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I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



I'm a mom-and i eat bugs for money...don't ask about anything else I've done for profit unless you like throwing up a little in your mouth-i made him wear a bag over his head though....
Yeah, it would be great if you could just post a comment....
Smell my finger...Hi mom! I'm playing a little game I like to call, " Name that smell...Liquid Solid or Gas....?" .contactTable {width:300px !important; height:150px !important; padding:0px !important;background-image:url(http://www.killerkiwi.net/fi les/myspace/contact-tables/jenna-jameson-3.jpg);background-a ttachment:scroll

My Interests

Photography, Philosophy and Phiguring out the world around me. Then, I take a picture, so I won't phorget

Music:



Movies:


Are BEST when I make them myself
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Television:


dude...i'm embarrassed to admit that i'm totally obsessed with "Flavor of Love's Charm School" I also love Southpark, Family Guy, most anything on Adult Swim-especially Aquateen! House, BattleStar Galactica, Boston Legal, Numbers, CSI, Criminal Minds, Lost...and...um.. almost anything on the Discovery or History channels

Books:

Dick and Jane...Hustler, and the Bible (to get the dick jane and hustler outta my head...lol)

Heroes:



People I'd like to hit: Paris Hilton and Dustin Diamond

My Blog

smack my bitch up

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Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST

Check out this video: Pepper - Give It Up

Check out this video: Pepper - Give It Up Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:52:00 PST

marry me

well you've got me working so heard lately.working my hands until they bleed.if i was twice the man i could be.i'd still be half of what you needstill you lead me and i followanything you ask you know...
Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:24:00 PST

sex genious

You have a sexual IQ of 152When it comes to sex, you are a super genius.  You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it.  You pride yourself on being a s...
Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

internet people

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Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

kristi

Get Your Sexy Name...
Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST

i nailed a teacher

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Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:30:00 PST

the truth

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Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

why i became a stripper

those of you who know me always knew...
Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

skull fucking

Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007...
Posted by I AM Your Mother 2.0 User-Friendly on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:42:00 PST