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Luke

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I play keyboard in "SEAN" and drums in "SPIRIT OF RADIO" so suck it dolphin. I also book and promote shows under the name "UNICORN CHOICE PRESENTS" because unicorns get horny too. Me - Blaine(Swarming Hordes) Jay(Fortress of victory) @ Rebar Metal Composer battle royale!

My Interests

Making fun of people.Trading music with people. reading and writing music on piano and drums. going to tons of shows. heckling bands. Japanese girl bands. saying "fingah bang" a lot.

I'd like to meet:

David Lee Roth, Geddy Lee, Marky Ramone, Shiela mother fucking E. Jane Wiedlin. Brad Elrod (anyone know where he is?)The Fly girls. The great Kat, Mark Slaughter's gold microphone. Entombed's buzz saw guitar. The guy who got to tell SINBAD his career is over.

Music:

Sienfeld slap bass! TODAY IS THE DAY(Especially the Amphetamine Reptile stuff), NAKED CITY, FLOOR, NEUROSIS, ZENI GEVA, MAHAVISHNU ORCHESTRA, CARCASS, KING CRIMSON, MELVINS, JESUS LIZARD, SCRATCH ACID, DISCORDANCE AXIS, MAN IS THE BASTARD(and all west coast powerviolence), NAPALM DEATH, CRYPTOPSY, MACABRE, DEEP PURPLE, BEHOLD THE ARCTOPUS, BAD BRAINS, SWARMING HORDES, BORN AGAINST, RUINS, MELT BANANA, SOILENT GREEN, EYEHATEGOD, TORCHE, TIMES OF DESPERATION, HELLA, ORTHRELM, DON CABALLERO, RUSH, AMON DUUL 2, DEATH CULT, CATTLE DECAPITATION, YETI, CHILD ABUSE, PLAYING ENEMY, RORSCHACH, THE FUCKING CHAMPS, GORGUTS, GREEN MILK FROM THE PLANET ORANGE (Some, Old)EMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER, ZOMBI, LAST OF THE JAUNITAS, THE CULT, ESTRADASPHERE, LOST GOAT, ENTOMBED, WATCHTOWER, SPASTIC INK and all the Seattle 206 math/grind/prog/thrash/ bros and hoes, you know who you are or think you know who you are. ..

Movies:

The only movies that really matter are DON'T BE A MENACE TO SOCIETY WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD + R KELLY "TRAPED IN THE CLOSET"! and some other good ones are.......chucky- Harold and Kumar go to white castle- Trick or Treat, anything with Kurt Russell, They Live, Cecil b demented, Beaver trilogy, Fletch, The Temptations, Krushgroove, Fast times at ridgemont high.

Television:

The soup, Three's Company, Upright citizens brigade, To catch a predator, Being Bobby Brown, Walker Texas ranger(all the shit talker shows)

Books:

Redneck manifesto-Jim Goad, Stranger beside me-Anne Rule, Melvins "niether here nor there", Rush "chronicles" the sheet music book, "Fargo rock city"-Chuck Klosterman, Choosing Death-"The improbable history of death metal and grindcore" Albert Mudrian, Snakepit book by Ben Snakepit, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk - I read a lot of zines like, MRR, SHORT FAST AND LOUD, ROCTOBER, TAPE OP, Answer Me!

Heroes:

CHINA MANA, Andrew Kott

My Blog

do I really look like mickey Finn of T-Rex?

That's seems to be the word? what do you think
Posted by Luke on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

What do you call an overwieght hipster chick

FAT BENATAR
Posted by Luke on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

The best emo band name I've ever come up with

My dad died today - anyone got any good ones?
Posted by Luke on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:56:00 PST

bands I've booked in Seattle that have chosen the unicorn

D.M.B.Q (Tokyo, Japan)Subarachnoid Space (San francisco)I WILL KILL YOU FUCKER (Oakland, CA)High tone son of a bitch (Oakland, CA)Brainoil (Oakland, CA)No People (Osaka, Japan)Bellybutton (Osaka, Japa...
Posted by Luke on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:49:00 PST