KKSM, radio (college radio), odd stuff, thrift stores, record collecting, movies, cooking, more cowbell, WFMU, FM 94/9, KSDT, Art Bell, Incorrect Music, Indie 105.3FM, WNCW, WZBC, KBCS, KUGS, KVRX, WMFO, WUSB, KEXP, WESU, KALX, KZSU, WHRW, WFPK, WRRG, WMUC, WITR, Vanilla Coke, coffee and cigarettes, foreign films, Japan, indie films, DETROIT RED WINGS, Formula One racing, discovering Clay Aiken slasher porn on the internet, writing funny words on my calculator, making gooey delicious veggie calzone, traveling, smashing packages of mustard with a hammer, getting lost inside a WalMart, yelling at people who touch my records, molesting my furniture, singing 80's songs in public restrooms and dressing rooms, S&M, whips, chains, dancing with myself, having an unhealthy obsession with Lauren Phoenix, cigars, going through tapes I recorded when I was in high school and screaming with glee whenever I see the old Pepsi and Dorito's logos, videography, harassing the homeless for quarters, quoting obscure songs and Simpsons quotes to try to sound intellectual when all I really wanna do is go home and play with my old school Atari system, reading doctoral dissertations, trying to deconstruct Ashlee Simpson's persona, trying to track down Brian Peppers, entering Brezhnev look a like contests, beating up people with bipolar disorder, trying to find a Gemco still in business, collecting Showbiz Pizza memorabilia, watching old videos of old Nickelodeon shows, watching The "H" Channel, staying up until 4 in the morning reading books, researching, enjoying retired life, striking fear in the hearts of many by wearing a FREE POWAY shirt, collecting old Gerald Ford memorabilia, never trusting guys who pay more than seven dollars for a haircut, never trusting people who wear a beret, I also like to ruin those arm in camera group shots that people do for their LiveJournal by lurking in the background and doing a silly face, eating pandulce, collecting old yearbooks, collecting old high school band records, anonymously sending postcards to people I don't even know, being a MySpace whore, drawing leprechauns and leaving them on people's windsheilds, attending the Valdosta Folk Festival and Jelly Off and seeing Ole Swerdlow with the song storying with Mr Limberlegs, making pistachio ice cream, leaving notes in books at the bookstore with website addresses and people's phone numbers, bitching about how Meg White needs drum lessons, spending my weekends drinking beer and watching hitler documentaries
I'd like to meet:
The poet. The physician. The farmer. The scientist. The magician and the other so called Gods of our Legends...though Gods they were. Nikita Khrushchev so he can sign my yearbook: "To Zeb, We will bury you! HAHA Just kidding. H.A.G.S. - Nikita". CHUDs. Happy people. Insomniacs. The Star Wars Kid. Japanese Robots. People who think Ray Conniff is the bees' knees. Fraggles. Coffee addicts. Don Knotts. Radio personalities/lackies/interns. That one emo scenster girl who was able to sing Laura Brannigan's "Gloria" drunk at karaoke. Audiophiles. Bridgette Kerkove. Poor demented honkies. Bigfoot. Fellow indie film junkies. Pirates. The guy who put the bomp in the bomp-a bomp-a bomp and the guy who wrote the book of Love. Sana Fey. Paranthetical thinkers (you know who you are). People who say "eye-talian". Anyone who knows the difference between ketchup and catsup. Captain Crunch. ANYONE! I'm a MySpace whore! Are you looking to increase your friend count? ADD ME! Are you a creepy Girl Collector and want a male in your friend list so girls don't think you're a perv? ADD ME! Are you new and just want someone on your list? ADD ME! Are you a spammer from Milaysia and want to send me viagra spam? ADD ME! Are you ugly and put up a pic of someone else on your profile? ADD ME! Are you a hipster who has an obligatory arm in camera shot picture on your profile? ADD ME! Do you have a box with a red x in it on your profile picture? ADD ME! Are you a 13 year old girl who has creepy older guys trying to get into your pants? ADD ME! Are you a fruit, vegetable, or mineral? ADD ME! Do you have a profile that screws up people's computers? ADD ME! Do you got a Coheed and Cambria video (or any other indie, emo, R&B, rap video) playing on your profile? ADD ME! Does your profile turn my arrow cursor into a raver fairy? ADD ME!!! Do you have a picture of yourself taking a picture of yourself in the mirror? ADD ME! Need some members for your MySpace group? ADD ME!! Want someone to be part of your MySpace band's website? ADD ME! Got no chest and just scrunch up skin so it looks like you have cleavage therefore making horney man-childs and closet pedophiles add you? ADD ME! If you're breathing....ADD ME! Please note that if you are bipolar or manic depressive....you will get wet. I also find geeky girls, girls with ashmta, girls with glasses, girls with a BA, and mathletes sexy.I would also like to meet Helen Marnie because she's super got-damn sexy (in Zeb terms):
Listen to KKSM online!~ If you're on AOL Instant Messenger IM me @ CouncilmanZeb ~ATTTENTION MYSPACE BANDS: I don't mind adding you but I do mind your big ass comments that usually say something like "NEW SHOW THIS WEEKEND" or "NEW CD OUT" or some other remark. From this point on if you want to post something to that extent you MUST also include one of the following: a) a derogatory remark about Dakota Fanning b) something Canadian or c) a picture of Neil Diamond. This rule does NOT apply to any bands that I may know someone in....or wrote a song about me.
The Royal Order of the Friends of Zeb
I have a shitload of awesome friends.
KKSM
::Heaven Is For Lovers::
Niki Nixter
Adam
Vienna
Matt [H.N.I.C.]
Lisa
Holly!
Kimberly
::Mrs. Michaels::
Court
Melodie
"Dynamite" Nick Lane
Lauren
Shannon
Paul
The Big J.D.
Chelsea Zombie
Sabrina Zombie
Roz is Missing
Big Daddy Mascaras
Teen Mascaras
Otis
Wendy
The Takeover
ZeaLouS1
Natlie
Ava Knight
Tito
Beatrix Dynamite
Geoff
Lopez the Killer
Kenny the C
Donny
Emily
J. Kevin Anderson
Robert
Sam Soares
Tony B
Bob $tencil
View All of My Sexy Bitches
Music:
This is what I am looking at right now in my music library: Ray Conniff, Ozma, Tom Waits, Cheap Trick, Slim Dusty, Flogging Molly, Burl Ives, Dr. Demento, Frank Sinatra, Danger Doom, Gnarls Barkley, Ultimate Fakebook, Piebald, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, Cocteau Twins, WFMU, Herb Alpert, Elvis, Ataris, Weezer, Serge Gainsbourg, The Shins, Postal Service, Mr T Experience, Leonard Nimoy, Bert Kaempfert, Bright Eyes, Coheed and Cambria, Belle and Sebastian, The Cure, Tiny Tim, Leningrad Cowboys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alexandrov Red Army Choir Ensemble of Russia, DJ Z-Trip, The Bran Flakes, Sugar Ros, Jets to Brazil, Death Cab for Cutie, Elliott Smith, Sweet, The Donnas, Mars Volta, Wilco, Built to Spill, Saves the Day, Julia Theory, Gloria Record, AFI, Yma Sumac, Lee Hazelwood, Mutantes, Claudine Longet, Charles Mingus, Astrud Gilberto, Kate Smith, Willaim Shatner, Jim Nabors, Neutral Milk Honey, Mooney Suzuki, Pinback, Modest Mouse, Save Ferris, No Doubt, Langley Schools Music Project, Mitch Miller, Willie Nelson, Missing Persons, Kris Kristofferson, Waylon Jennings, The Muppets, Mary Schneider, Weird Al Yankovic, Candye Kane, Evanescence, Le Tigre, KMFDM, Ogden Edsle, Alvino Rey, Allan Sherman, Spike Jones, Japans, The Rutles, The Killers, Petula Clark, Don Ho, Sun Ra, Shooby Taylor, Peter Grudzien, Biz Markie, Van Morrison, Pink Floyd, Feable Weiner, The Muffs, The Ides of March, , ACDC, Les Paul, Burt Bacharach, Wendy Carlos, Daniel Johnston, Perez Prado, Esquivel, Jean Jacques Perrey, Mort Garson, El Vez, Arthur Lyman, Eilert Pilarm, Puffy AmiYumi, Big Daddy, Rusty Warren, Evolution Control Committee, Wing, Mel Blanc, Walter Brenna, Jackie Gleason, Brother Theodore, The Residents, Rodd Keith, The Singing Nun, Brute Force, Mel Torme, Dean Martin, Kids of Widney High, Sparks, Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops, Bruce Haack, Fuckemos, The Three Suns, Ray Charles, Patty Duke, Mae West, Sebastian Cabot, Billy May, Stan Freberg, Frank Zappa, Pat Boone, Adam Greene, Yellowcard, Rancid, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Jimmy Eat World, H20, Sergio Mendes and Brasil 66, Doug Sahm, Sir Douglas Quintet, Xavier Cugat, Vic Mizzy, 101 Strings, Moog, Sam Ulano, Nervous Norvus, Ed McMahon, Art and Diane Linkletter, Ravi Shankar, Ananda Shankar, Yo La Tengo, Yma Sumac, Screaming Lord Sutch, Joe Meek, Julie London, Leslie Gore, Chubby Checker, Big Bopper, Buddy Holly and the Crickets, Wild Man Fischer, Claudine Longet, Pizzacato Five, Cibo Matto, Patti Page, Frankie Laine, Cigarbox Planetarium, The Hives, Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty, George Jones, The Complete Recordings of Idi Amin, Kurt Russell, Franz Ferdinand, Dance Hall Crashers, Texas Tornadoes, Freddy Fender, Ferlin Huskey, Steely Dan, Jimmy Eat World, The Donnas, Toots and the Maytalls, Bob Marley, Pearl Williams, The Cars, Sister Gertrude Morton, Beach Boys, Nathanial Merriweather, Roxy Music, The Who, Nirvana, XTC, Roy Wood, The Louvin Brothers, Charlie Parker, Rolf Harris, Pink Floyd, Sex Pistols, 10cc, Todd Rundgren, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Roy Orbison, My Bloody Valentine, Jesus and Mary Chain, Paul Revere and the Raiders, Wayne Newton, Liberace, Sparks, The Kinks, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Zombies, Chuck Berry, Real Life, Rachael Yamagata, Procol Harum, The Hollies, Patsy Cline, Blood Sweat and Tears, Sleater Kinney, Kenny Rogers, Shirley and Squirrely, Talking Heads, The Byrds, Little Richard, Traffic, The Monkees, The Moody Blues, Devo, Everly Brothers, Neko Case, The New Pornographers, Rilo Kiley, Elvis Costello, New York Dolls, Vanilla Fudge, Television, The Smiths, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Fats Dominos, Tex Ritter, Kitty Wells, Yardbirds, The Quick, T Rex, Dave Brubeck Quartet, Tony Bennett, KISS, Brenda Lee, Kraftwerk, Senor Coconut, Jim Reeves, David Allan Coe, Moondog, Eilert Pilarm, The Psychadelic Furs, Genesis, Dick Nolan, Poitier Meets Plato, Traveling Wilburies, ELO, The Move, Tom Petty, Supertramp, Van Halen, Queen, Guns n Roses, The Rascals, The Bangals, Cream, Dukes of the Stratosphere, R Stevie Moore, The Mandrell Sisters, Ray Stevens, Little Jimmy Dickens, Roy Clark, Hank Williams III, Aquabats, The Band, Terri Clark, The ShangriLas, The Ronettes, Elsa Popping and Her Pixieland Band, The Happy Moog, Nilsson, Mel Henke, Perrey Kingsley, Rosengarden and Kraus, Brute Force, Joan Jett, The Letter Kills, Cursive, Iron Butterfly, Pat Boone In a Metal Mood, Steve Martin, Arthur Fiedler and the Boston Pops, Danny Elfman, The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, Steve Miller Band, School Within a School at Peabody, Peter Grudzien, Congresswoman Melinda Jackson Parker, unknown tapes found at the thrift store, George Beverly O'Shea, Soundtrack to Back to the Beach, Jack LaLanne Fitness Records, Wink Martindale, Billy Bragg, Black Sabbath, The Kinks, U2, X, L7, ACDC, REM, Run DMC, PJ Harvey, kd lang, B52s NIN, Yeah, The Beastie Boys, The Water Boys, The Rolling Stones, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, Sinead O’Connor, Van Morrison, Otis Redding, Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Jane’s Addiction, The Ronnettes, The Pretenders, The Meat Puppets, Thelonious Monster, Duran Duran (first two albums), Peter Gabriel, Billy Holiday, Elvis Costello, English Beat, Crowded House, Grateful Dead, Sonic Youth, Smashing Pumpkins, Pet Shop Boys, Depeche Mode, The Violent Femmes, The Velvet Underground, The Smiths, The Doors, The Cramps, The Byrds, The Box Tops, the Muppets, The Pixies, Pink Floyd, Patti Smith, The Who, Husker Du, Hole, Fugazi, Jimi Hendrix, Nick Cave, Kate Bush, The Boredom, The Beach Boys, Shonen Knife, Sinead O’Connor, The Cure, The Tubes, The Fall, The Blood, The Police, The Stooges, The Go Gos, The Slits, The Ramones, Rush, Metallica, Pearl Jam, The Replacements, The Pogues, Prince, Primus, Paul Simon, Elvis Presley, The Sex Pistols, Queen, The Clash, Klamad, James Brown, Joe Jackson, John Denver, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Buddy Holly, John Coletrane, Robert Johnson, Traci Chapman, Neil Young, Lou Reed, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, Sly and the Family Stone, Suzanne Vega, David Bowie, Miles Davis, Charlie Parker, Little Richard, Roy Orbison, Chris Isaaks, Public Enemy, Beethoven, The Modern Lovers, Sons of the Pioneers, Television, Joy Division, New Order, Sugar, Fishbone, The Church, Faith No More, Nirvana, Tom Waits, Sugarcubes, Dead Kennedys, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Squeeze, Ice T, Louis Armstrong, Woody Guthrie, Phillip Glass, Karen Finley, Jon Lightning Hopkins, Bob Fosse, Leonard Nimoy, Frida Kahlo, Joseph Campbell, William Burroughs, Motorhead, Kenny Rogers, Wyclef Jean, Guided by Voices, Lionel Hampton, Lou Rawls, Ethel Merman, The Ronald Reagan Funeral CD, Professor Longhair, The Chipmunks, Ross Bagdasarian, The Lunachicks, Boston, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Sountrack to "Labrynth", Rachael Yamagata, The Killers, Stellastar*, Dehru Duhn, Iron & Wine, The Faints, The Thrills, Supergrass, Death Cab for Hootie (the Hootie and the Blowfish/Death Cab for Cutie project), Roy Rogers, Wayne Newton, Rosemary Clooney, the Arnold Schwarzenegger workout album, Joey Bishop, The Electrocutes, Tristan Prettyman, Vendetta Red, The Bad Plus, Elastica, Floyd Cramer, Charlie Rich, Mick Gilley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino, Toots and the Maytalls, Bob Marley, Count Basie, Mocean Worker, Rocky Burnette, Ennio Morricone, Jim Reeves, Roy Orbison, George Harrison, Counterfit, Cold Weather Rescue, Stabbing Westward, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Don Ho, Electric Six, Loretta Lynn, Elliott Smith, Europe, George Thorogood, Interpol, Lou Christie, Louis Prima and Keely Smith, Magnetic Fields, Minus the Bear, Mahalia Jackson, Flock of Seagulls, Gym Class Heroes, the great Luke Ski
Movies:
SNAKES ON A PLANE, Kill Bill, 24 Hour Party People, Ghost World, Royal Tenenbaums, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Nightmare Before Christmas, Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Blow Up, Bowling for Columbine, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lost in Translation, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Targets, Spirited Away, Monster, Lord of the Rings, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Freddy vs Jason, Rushmore, Amelie, Phantom of the Paradise, Slogan, The Party, Casino Royale, Punch Drunk love, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, As Good As It Gets, About Schmidt, Boogie Nights, Lilya 4Ever, Roger and Me, Marty, American Spledor, In America, Tokyo Godfathers, Cowboy Bebop, Triplets of Belleville, The Fog of War, Capturing the Friedmans, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Cannibal The Musical!, Goodfellas, The Exorcist, Coming to America, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Apartment, Godfather, Godfather II, Police Academy series, Requiem for a Dream, Poison, The 400 Blows, Hable Con Ella, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, American Beauty, The Milpitas Monster, Fahrenheit 911, Two Brothers, Shaun of the Dead, When the Wind Blows, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 21 Grams, Shrek, Shrek 2, Harold and Maude, Rosemary's Baby, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, In Cold Blood, Murder by Death, What's New Pussycat, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Bananas, Memento, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Finding Nemo, Seven Samurai, Rear Window, Psycho, Vertigo, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Conversation, Apocalypse Now, Zorba the Greek, Topkapi, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, City of God, Silence of the Lambs, To Kill a Mockingbird, 2001: A Spacy Odyssey, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Spirited Away, Monty Python's The Life of Brian, Raging Bull, American History X, Manchurian Candidate (original), Touch of Evil, The Great Escape, High Noon, Fargo, Duck Soup, Coconuts, Monkey Business, Horse Feathers, A Night at the Opera, A Day at the Races, Animal Crackers, Death of a Salesman, Jaws, Cinema Paradiso, Full Metal Jacket, Amacord, Yojimbo, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Manos The Hands of Fate, It Happened One Night, Grand Hotel, Stalag 17, Grapes of Wrath, Young Frankenstein, House of 1000 Corpses, Witness for the Prosecution, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), The Day the Earth Stood Still, The Day After, All the President's Men, All the King's Men, Airport, Dog Day Afternoon, Stand By Me, Sexy Beast, The Killers, La Strada, This is Spinal Tap, Rain Man, Adaptation, Network, The 39 Steps, Stagecoach, Arsenic and Old Lace, Planet of the Apes, Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Super Size Me, Control Room, Godzilla, Crumb, Revenge of the Nerds, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Dogdeball, Salesman, The Shop on the Corner, The Collector, Hearts of Darkness, Promises, The Sorrow and the Pity, Brazil, A Clockwork Orange, Bubba HoTep, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Monster a Go Go, Grave of the Fireflies, Totoro, The Station Agent, Napoleon Dynamite, The Graduate, Best in Show, This is Spinal Tap, Serpico, Muppets Take Manhattan, Yes Nurse No Nurse, The Manchurian Candidate (original), Stalin, The Corporation, Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Skidoo, Manos the Hands of Fate, It Happened One Night, Barbarella, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Grapes of Wrath, The Last Emperor, The Sunshine Boys, The Ghost and Mr Chicken, The Love God, The Reluctant Astronaut, Willard (original and remake), Ben, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Sideways, Annie Hall, Vera Drake, Young Frankenstein, The Searchers, What a Wonderful Life, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Freaks, The Elephant Man, Forbidden Zone, Lawrence of Arabia, Full Metal Jacket, Schindler's List, Kinsey, The House of Sand and Fog, American Beauty, Marty, Rolling Thunder, Blacula, Blackenstein, Switchblade Sisters, Midnight Cowboy, 2000 Maniacs, Super Fuzz, Isla She Wolf of the SS, Kentucky Fried Movie, American Psycho, Clerks, Clerks II, Monster House, Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Jackass, Hostel, Match Point, Capote, Infernal Affairs, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Team America, Xanadu, Shaun of the Dead, El Topo, Shopgirl, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe, Grease, That Obscure Object of Desire, Belle du Joir, Pather Panchali, The World of Apu, The Pod People, Shortbus, any grindhouse movie, Turkish Delight, Attack the Gas Station, GalaxyQuest, Aloha Bobby and Rose, They Live, Thumbsucker, The Aristocrats, A History of Violence, The Fly, Creepshow, Strange Brew, Jackass, Jackass II, The Prestige, Batman Begins, The Departed, Kundun, Don't Look Now, Serpico, Band of Outsiders, Breathless, Enter the Dragon, Badlands, Superfly, Marie Antoinette, Flags of Our Fathers, Fat City, Contempt, Straw Dogs, Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song, The Bird with the Crystal Plummage, The Incident, Gimme Shelter, Performance, Splash, High School, Easy Rider, Satyricon, A Touch of Zen, My Night with Maud, Faces, Once Upon a Time in the West, Little Monsters, White Zombie, Saw, Point Blank, Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom, Suspiria, A Christmas Story
Television:
The Office (UK and US versions), Heroes, The Boondocks, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Adult Swim, Daily Show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo, Mr. Show, Invader Zim, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, SpongeBob Squarepants, Aeon Flux, Liquid Television, The Gong Show, Dean Martin Roasts, Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, Mysteries from Beyond the Other Dominion, Monster Garage, American Chopper, Lost, The History Channel, Aaron Brown, Lou Dobbs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Are You Being Served, The Addams Family, Sanford and Son, Saturday Night Live, The Head, Clone High, Beavis and Butthead, 3 South, Futurama, I Love the 80's, MTV's Oddville, South Park, Reno 911, Chappelle's Show, Insomniac with Dave Attel, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Iron Chef, Good Eats, Ren and Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, Doug, You Can't Do That On Television, Fun House, Couch Potatoes, Looney Tunes, Three Stooges, Fairly OddParents, Facts of Life reruns, The Andy Griffith Show, Gomer Pyle USMC, Dukes of Hazzard, The Jeffersons, Maude, The Joey Bishop Show, The Office, Sgt Bilko, The Phil Silvers Show, I Love Lucy, Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Salute Your Shorts, Car 54 Where Are You?, The Apprentice, The Assistant, Viva La Bam!, Doctor Who, Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen, The Venture Brothers, Home Movies, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special, Mama's Family, The Star Wars Holiday Special, Great Space Coaster, Tagalong Gang, Shirt Tales, Magilla Gorilla, Golden Girls, Jackass, Yes Minister, Spaced, Mr Bean, Batman
Books:
Encyclopedias, Dr Stephen Hawking, Stephen King, Hunter S Thompson, Edward Gorey, Haruki Murakami, Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, Jack Kerouac, Allan Ginsberg, William S Burroughs, alt press, Hubert Selby Jr, George Plimpton, Irvine Welsh, Oni Press, Scooter Girl, Poppy Z Brite, Statecraft by Margaret Thatcher, Watership Down by Richard Adams, When the Wind Blows by Raymond Biggs, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Blue Monday, Letters from a Nut by Ted L Nancy, An Integration of the Visual Media via Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids into the Elementary School Curriculum as a Teaching Aid and Vehicle to Achieve Increased Learning by Bill Cosby, Autopsy for an Empire The Seven Leaders Who Built the Soviet Regime by Dmitri Volkogonov, Tom Wolfe, Writing the Doctoral Dissertation by Gordon Davis, Arthur C Clarke, The American Way of Death by Jessica Mitford, Shel Silverstein, A Year at the Movies by Kevin Murphy, Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, Ulysses by James Joyce, The Iliad, Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser, Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich, Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore, Molly Ivins, The 911 Commission Report by National Commission on Terrorist Attacks, My Life by Bill Clinton, The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom, Lemony Snicket, A Time for Healing by Gerald Ford, Diplomacy by Henry Kissinger, A World Restored Mitternich Castlereagh and the Problems of Peace by Henry Kissinger, The Memoirs of Richard Nixon by Richard Nixon, An American Life by Ronald Reagan, Dutch by Edmund Morris, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence, The Downing Street Years by Margaret Thatcher, Agatha Christie, Catch 22, The Development and Maintenance of a Comprehensive Continuing Education Division at the Community College Level by Joe Bagnall, Sof' Boy, Ghost World, In Cold Blood by Truman Capote, Ray Bradbury, Harlan Ellison, Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Midnight Cowboy by John Leo Herlihy, Ben Hur by Lew Wallace, Ayn Rand, All the Kings Men by Robert Penn Warren, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey, Harry Potter, Fail Safe by Eugene Burdick and Harvey Wheeler, Michael Slade, Robert Bloch, Mario Puzo, The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty, Private Parts by Howard Stern, The Personal Beliefs of Jimmy Carter by Jimmy Carter, The Second World War by Winston Churchill, Groucho and Me by Groucho Marx, White Teeth by Zadie Smith, Perestroika by Mikhail Gorbachev, Albert Camus, Walt Whitman, Robert Frost, The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame, Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley, Mark Twain, The Complete Far Side by Gary Larson, John Steinbeck, Plato, Ernest Hemingway, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, HP Lovecraft, Eric Bogosian, Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad, The poems of Victor Buono, Woody Allen, Confederacy of Dunces, Evelyn Waugh, Of Human Bondage, The Decameron, The Milagro Beanfield War, Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, Hearts of Darkness, Machiavelli, American Psycho, Maus I, Maus II, Douglas Coupland, The Watchmen, Sleazoid Express, The Big Book of Porn, WLT: A Radio Romance by Garrison Keillor, Marley and Me, Box Office Poison, Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Life of Pi, Blankets by Craig Thompson, and comic books
Heroes:
Captain Lou Albano, Dan White, Robert Ripley, Winston Churchill, John Candy, Alfred Hitchcock, Dr Stephen Hawking, Martin Scorsese, Orson Welles, Dr Franklin Ruehl, Francois Truffaut, Mr Rogers, Captain Kangaroo, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Kurt Cobain, Ed McMahon, Bill Murray, Frances Ford Coppola, Sheriff Elroy Lobo, Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Brian Mulroney, Steve McQueen, Michelangelo Antonioni, Jim Jarmusch, Tom Waits, Allan Sherman, Margaret Thatcher, Melba Bishop, Lucy Chavez, Jim Henson, Claude Akins, Kevin Murphy, Konstantine Chernenko, Yuri Andropov, Statler and Waldorf, Mario Saleri, Jules Jordan, Dr Bill Cosby, John F Kennedy, Hunter S Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joey Silvera, John Stagliano, Rocco Siffredi, Ralph Wiggum, Ray Bradbury, Pedro Sanchez, Napoleon Dynamite, Pierre Trudeau, John Cleese, Hank Hill, Frylock, Master Shake, Meatwad, Harvey Birdman, Sheriff John Bunnell, Mujibur and Sarajul, Matt Groening, Stephen King, Dr Demento, Richard Nixon, Tom Wolfe, Garrison Keillor, Plato, Aristotle, Albert Einstein, Dr J Robert Oppenheimer, Homer Simpson, Senator Dale Bumpers, Mikhail Gorbachev, Governor Pat Brown, William Kuntsler, Rodney Dangerfield, Ben Stein, Lucy Killea, Stan Freberg, George A Romero
