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~*Kristian di Odiardi*~

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Hey ya'll! Ok I have never been good at filling anything about myself out... mainly because there is so much to tell but only limited space! My name is Kristian di Odiardi.... (but my friends call me Special-K).... I AM MARRIED TO THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET.... Mr. Jaye di Odiardi! He is my everything and more.... my entire being is in his custody! IF YOU THOUGHT YOUD ADD ME TO GET ME IN THE SACK FOR A STUPID HOOK UP OR GET ME TO SHOW YOU MY DICK MY ASS OR SEND YOU ANY KIND OF TRASH LIKE THAT YOU THOUGHT WRONG.... and if you thought that TURN YOUR ASS AROUND AND GET TA STEPPIN! I am faithful to my man unlike so many gay individuals!!! so HATED IT FOR YA! Anyways my goals come in all forms.... for instance I WANT TO BE A FASHION MODEL AND A FAMOUS ENTERTAINER!!!! I WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY ONEDAY!!!! I WANT TO GET MARRIED..... MEANING PRESIDENT BUSH CAN SUCK MY BALLS!!! I dont need a little piece of paper telling me im married, cuz the paper is just that, PAPER!!!! My best friend other than my husband are my dogs.... THE DUKE AND DUTCHESS are their names and in my world they reign supreme! I dont play with drugs anymore because I decided growing up and earning a life instead of living one that doesnt ammount to shit was way more glammed than getting fucked up with people I thought were my friends while I sat around in a circle laughing and looking like a complete dildo! In no way do I support violence but I ALSO DONT TAKE DISRESPECT FROM ANYONE NO MATTER HOW OLD, BIG, OR SMALL YOU ARE...... I was raised this way and quite frankly Ill merk your ass if you give me a reason..... so play nice and ill play along!!! I dont like authority because most of the time authority figures see things in a way which represents them best..... and I rep my damn self! I am fun easy to talk to mostly sweet but im also puerto rican so spice is hereditary!!! I am out going funny and always the life of any party in which my presence is located! IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE THEN MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR QUESTIONS AND ILL REPLY AS BEST AS I CAN!
LOVE-
Kristian di Odiardi
MY HUSBAND
Just let me start by saying how happy he makes me! He never forgets to call.... he is alwyas able to bring joy to my world no matter how dull and boring my world is at the time! He knows the real me and makes every hardship I have faced or ever will face seem worth it! He calls me while he is at work just to say that he was thinking of me and wanted to tell me he loves me!!!! He gives me the best LOVE in the world. I am always asking myself HOW IN THE HELL DID I WIN THIS!!!!? He is perfect in his flaws and perfect without showing them! He is the most wonderful man and his beauty radiates from his inside out and back in again! No one could ever make me feel differently or change my mind! Im in love with this man... He has changed my views on so many things I used to think about men.... I used to think real men were extinct creatures who died out sometime in the 50's.... I used to think I would never fall in love.... hell I even used to think something was wrong with me.... until he came along!!! All this time I was thinking it was me, he made me realize that something bigger than he and I was taking place since before I could even walk.... and that is that everything happens for a reason and now HE is my only reason! and I love him with all of me!


My Interests


DA RULES

1. DO NOT HIT ON ME!!! (i get what I need from MY man... so unless your name is Jaye di Odiardi then recognize)

2. save yourself the embarassment AND DONT FIGHT WITH ME.....

3. DO NOT HIT ON MY HUSBAND!!! he is mine... if you choose to, I will find you and CUT YOU!!!!! got it? hope so....

4. HOMOPHOBES back the fuck up!!! I dont want any of you..... cuz I PERFER MY HUSBANDS BIG DICK!!!! meaning I DONT NEED OR WANT YOURS!!!! so suck that!

5. DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT JAYE!!!! you wanna see a gay boy go crazy on a bitch...... thats a good way to do it!

6. FUCK WITH ME BAD IDEA.... FUCK WITH ANY OF MY SISTERS: DIANA, SHUNICE, OR KRISTIN...LMAO NICE KNOWIN YA BITCH.. I KILL FOR LESS!

7. My brother J-rod is a bigger pimp than you..... so shut the fuck up and deal with it boys and girls..... !BETTA RESPECT HIS GANGSTA!!!!

8.YOU DONT HAVE TO LIKE ME BUT YOU WILL RESPECT ME... why? CUZ I HIRED YOU THEREFORE THAT MAKES ME YOUR BOSS!!!

9.IF YOU DONT LIKE MY RULES THEN FALL THE FUCK BACK BITCH!!!

Hope you pass the test! BEST OF LUCK!

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MY HERO

My Super-Hero Husband of course!!!!!

My Blog

you know what i dont understand!?

His name is Terry! I am going to take this oppertunity to thank you Terry..... its because you are a silly child who just so happens to be self centered and not to mention LOST that Jaye is mine!!!!! ...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST

PROOF OF PERFECTION!

THIS PROVES THAT MY HUSBAND IS PERFECT IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE!!!! AND THAT HE IS THE BEST HUSBAND ON THE PLANET!!!!! =========================================101 Reasons Why I Love Kristian: 1. i love t...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST

BRITNEY SPEARS!!! YEP IM LIGHTIN BITCHES UP!!!!

Ok, what makes me wanna jump up and str8 up lay my pimp hand across everyones face is the fact that EVERY NEWS CHANNEL I WATCH IS ALL ABOUT BRINGING THIS POOR GIRL DOWN!!!! every single day its the sa...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

Our Story!

      WARNING: This story is based on actual events!!!   Once upon a time..    There was a man named Geronimo. His father was a count of a large manor in a far away land...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

Dear Jaye

let me strat this off by saying.... YOU ARE ONE IN A ZILLION!!!! all the other guys who have been in my life were just little kids... they treated my like dirt or didnt treat me at all. you just so h...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:25:00 PST

my life now!

"YOU CAN BE ANYWHERE WHEN YOUR LIFE BEGINS!" ~Kirstin Dunst~ ==================================== When I was little I never in a million years thought the road that leads to few survivors wo...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:14:00 PST

AMERICA LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE... yeah FUCKIN right!

Ok, so normally I would sit here and type something about how hard my life has been, or why it is that someone as dedicated to finding true love is left as empty as i have been because of my hone...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:07:00 PST

DEAR DADDY!

over the past few years.... meaning the past 13 years.... i have found myself thinking of you! wondering what your voice sounds like and what you smell like! i can't sit here and deny the fact that i ...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:21:00 PST

Progress: The Mind and Body....

so as im sure you all have noticed that i have been facing weight issues over the past two years! everyone knows why aswell.... but i dont think i have mentioned that i have been working on getting my...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:17:00 PST

RUMORS!!!! here to let you know!

so everyone has atleast had one rumor going around about them at one point in time! now im not one to be QUIET ever..... thats just not me. so over the past two years i have had many false accusations...
Posted by ~*Kristian di Odiardi*~ on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:30:00 PST