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Dr. Zoltan!

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About Me


Dr. Zoltan is a fictional character from an obscure illustrated series of sci-fi short stories written in the late 1800's. The stories, created by an anonymous contemporary of Jules Verne, are based in the 21st Century, and feature all sorts of fantastic futuristic Jetson-like inventions and technology, which are used to solve problems -- not create them. The protagonist, Dr. Zoltan, is an adventurer, scientist, and philosopher known throughout the world for his discoveries -- a sort of futuristic Benjamin Franklin.
In his futuristic world, the modern problems of 2007 are totally non-existent. Music and the lesser arts have evolved along with the inventive spirit of science and are appreciated to a high degree without being destroyed by commercialism. The inhabitants of planet Earth (including many races of superior aliens) live in peace among each other; the population is significantly lower. The weak are easily taken care of and birth control is 100% effective, so that there are no unwanted children. Indeed, the people of Earth have bigger problems to deal with...

My Interests

Culture, economics, logic, education, psychic war, semantics, meditation, philosophy, destruction of the western entrepreneurial paradigm, being right.

I'd like to meet:

"Do you have a disintegrator? Some sort of machine that will hide him where he'll never return?"

Speak to Dr. Zoltan, live, in real-time, in the 21st Century, on all of your inferior chat devices. AOL Instant Messenger, MSN, and Yahoo! Screen names are all: drzoltanobelisk

Music:

System of a Down, Rent, Steve Vai, Dave Weckl, Victor Wooten, Devin Townsend, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Chopin, Behold... The Arctopus!, Primus, Nomeansno, Victims Family, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Metallica, The Vandals, Negativland, Ween, Frank Zappa, Terry Bozzio, Pantera, Wicked, Strapping Young Lad, Rush, Andrew W.K., Ani DiFranco, Bobby McFerrin, Shania Twain, Rollins Band, Virgil Donati, Spock's Beard, Jewel, Igor Stravinsky, Faith No More, Coheed Und Cambria, Sting, They Might Be Giants, Van Halen, Faith Hill, Planet X, Rachmaninoff, Schaffer The Darklord, Sikth, Def Leppard, Gwar, Mats/Morgan, Foo Fighters.

Movies:

How I love to deconstruct the elements of a contrived fantasy world such as, "Lost In Translation." What a monumental work of pseudo-enlightened cultural nonsense: A young girl with a poochy stomach and an elderly gentleman experiencing romance for possibly the first time in their vapid, good-for-nothing existence(s). Sell me more!

Television:

I absolutely refuse to stare at a non-interactive glowing box projecting over-saturated advertisements into my subconscious. That is, unless I am attending a gathering of unmindful mouth-breathers and seeking some impolite means of escape.

Books:

A multifarious collection of literature, both fiction and non-fiction; perhaps every book ever written. How many books have you read, you imbecile? Some of my favorites include: Jhonen Vasquez, Nietzsche, Baudrillard, Colin Wilson, Albert Pike, Zecharia Sitchin, William Cooper, David Icke, Robert Greene, Whitley Strieber, Jim Collins, Ayn Rand, Jung, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Vonnegut, Feynman, Anthony Robbins, Art Bell, Kaczynski, Alan Watts, Crowley, Robert Ringer, Palahniuk, Carl Sagan, Joseph Campbell, Jim Marrs, Jay Conrad Levinson, George Orwell, L. Ron Hubbard, Erich Von Daniken, Chomsky, Castaneda

Heroes:

Malcolm X, Willy Wonka, Dr. Laura, Emperor Norton, Benjamin Franklin, Howard Stern, Count St. Germain, Ted Kaczynski, John Tesh, Frank Zappa

My Blog

Sir Millard Mulch Survey Is Now CLOSED!

For those of you who are slow about clicking on links, the Sir Millard Mulch survey has now closed. The bandwidth has been too large for the Drow Elves to accommodate, and the data is sufficient for D...
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:01:00 PST

Download Sir Millard Mulchs Missing Disc 3 For Free!

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=IYn2W0Yqpg9dbPwXb6fP9A _3d_3d
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:12:00 PST

More Essay Responses Needed

Attention, All Humans!The Anti-Sociology Study, "What Is Wrong With The Human Race?" has, as of this evening, collected 62 thoughtful responses. The essay length ranges from one word to several pages....
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST

Join Dr. Zoltan’s "Destroy Your Mind!" Google Group

http://groups.google.com/group/destroyyourmind
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:56:00 PST

Dr. Zoltan Sticker?

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE?"If you are like Dr. Zoltan, Hollywood's Premiere Anti-Sociologist & Political Ventriloquist, you have noticed that something is wrong. The first 222 humans who answ...
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

Destroy Your Mind! Press Release 001 (Courtesy of Poserific PR)

Poserific PR Presents:The First Official Press-Ready Press Release...http://www.drzoltan.com/press/DestroyYourMindPress Release001.pdf...
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

My Videos Are In The Top 20

According to Poserific PR, it is going to be announced that my early test-marketing videos (Tool, White Stripes, and Coheed & Cambria) are all in Myspace's Top 20 Political Humor - Most Comments categ...
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

Will Maier (David Lynch’s Inland Empire / The Air I Breathe) On Tour!

WILL MAIER (DAVID LYNCH'S INLAND EMPIRE, THE AIR I BREATHE) ON TOUR!Poserific PR Press Release 000-001 - 9/24/07Sir Millard Mulch's ex-bandmate, Will Maier (who can be seen in David Lynch's Inland Emp...
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

Stephen Colbert Is A Traitor (by Dr. Zoltan!)

Stephen Colbert Is A Traitorby Dr. Zoltan!Stephen Colbert is a Traitor. He should become President of the United States. If he were to attempt to win, he would win. He would be 100% successful. He is ...
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST

Rage Against The Machine ARE The Machine! by Dr. Zoltan

Rage Against The Machine ARE The MachineDr. Zoltan Podcast Episode 02How Much Were Rage Against The Machine Paid To Perform At Choachela? Is Noam Chomsky A Poser? How Can You Make Humans Uncomfortable...
Posted by Dr. Zoltan! on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:33:00 PST