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Michael Constantine McConnell

The witch poet of Angmar.

About Me

I adore obscene poems, palindromes, living, loving, cats, Scotland, spiritual girls with beautiful and blissful Indian names, and the 20-button Anglo concertina.I am a creative creator, creating and daydreaming every second of the day (when I'm not formatting insane documents).My favorite thing to do is wake up every morning.

My Interests

Try me.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to party with Iron Maiden's road crew during the Live After Death Tour.

Music:

Tool, Bluegrass, Bach, Eminem, and the rest.

Movies:

The Exorcist.

Television:

Six Feet Under

Books:

Anything by Irving Welsh and Charles Bukowski.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Satan, and Sotades the Obscene of Maronia.

My Blog

Broken Heart Tour -- Day Four

Day Four August 10, 2007     I woke up in mid-bounce as the bus moved through eastern Washington state. I lay on the floor beneath a mounted shelf secured with bumpers and full of book...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

Broken Heart Tour -- Day Three

Day Three August 9, 2006               Like a king, I woke up on a still and quiet mattress. I didn't know where I was at first, then flash...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

The Broken Heart Tour -- Day Two

Day TwoAugust 8, 2006 Day Two Sleep inevitably happened to me. I'd been awake for long enough to where I simply blinked and dozed off before I could re-open my eyes; I awoke with vague recollections...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

The Broken Heart Tour -- Day One

Day OneAugust 7, 2006         &n bsp;  At first, I couldn't sleep in the bus. After Gregor returned from Virginia Beach in the retired Virginia Beach I...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

Broken Heart Tour -- Day Zero

The Broken Heart Tour   Day Zero August 6, 2006                Very few if any of us believed that P-Slave would leave Denton to t...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

Invaders from the North

  The Danes, they came a chargin' unto the rage of thunder, upon our land a bargin', to conquer, kill, and plunder.   Striding through the meadows, across the fields and knolls, beyond...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

Ode to Sean McClusky

  Amidst a field of clover on a Scottish night so fair when ya kept me bendin' over, or with me legs up in the air,   distinctly I remember yer crotch was vile with must. Aye, distinct...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

Palindrome for Ethan Bell

Palindrome for Ethan Bell   Signing is not, new pet son. Pass awe? Not so! No green I plan. I dog & Miss, I hog; I say, "no best-fill lasts"; I'm red now & still, I hate new. Now go, fat asleep u...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:49:00 PST

Six Disturbing Palindromes

  "No, Keep Rod on," a brute lisps. "I'll rig a Tulsa siren, rut an item. Albinos, Mister [B]ret Simson, I blame. "Tina Turner is a slut," a girl lisps. "I let urban odor peek on." 35 words/123 ...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST

Chapter 3 of DETROIT STORIES: The Waiting Place

Published in the Jabberwock Review, 2005 Chapter 3: The Waiting Place (1,843 words) Because my grandfather used whatever rickety, piece-of-shit vehicle he owned to peddle and transport vacuum cleaners...
Posted by Michael Constantine McConnell on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST