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Kevork

I don't know how I feel about ambivalence

About Me

I AM FUN. I have an eccentric but respectful sense of humor. Think gary gnu in human form. I love chocolate, coffee, and beer. I want to create craziness on my Mac and then run around cities and mountains and forrests. I spin house and old school, funk and kids records. I can't stop dancing and want to snowboard in new places. I founded the JMU Breakdancing club (it's still going strong) in 1997. I've been working with my dad, since i was 12, on our cigar brand 'PG Cigars.' I opened a cigar shop spring 2004. I'm pretty passionate about the things I'm a part of.

I'm brutally honest. Expect nothing less.

Everyone has an ulterior motive.

I love the sound of a running vacuum, washing machine or hairdryer. It makes me comatose and relaxed.I am the consummate Boy Scout, nerdy and adventurous to the end.Guess what. I LOVE GEORGE BUSH!

My Interests

Playing indoor soccer (keeper), breakdancing, snowboarding, hiking, camping, djing, video editing, philosophizing, showboating, making an ass out of myself, amusing people

I vj EVERY FRIDAY AT BUZZ @ FUR. 11pm to 3 am Main Room

I'd like to meet:

Rhyme writers, crime fighters, punch spikers, unicycle riders, midget tossers, unicorn drawerers, windmill jousters, status quo challengers, libertines, insomniacs, artists, daredevils, pranksters, comedians, philosophers, theologians, nerds, geeks, underdogs, poets, superheroes.

Oh, and women who play soccer (because my team could use a few extra subs).

Music:


turn off and spin a record
Soul, Funk, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, MF Doom, RJD2, Boards of Canada, Momus, Nitzer Ebb, Skinny Puppy, Stereolab, Fila Brazillia, Bozoo Bajou, Krafty Kuts, Squarepusher, Green Velvet, Laidback Luke, The Crusaders, Ice Cube

Movies:

This Monkey Likes to Party



Ghostbusters, Ford Fairlane, Aliens, Evil Dead 2, Yojimbo, The Limey, Dolemite, Robocop, SLC Punk, Mallrats, New Legend of Shaolin, Cloak and Dagger, The Toy, Goonies, The Usual Suspects

Television:

Frisky Dingo. Dexter. PBS and 24. I mean seriously, Jack Bauer Power Hour, no joke. Charlie Rose, you ask some dumb questions, but you're aight kid.

Books:

I'm reading: Kavalier&Clay, Let My People Go Surfing, Raising the Bar, Tender Bar. Any thing by: Carl Hiaasen, Elmore Leonard, Alan Watts, C.S. Lewis, Feynman, David Sedaris


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sir Mucho Muchacho
Birthday: September something something
Birthplace: Camp Hill, PA
Current Location: NoVa
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right-o
Your Heritage: Armenian-Polish-Lebanese-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: penny loafers (ugh.work)
Your Weakness: girls who are crazy
Your Fears: i've conquered all of them
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: shoot a music video for someone i respect
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whuh?
Thoughts First Waking Up: aww screw it!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyebrows
Your Bedtime: 2-5am
Your Most Missed Memory: Saturday morning catoons...the good ones!!!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacHeartAttacks
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: expresso
Do you Smoke: cigars
Do you Swear: mildly unless I'm excited
Do you Sing: in church
Do you Shower Daily: um shhhhyeah!
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: you mean believe? yes. belive. really.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I know
Are you a Health Freak: ? no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: very much
Do you play an Instrument: violin, stand up bass, turntable
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last few minutes anyway
In the past month have you Smoked: cigars yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HELLS YEAH!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: are you kidding? is this for 13 year olds?
Ever been called a Tease: you bet
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: fall out of an airplane. it would suck, but it'd be cool!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or brunette
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: who cares
Weight: this is silly
Best Clothing Style: come on
Number of Drugs I have taken: really
Number of CDs I own: i mean come on!
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: blue
HAWKPERCHING ANIMAL LUNCHBOX!

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Buster Keaton, Jackie Chan, Richard Fynman, Alan Watts
Who stole the soul? Mypantsaredown

My Blog

mango busters

Man the photon torpedos, men arm your speedosthe time for Toblerone is upon us.This is some sweet prose, more poetry than script though.When we fall asleep where do we go?I assisted the great Baron&n...
Posted by Kevork on Sun, 04 May 2008 02:55:00 PST

record the special

Drive by cough station Annihilation.  Mainstream immitation cream won't go in my coffee.As much as tennis teams reach pristine match point score,Bea Arthur needs depends or Carlos Montalbán more....
Posted by Kevork on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST

pine saw spleen trap

Mentally I am in a tank, being coaxed out by calm breezes and fragrant meadows.  The flowers call to me with simple stalks of fibery sinuous pulp. Their blossoms flaunt their height as well as th...
Posted by Kevork on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST

SHOUT IT OUT

I haven't posted in a long time.  My washer broke full of clothes and water.  I slopped everything to my tub and tried to rinse out the soap.  I kept having flashbacks of the week in Co...
Posted by Kevork on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST

laugh track

How come the audience doesn't laugh until the host or announcer read a joke that is already on the screen?  Is it audience ettiquette?  Like on the David Letterman PROGRAM even though a top ...
Posted by Kevork on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:18:00 PST

GI dont think so

Conflicting desires make me super machoI cry and I'm EMo kick me in the crotch-oHard drive space out 1 Terrabyte newAsians on 24 have the worst tattoosConsumer grade no military grade explosiveBrush y...
Posted by Kevork on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

Sippin battery acid

Scanner darkly? Crazy like gnarls barkleyWhen the scanners come my brains don't act so smartlyCan't look at me? Paranoid.  Megaceuticals make you a Schizoid hemm-a-roid.Item not found in inventor...
Posted by Kevork on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:05:00 PST

Chilly T

Return of the EgoThinking with drano to unplug thought processwhirlpool funnel action recess is overSuspend ego to facilitate meditationeunich frustration leads to mental constipationReturn of the Ego...
Posted by Kevork on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

6 speed trannie

Every time I hear that truck commercial all I can think about is Buzz or maybe goth nite at Tracks.  Especially in that gruff midlands my truck can haul more of what you need to get to the farm ...
Posted by Kevork on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

My Shrink is Pressing Charges

How was I supposed to know that you aren't supposed to bring animals to an office visit?  She asked me to explain the Monkey Dream to her.  She asked me to be more specific.  I thought...
Posted by Kevork on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST