"...like a giant carving a hole in a watermelon and then sticking his whale-like flaccid member into the sweet fruit only to have it explode at the mercy of his pulsating boner..." Ryan Thomas Becker 6/13/2008The Big Ol Bastards gravitated to each other in the early years of the new century. AKA: The New mellenia. Drinking beer and espousing on the possibilities of forming a wrestling team the Big ol Bastards had no choice but to start a band until the money came a rolling in.Their first album. Recorded and smoked upon by Brent Best of The Drams will be out when the Big ol Bastards are goddamn good and ready to put it out. AKA: When the money comes a rolling in. Fucker.The Big ol Bastards first full length album is titled: Big ol Baptism.The Big ol Bastards second full length album is currently in production. It will be recorded in the very near future. It will be available when the Big ol Bastards are goddamn good are ready to put it out.The Big ol Bastards third full length album is currently in pre production. It will be the greatest metal album to every spew forth from man.The Big ol Bastards fourth full length album is currently in the drinking/thinking stage. They like this stage.
