by day: a corporate cog selling you shit you don't need and making you think you need it anyway. I'm pretty good at it.
by night: a freelance cog designing things to make you believe you need them or need to be a part of them. I'm pretty good at that too.
i moonlight as a gogo dancer at a metal bar. no i'm not making that up
i need megaclub dancing buddies. got what it takes?