I play in a band. And, yes, we're better than your shitty band.
Click here to rock.
My naked wife, science, cooking and UNO Stacko (tm).
Space people.
Atom and His Package, Bloodhound Gang, Cracker, Dig, Elastica, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Helmet, Iggy Pop, Jackson 5, KMFDM, Lush, Muse, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Orange 9mm, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Soundgarden, They Might Be Giants, Urge Overkill, Velvet Underground, Ween, XTC, Yes and ZZ Top.
Still waiting for Back to the Future 4: Back in Black. What up with that?
It's time for a Reality Show Royal Rumble. Either that or they might as well just start televising executions and snuff films.
Go read Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut. Its funny and you'll feel super smart carrying it around. Be sure to read in front of other people so they can see how smart you are.
Remember Spuds Mackenzie? That dog was the shit.