I am Interested in Decapitations, Tungsten, Live Music, Recorded Music, Hiking and Camping, Brains, Scotch, Comedy, Marijuana Cigarettes, Lsd the craziest drug ever (i still remember my show down with that broom from the movie Fantasia, or rather that coat rack and also the little black pig next to Florians in Auburn, Maine:)!!), Starting a Commune, Mountains, Gardens, Vaginas, The Existence of Aliens, Science, Grape Nuts, The Janitorial Arts and Other Arts, Sushi and Other Japanese Cuisine, Ants and All of Our Other Friends in the Insect Kingdom, Freedom, Politics, The Universe, Cooking, Spills and Small and Large Pools of Miscellaneous Liquids, Pancakes, Ramen Noodles, Eastern Religions/Spirituality, Current Events, American Football, Chemical Compounds, Yahtzee, Nature, Horseradish, Cheese, Physics, Potatoes, Work, Chess, Poker, History, Philosophy, and Blocking.......I am Uninterested in "Saving my Soul", What happens when we die because no one will ever know, Wasting My Time, Repenting, "The Big Bearded Caucasian Guy in the Sky", Bad Smells, Heroin, Reality Television, Toilet Mishaps, Crack Cocaine, Projectile Vomiting, Critics, Grease Burns, Ballet, Eating a Whole Bag of Marshmallows (true story), Popularity, The Opera, Wet Tater Tots, Ice Skating, Musicals, Canned Meat, Heights, Fashion, Drama, Plastic Surgery, Day Time T.V., Fast Food, The Breakfast Cereal Cookie Crisp because i chipped my damn tooth!!!(another true story), Rice Cakes, Dancing, Job Hunting, Marriage, People Who Think They are Extremely Cool, Infomercials, Gossip, Hairdos, Swiffers, etc....
A Reliable Mop Bucket, The "Man" so i can kick his ass and take my money back, People Whom Actually Have a Sense of Humor, Aliens, Sasquatch, The Loogeroo, Brooms, Plastic Buckets, Talcum Powder, T.P., Yellow Rubber Gloves, Urinal Cakes, Dustpans and Yard Workers, Sawdust, Chemical Compounds, and Combustibles...
Frank Zappa, King Crimson, Rush, Mr. Bungle, Mastodon, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Peeping Tom, Thrown from the Womb, T.T.S., Old AC/DC, Ghosthunter, Sean, Pigboat, Antischism, Department of Human Shit a.k.a D.H.S., System Tension, Dead Earth a.k.a Earth Blood Flow, Buckethead, Fantomas, Secret Cheifs, Mind Science of the Mind, Bubble Math, Monotonix, Converge, Crossed Out, Bootsy Collins, Prince, Tub Ring, Nuerosis, Melt Banana, Z, Yes, The Talking Heads, A Tribe Called Quest, Confusatron, Covered in Bees, Spocks Beard, Jonny "Guitar" Watson, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Protest the Hero, Dog Fashion Disco, Loop Troop, Tomahawk, The Mars Volta, Meshuggah, Tool, Vinnie Colaiuta, Bjork, The Jesus Lizard, Miles Davis, Spiral Architect, The Melvins, Ween, Marcus Miller, Frank Black, Bad Brains, Adrian Belew, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Mike Keneally, Volt, Gza, Rza, Ghostface Killer, Old Cannibal Corpse, Man is the Bastard, Flu I.D., Gordian Knot, Conifer, The Locust, Gwar, Deftones, Howlin Wolf, High Tone Son of a Bitch, Van Halen, Z.Z. Top, Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band, Billy Sheehan, Steve Vai, Tool, The Ocean, Gordian Knot, Victor Wooten, Pink Floyd, Robert Fripp, Dweezil Zappa, Spazz, O.D.B, Wu-Tang, Outkast, Ronnie James Dio, Iron Maiden, Polvo, Don Caballero, Charlie Hunter, Rainbow, Deep Purple, Deliberate Reality, Black Sabbath, Fugazi, Schlong, Crass, Medeski, Martin, and Wood, Jethro Tull, Tony MacAlpine, Psyopus, Estradasphere, David Lee Roth, S.R.V., Jimi Hendrix, Whitesnake, Scorpians, Primus, Les Claypool, The Police, Oysterhead, Isis, Zeni Geva, A Cesar Holliday, LoNero, Grey, Bumblefoot, Thunderlip, Birthday Twin, Fredrik Thordendal's Special Defects, Nate Kizerian, Spin XXI, Magrudelgrind, Death Vomit, The Eternals, NahemaH, Light Pupil Dilate, Jazz Thrash Assassin, The Amorphous Androgynous, Between the Buried and Me, Geronimo, Bastard Noise, Hunab Ku, Cranial Incisored, The Mass, Triclops, Middian, Dog Fashion Disco, 400 Blows, LAFCADIO, Yip-Yip, Qui, Cephalic Carnage, Times of Desperation, Cult of Luna, Burning Skies, Ogre, Gargamel, Aztlan Underground, Move the Rabbit, Cattle Decapitation, Sublime, Peter Tosh, Operation Ivy, Ion Dissonance, Textures, Today is the Day, Stationary Odyssey, Delicious, Candy Cane, xbxrx, Acid King, Abodox, Kaada/Patton, Fantomas, Pushmower, Graveyard BBQ, Captain Cutthroat, Intronaut, Charles Potts Magic Windmill Band, Rose Hill Drive, Kylesa, Outclassed, Andy Coconut, Thieves of Always, Time has Come, Bossk, Muse, Child Abuse, Dave Weiner, Inspectah Deck, Lesbian, Cryptic Overcast, The Blare, Harrison Fjord, 13th Floor Elevators, Silver Jews, Al Qaynah, Kambodsja, Minibosses, Child Bite, Dr. Zoltan, War From a Harlots Mouth, Marco Minnemann, Centrozoon, Eric Sardinas and Big Motor, Tony Levin, Lovage, Zeebox, Switchback, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Totalt Javla Morker, 35007, Chris Harford and the Band of Changes, Nerwica Natrectw, Pig Destroyer, Spirit of the Radio, Isildur's Bane, Blatz, Virgil Donati, The Konami Kode, Ahmet Zappa, Knot Feeder, Goon Moon, Vickisue and the Dissonance Pataphysics, Higgs Boson, fOeder, Fudge Tunnel, Guns of Barisal, Skowyt, Polkadot Cadaver, Dream Theater, Vernon Reid, Genesis, Magdalene, Man-Witch, Hachetface and the Vipers, Southpaw, Isaiah, Eugene Chadbourne, Ingai, Heisai Yasokawa's Empty Orchestra, Matthew 24, etc.. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Borat, Good Fellas, A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, The God Father Series, A Beautiful Mind, Casino, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 300, Coffee and Cigarettes, 1984, Naked Lunch, E.T., I Heart Huckabees, The Exorcist, The Cube I and II, Reefer Madness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...
Ali G, The History Channel, Mad TV, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Night Court, The First 48 Hours, Seinfeld, Morning Joe, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Kenny vs. Spenny, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Discovery Channel, The National Geographic Channel, Wonder Shozen, South Park, Robot Chicken...
H.P. Lovecraft, Henry David Thoreau, George Orwell, Edgar Allen Poe, Clive Barker, Dean Koontz, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Naked Lunch, True Crime, Idiots Guide to Mopping the F**king Floor...
The Hamburgler.