I am a fancy man . . .
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cheese N. Rice
Birthday: the day after April 17, 1967
Birthplace: Me moffer's c*nt
Current Location: 3,500 miles from home
Eye Color: 'azel
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 71 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: lil of this - lil of that
The Shoes You Wore Today: ratty ol' trainers
Your Weakness: free pizza
Your Fears: not enough pizza
Your Perfect Pizza: free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want to be more like Eric
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I KNOW"
Thoughts First Waking Up: it's 3:10am!!
Your Best Physical Feature: everything still works
Your Bedtime: 7:00pm
Your Most Missed Memory: huh?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: choccie
Cappuccino or Coffee: nada
Do you Smoke: neva
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: 'orribly
Do you Shower Daily: even if I don't need to
Have you Been in Love: thrice
Do you want to go to College: i don't
Do you want to get Married: i don't
Do you belive in yourself: no - i don't think i exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i move
Do you think you are Attractive: in the dead of night, on a moonless beach
Are you a Health Freak: i freak when i think about my poor health
Do you get along with your Parents: they're lovely
Do you like Thunderstorms: i do
Do you play an Instrument: i do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: me?
In the past month have you Smoked: i 'aven't smoked in the past 456 months
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: i have
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i have
Ever been Drunk: i have
Ever been called a Tease: i have
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
Do you want to Die: every morning at 3:10am
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: clear
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 4 11
Weight: 95lbs
Best Clothing Style: minimal
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: all
Number of Piercings: many
Number of Tattoos: MANY
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being introduced to Professor Kraft.
