I Am Jason. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am an endless ball of farking energy.I'm a complete dreamer; I'm Peter Pan.I see dead people.Sushi!!!! More!! More!!! More!!!I Forgive You, But Jesus Wants Your Nuts In A Jar On His Desk By MorningInsomnia! Like Woah!In The Event Of A Water "Landing" Your Seat Cushion May Be Used As A Flotation Device. (That crap cracks me up..water "landing")Waiting for Stephen To Call. Spielberg....Hollywood. Holdin on for the entire 8 seconds.IHOP. Vegeterian Black Bean Omlette.WaterWax On Wax Off. Surcharge for SUVsMentos And Diet Coke. Kaboom.Although the bag is not fully inflating oxygen is flowing.You are soooo off my friends list.This one time at band camp...Its on. Like Donkey Kong.You sunk my battle ship!Rollin With The HomiesBeam me up Scottie!Chocholate Covered Gummy BearsNegative People=Social Hemroids. Scotty beam them to hell!Sneezing is fun!I no longer drink Sodas...I MISS YOU DR.PEPPER!Welcome To LA: F U! (A most excellent slogan)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who I feel a connection too. %D%ASomeone is is open minded, understanding, yadda yadda yadda%D%A%D%ASomeone who has a serious side but also a fun wacky side as well. Who I don't want to meet...Negative people. If you're negative your a social hemroid I can do without..

My Blog

Jason Gets Pulled Over A Short Snippet Of The Convo

I got pulled over because of my car registrationCop: license and registration pleaseMe: Okie dokie, I need to reach over there to get that, so don't shoot me. I have cable.The officer found this...
Posted by I Am Jason. on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

Jason And His Icky Audition.

So I had an audition for an agent since mine got sick and dumped all her clients. I don't believe the audition went so well, but I learned from it and that makes me happy in some sense.So what went wr...
Posted by I Am Jason. on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:29:00 PST

I’m Such A Dork..

I can't stop telling random people in public "Captain Shakespeare Has A Fierce Reputation!"
Posted by I Am Jason. on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:33:00 PST

Kids rawk! A convo with a kid today.

The scene: Putting groceries into my car. Kid watches my every movement from the backseat of a car parked beside me. He looks 5 or 6 years old.Kid: You have two left.Me: ThanksI put one more up.Kid: N...
Posted by I Am Jason. on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

NEW JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, a work from home job. Better pay. Benefeits. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOT!
Posted by I Am Jason. on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 03:25:00 PST

A Convo With My Acting Teacher I found funny..

Brad:"You owe me tonight, right?"Me:"Yeah, can I pay you next week?"Brad:"Why?"Me:"I bought an iPod"Brad:"I have to wait a week because you bought an ipod?"Me:"Brad, it was an 80 gig"...
Posted by I Am Jason. on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST

Making My Funeral Arrangements

So I'm still sick. O, how time sits still when sick. Gave me alot of time to think about revamping some issues in my life...But then after revamping I was bored again..So, being I am in too much pain ...
Posted by I Am Jason. on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

Jason For President 2008--Gay Marriage

Welcome to a new addition to my myspace. Each "Jason For President" blog will focus on one issue. This issue-Gay Marriage. Gay Marriage. The mere fact that this is even a topic for debate leads one qu...
Posted by I Am Jason. on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

Rant Of A Sick Man. A New Plan.

I couldn't afford to pay my health insurance this month. Well, I could afford it, but would have to put off other bills such as my scene study class. Being it was over 30 days past due, my health insu...
Posted by I Am Jason. on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

Demons!

My tooth has been cursed by demons! The wisdom tooth has decided to push it's way through even more thus causing some pressure on its neighbors. How typical. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Posted by I Am Jason. on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:37:00 PST