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emily h.

'we're going to find out who that fucking nick flannel is and rule the fucking school!'

About Me


i look like my mama. i'm not proud of running on auto-pilot. i think about vegan food and closing my eyes in distant towns every waking moment. i love malt vinegar and paperbacks, double features and my early morning stretch routine. i'm in the middle of my asshole cycle. all the time. i go shopping in my car trunk. i have a really really bad memory...and bad vision too. ALRIGHT!

My Interests


"it's best in theory", keeping the ball in my court since 2005, cold rain, hot cocoa, hating on 2006, smoothing expensive lotion over bruises, sleeping, the heartbeat in your shoulder, toast, cats, history, rum, coffee, girls with glasses, ex-goth, baby tigers, beachside arcades, garlic, weekend vacations, dancing to old rock and roll, not spending time on youtube, putt putt, hotel pools, scrabble, bowling, mr. peanut, reading in bed, finely clipped fingernails, BLUEBERRY MUFFIN CANDLE, german, being lonesome but not lonely, SHARKS, KATIE TURBO, being sassy with "mouth", retail crushes, roadside motel culture, keeping my wallet obese, indiana jones, crape myrtles, antibacterial, bloody gash, massages, classical music, nose picking, harry potter anything, your face has faded but lingers on, chubby checker in german "ist es ein fleugzeug?" "neiiiin"!, being quiet with people, no pants til richmond, macking on some cups!, checking out dudes, making lists, laughing so hard i get the hiccups, high tide, associating with the best women in richmond.

I'd like to meet:


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+ someone who wants to make me vegan pizza every day
+ an oldie but a goodie
+ dr. egon spengler
+ a giant burmese leopard eating snake
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"Why should people sacrifice convenience, cravings, and cost for the sake of an animal?
We claim to be moral beings who do not act merely to satisfy hedonistic impulses. We would not want to live in a society where people were free to satisfy all their cravings freely, where the strongest could cause suffering for the weaker if they wanted to do so. Likewise, how can we justify satisfying all our cravings for animal products, when animals must suffer in order to provide them?
Happily, there is nothing inherently less satisfying or more expensive in a vegan diet. Beans and rice are less expensive than beef or pork; heating up a Boca Burger is less expensive than buying a Big Mac; and most people find vegan food to be as tasty as non-vegan food. Even if this were not the case, most vegans don't consume animals or animal products because they do not want to be the cause of needless suffering, regardless of the convenience, taste, or cost. Living an ethically consistent life is more important." ( VeganOutreach.org )

Music:


shark explosion, m. ward, manu chao, hank ballard and the midnighters, iron & wine, le loup, lil kim, beirut, fleet foxes, the smiths, santogold, the lawrence arms, the blow, garth brooks, tilly & the wall, johnny cash, randy travis, hank iii, curtis eller, neutral milk hotel, tom waits, patsy cline, bob dylan, rocky votolato, harry and the potters, buddy holly, beach boys, avail, arcade fire, cile turner, george jones, death cab for cutie, roy rogers and dale evans, frank black, gene vincent, the marked men, carl mann, mazzy star, the pixies, beck, morrissey, the decemberists, peaches, bright eyes, the ergs, lovage, old crow medicine show, small brown bike, lucero, wanda jackson, fats domino, murder by death, devotchka, best friends forever, m. ward, rachid taha, the two man gentleman band (from new york city)!

Movies:


gun crazy, jaws, rear window, some like it hot, dirty dancing, amelie, it's a wonderful life, shadow of a doubt, pulp fiction, kill bill, secretary, love actually, me and you and everyone we know, swiss family robinson, no country for old men, hardcore pornography, creature from the black lagoon, the sandlot, the trouble with harry, lost in translation, chocolat, it happened one night, ghostbusters 1 & 2.

Television:


golden girls, dextor, afhv, little britain, x-files, sex & the city, i love lucy.

Books:


harry potter & ___________, the unbearable lightness of being, one hundred years of solitude.

Heroes:


my grandparents

My Blog

soo...

Who else is excited about FEST?!...
Posted by emily h. on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:49:00 PST

make new friends but keep the old

It seems like everything is kind of coming together.  I don't know how long this feeling will last, but today was wonderful and I'm elated about life in general.  I've been such a crabby pan...
Posted by emily h. on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:43:00 PST

yup.

This is reposted obviously..."By Tim WiseFor those who still can't grasp the concept of white privilege, or who are constantly looking for some easy-to-understand examples of it, perhaps this list wil...
Posted by emily h. on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:01:00 PST

if you can read this, you can lose minutes of your life

1) FAVOR ITE OBJEC T IN YOUR ROOM? my bed!2) HAVE YOU EVER SMOKE D HEROI N? only when i was listening to grunge3) DO YOU OWN GUNS? supersoaker200...and 1! remember the summers spent in battle?4) WHAT ...
Posted by emily h. on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:00:00 PST

batpigeons in the attacicccciiiummm

mexican chocolate chip cookiesspelling things wrong and leaving entire sentences out because my mind is racingproof-readingtilly and the wall"get fucked four eyes!"repotting plantsgetting rid of shitf...
Posted by emily h. on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:19:00 PST

vomited up dry on the beach

How many texts are in your inbox?eighteen, i erased them a little earlierWhere did your last hug take place?ipanemaWho was the last person you talked to on the phone?kathryn wWho was the first person ...
Posted by emily h. on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:39:00 PST

gotta keep a good eye on the winding road

1. I've come to realize that my boobs...are pretty great!2. I've come to realize that my job...is best with coffee3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...i prefer to concentrate on my music an...
Posted by emily h. on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:30:00 PST

have you ever heard someone that you love weeping?

I'm watching Lilith on television and BB leaping toward a fly in the kitchen. I stepped on her paw this morning and she's a little sore about the whole thing."Hands lie so still in death. You've kil...
Posted by emily h. on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:19:00 PST

sweet im

i got this one this morning. unfortunately i wasn't near my computer. "hey man you like bad religion? or arnt they vegan enough for you i heard they bite the heads of chickens at their shows- does tha...
Posted by emily h. on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:23:00 PST

debit or credit?

places i would rather be:asleep in a foresttoes in sandon an airplane going anywheredrifting down a riversimply in bedthings i would like to get rid of:the entire contents of my trunkmy coffee tablemy...
Posted by emily h. on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:54:00 PST