hockey, workout, walk, run, pool, chicks, swimming,
friends @ U City Loop, Central West End, coffeehouses, bars, hard liquor, mixed drinks, imported ale, La Bohemme Absinthe, other brands of Absinthe from France and the UK, imported wines.
Goth clubs, sushi bars, kitty cats -rawrr!, i prefer cats but i like a couple kinds of dogs like German Shepards and similar kinds. but i HATE ghetto dogs (HATE - pitbulls, rotweillers and bulldogs)
i like rock climbing, mtn bike, road trips,
concerts, SxSW Festival Austin, Warped Tour, Projekt Revolution, parties,
heavy snow storms, coffeehouses, too much coffee, deep-frying tofurkey (chicken + turkey + tofu) in the backyard right out of the freezer waiting for it to catch fire roll out of the giant deep fryer as a firey ball of molten turkey coal and explode in my neighbor's yard, churning my own butter the way the pilgrims did ;-D i tease.
keep grocery deli ticket numbers for later days so when i return to a deli at lunch to get in line to be waited on when it's busy and they're already at the 60s or 70s, i say, "hey! i wasn't here when you called my number!" i get waited on ahead of everybody else.
cheese burritos, randomness, drawing, chicken curry, waffles, short films
bad late night tv.
for a greater detailed description of my interests, why i'm interested so in them and the varying degrees of how interested i am in each, let's look at the
Flow Chart -- shall we?
- see my
FAQ -- click
(1) people who think Taco Bell is authentic Mexican
(2) people who believe all Arabs and 7-11 clerks are terrorists
(3) aliens with better weed than any on Earth
(4) angels who share their ambrosia that gives you perfect bliss
(5) Kevin Smith (met at festival in 1999)
(6) Kareem Abdul Jabar
(7) Mel Gibson (i'm still freaked and extremely pissed at him for being Anti-semitic and stupid. i like Mel Gibson's films and he as an actor too much to not give him another chance. he needs Jews to forgive and open his eyes that he is wrong on his opinion of them) i still want to meet him
(8) Harrison Ford (met at Jackson Hole, WY at Film Festival)
(9) Steve Buschemi
(10) Samuel Jackson
(11) Charlie Sheen
(12) David Duchovny
(13) Stephen Colbert
(14) Conan
(15) SUAVs (Sport Utility ASSAULT Vehicles)
they cause more deaths than any vehicle in 50 years, cost more to fill a tank than a Shiatzu Massage, block you without a periscope to see how close you are to the exit, constantly weave around them so you can see what's ahead or the SUV is so high and wide that it blots out the sun and at first you assume you're looking at a strange colored or a black and gray overcast sky and it's going to rain. either way you're blocked so you can't see what's beyond the SUV creature, know if your exit is coming up. you're stuck in a lane and miss your exit
(L) yummy limetinis simone and me drunk, ready to get coffee.
mmmmm! time for latte and expresso with cookies
(R) chillin at my place "you're supposed to put my cream (coffee cream) in your mouth, simone, not squirt it all over your face"
my friend, jed - posed pics. he's not as serious as he looks
Jed fishing in the Mediterranean
Tell Your Friend, VERONIKA To Celebrate Hanukah! Don't forget her Harmonika
(L) Veronika - when she took belly dancing classes and gave me private lessons ;-j
(R) shannon, as blue alien at roxy's halloween party
(L) messing with Gwen outside roxy's party, away from noise
(R) stayed at gwen's - 5:00 am after comforting gwen - one of her cats died
(L) close friend lyssa, me, kelly and tera - playground. lyssa was being naughty, i caught her this time! she was trying to hide the fact that she was masturbating from behind under her skirt with her left hand, in front of us.
(R) laying on bed - kelly, tera and shanna being naughty and teasing me
(L) friend lynn's place - morning. she can't stop laughing after i woke from a dream
(R) lynn's spare room-office with me, wearing her biker outfit. she's a punk-emo kid usually. i seem to get her to smile tho
(L) kati, majandra and farah, roxy's goth bi-friends
(R) roxy (left) and regina (right), kiaca drink yum-yums
Julio
(L) julio with g/f gretchen
(R) chaz - road trip - me, lyssa and others
FILM SYNOPSIS
"X Files - Truth's Waking Eye"
Four years after Agent Mulder and Agent Scully fled the FBI and U.S. at the series finale, Scully returns to the FBI. Mulder as a consultant to FBI Deputy Director Skinner's office
Mulder's latest investigation -- the 9-11 Conspiracy
Dozens of generals and high ranking officers have come out both retired and active demanding Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld to resign. One charismatic and respected General that recently retired spoke against the Iraq War and demanded that Rumsfeld resign but followed it weeks later as did thousands other high ranking officers speaking against the Official Story of the 9-11 Attack, calling it a conspiracy beyond any the world has ever seen.
That night Mulder gets a call from his anonymous informant telling vital info on the 9-11 conspiracy and warns him of unforeseen danger, plots that night and he do something immediately.
Mulder with Agent Doggett sneak into the General's gated vacation community to protect him and locate assassins across the street from the General's house.
NSA agents. one of them, Adrian Sekijul was an associate of Alex Krycek and he worked on "electrical maintenance" on the North and South Towers of the Trade towers and Building 7 for months. He was there weeks before September 11, 2001, during a "power down" of the South Tower's upper half and during an evacuation of the North Tower as well in August.
The General is killed by what appears a routine burglary but a Dept of Defense guy was found dead across the street in a rented house, connected to the Pentagon and White House -- Mulder and Skinner are primary suspects. Scully and Doggett threatened a year earlier for inspecting Guantanamo Bay prison and testifying against Cheney and Rove for inhumane tortures against detainees only held under general suspicion of terrorism.
Senator Durbin (D - Illinois) apologized to the White House for courageous remarks he made publicly after receiving the FBI agents' report and speaking out keeping their identities anonymous
Before Mulder and Skinner are arrested, they and Scully find vital evidence that proves the 9-11 Attack to be a clandestine conspiracy to destroy American Democracy
Mulder's "Deepthroat" informant before Mulder is arrested for the murder of the General and the Dept of Defense guy, turns out to be Charlie Sheen who earlier this year spoke out against the Official Story on a radio show and a TV show, disguises his identity as an anonymous informant -- Skinner exonerated -- Mulder is put on trial in an illegal court and Skinner defends him -- the Section Chief and Rumsfeld privately urge Mulder to name Agent Doggett as the murderer since they say evidence was found against Doggett
Mulder must speak the Truth and Scully has the names of the collaborators in a horrific conspiracy planned for decades and executed on 9-11-2001 -- it lists a judge, the FBI section chief, Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, all of which are watching and presiding over the trial at that moment! She must prove Mulder's innocence yet name these men at the same time! Mulder gets to say his last speech before he is sentenced and imprisoned --to Mulder, speaking the Truth is infinitely greater than his life
X Files - Truth's Waking Eye
ONLY A FEW OF MY FAVORITES -- Operation Ivy, Anti Flag, Against Me, A.F.I., Alkaline Trio, Senses Fail, Dropkick Murphys, Veruca Salt, Static-X, Fugazi, Distillers, Tori Amos, The Used, Devotchka, Slipknot, Social Distortion, Deftones, Misfits, Nirvana, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Papa Roach, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, G n' R, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ministry
Sleater Kinney, Neutral Milk Hotel, Le Tigre, Vines, Epoxies, Plasmatics, Cake, Saosin, Velvet Revolver, Zao, L7, Flaming Lips, Dandy Warhols, Garbage, Green Day, Blue Man Group, Dead Milkmen, Depeche Mode, Cure, Thrill Kill Kult, Public Image Limited, New Order
Interpol, Zero 7, Modest Mouse, Shins, Tegan & Sarah, Sneaker Pimps, Sugarcult, Wallflowers, Enigma, Velvet Underground
Sarah McLachlan
David Bowie, 80's fucking metal and 70's rock
Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob, Raiders Of Lost Ark, Indiana Jones Last Crusade, Star Wars
Revenge Of Sith (Cheney-Bush's theft of $Trillions$ of $DOLLARS from 180,000 Middle Class since 2002)
Escape From NY and LA (Cheney-Bush's fascist rise)
Aeon Flux, Swing Kids, Braveheart, Highlander, Conspiracy Theory, Signs, Spies Like Us, Twilight Zone, Fletch, Shining, Amityville Horror (1981), Army Of Darkness, Good, Bad and Ugly, High Plains Drifter, Trading Places, Breakfast Club, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Bladerunner, X Files, Alexander, Life Aquatic, Patriot, Anchorman, Batman, Batman Forever, High Anxiety, Hamlet (Mel Gibson), The Producers (Mel Brooks, 1968), Star Trek First Contact, Harold Kumar White Castle, Reservior Dogs, Fear Loathing Las Vegas, Big Lebowski, Monty Python's the Holy Grail, Jesus Of Nazareth (1977 Zefferelli), Ghostbusters, 5th Element, Stargate, Dead Zone, Pink Panther and so many fucking other movies i love that i can't think of (but Titanic and The English Patient are not among them, you've got to know~!
Filmmakers - Kevin Smith - David Lynch - Coppolla - Hitchcock - Stephen King - Quentin Tarentino
Daily Show, Colbert Report ('Colbare Repoire' [French pronunciations]), Keith Olbermann, Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO), Adult Swim, FLCL (Fooly Cooly or Furi Kuri, baby ya! Haruko meow-meow!), Cowboy Beebop, Samuri Champloo, The Dirty Pair, Harvey Birdman, Arrested Development, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, Conan, Monk, Stargate SG1, X Files, Aeon Flux 1990s MTV Cartoon, SNL, Dead Zone. I wanna load an uzi with pez candy and shoot myself in the tongue! light cig with 'sweet and sour' written down the length of it, immediately after eating Zours Sourz Candy, while the lingering sour sweet taste of it remains! these shows are so tasty sugar-ish.
SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS?? What the fuck happened to Saturday Morning Cartoons? they are no more! kids today are missing out on alot because they never got to experience the 1980s-1990s joy of the early Saturday Morning cartoon variety ritual, the wide
variety of types of cartoons and shows
that used to exist on channels in the TV Guide. something in America died in 1998 when POKEMON, DIGIMON, other stupid cookie-cutter Japanimation cartoons
and stupid news shows took over Saturday Morning and took away the wide variety of cartoon artists and
styles of story telling that used to bring that excited anticipation of joy to kids after a painful week of school is over and they wake up to a sunrise and favorite cartoon they waited for all week. because of that take over, people like me had to create the Cartoon Network and Boomerang to keep that cozy Saturday Morning cartoon experience alive for kids like innovative variety of cartoon artists at NBC, CBS and ABC to keep creative, cutting edge, imaginative, fresh and original non-Japanese cartoons at Saturday morning the way they managed to do from the 1960s until the 1990s. i will not rest until those responsible for this travesty are dealt with. ahem. RUPERT MURDOCH and PAT ROBERTSON'S "CHRISTIAN??" COALITION
AUTHORS - Asimov, Bradbury, Kafka, H.G. Wells
BOOKS - Brave New World, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Corporation), Kama Sutra - Extended Edition With Pictures, "Blink" and "Tipping Point" - By Malcolm Gladwell
still reading "The Truth (with jokes)" by Al Franken (i met at SxSW 2005 Austin - give me a cookie)
taking awhile but i'll finish! i love the book so believe me when i tell you. geez!
when i'm doneski, i'll letcha know my thoughts, Al Franken!
when we exchanged cel numbers, i thought it was a good move! stop nagging, Al!
til then get outta this boring section!
You scored as a Socialist
Socialist
Democrat
Anarchism
Green
Communism
Republican
Fascism
Nazi
Real Heroes - (and a couple i wish were real) - SIR William Wallace, President Rosevelt, JFK, General Patton from WWII against the NAZI bastards, Lincoln, Martin Luther King jr., Alexander the Great, Judah the Maccabbee, Christ Yeshua of Nazareth, Eli Weisel, Malcolm X, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, (Indiana Jones, MacGyver, Fletch -FELIX the CAT (shut-up! he was the mascot for the VF-3 fighter and a popular B-17 Flying Fortress bomber division against the Nazis in WWII) Bugs Bunny, Pink Panther, Obi Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Lando Kalrissian))
Captain Morgan, Scottish pirate - attacked, plundered Spanish galleons with slaves to work silver mines. he freed slaves, hired them as crew and returned treasure to Aztecs. he kept alot of Spanish gold for himself and crew. -ARG MATEY!
Got a little CAPTAIN In YA?
NHL heroes (in no particular order) - (Brian Sutter, Gino and Paul Cavallini, Mike Liut, Mario Lemieux, Curtis Joseph, Alex Khavanov, Al MacInnis, Steve Duchesne, Brent Hughes, Sergio Momesso, Adam Oates)
fictitious Superheroes - (Batman, Spiderman, Mr. Furious, The Plumber, The Bowler, PMS Avenger, The Waffler, Bathman + Moppin, Bathman and later sidekick Bobbin, Catwoman (original caucasian version. (i HATE Halle Berry))
I MESSED with TEXAS and CONTINUE to MESS with TEXAS