PST