Haters |
There's no getting around it I'm a hateful person. That's just how I roll. However, sometimes I am surprised by why people hate me. Take, for example, Tiffany the Giant Retard.&nbs...
Posted by sawgee on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST |
Wedding Crasher |
I never cease to be amazed at my capacity to be an asshole. Seriously, you can't take me anywhere. For instance, my middle school friend "Double" recently got married. Was I invited ...
Posted by sawgee on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST |
Oldskool Wednesday |
Wow, I just remembered about this thing the other day. Back when I was working at G4, I wrote and produced a sketch that, to my knowledge, got the network sued.
I'm being completely ...
Posted by sawgee on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST |
It's a Celebration, Bitches! |
Okay, so I sort of didn't make good on my promise to update this thing weekly. In my defense, the new job has been a little demanding. I dig it, though. A lot. I walk past the ...
Posted by sawgee on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:17:00 PST |
thanks for nothing |
hey, guys, thanks a "ton" for those good-for-nothing vibes you sent. a fat lot of good they did me.just kidding.I GOT STAFFED PARTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!you are looking at the newest staff writer on abc's n...
Posted by sawgee on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:19:00 PST |
huge favor |
no, i havent updated this thing in like a month, and yes, i have the audacity to ask you people for a favor.
basically, im up for abc's new comedy cavemen. im meeting with like fi...
Posted by sawgee on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST |
Why Franco and I won't be Friends |
Franco and I have been friends since I nearly threw him off of a fire escape during our freshman year in high school. It's a bit of a long story, but the moral is, even if you're three stories a...
Posted by sawgee on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST |
lazy bastard |
Party People:
First of all, thank you to everyone that has been harassing me to update my blog. Admittedly, it does suck that you're fucking harassing me, but it's sooper flattering that...
Posted by sawgee on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Super Bowl Shenanigans |
This Super Bowl, I wasn't concerned with the fact that a Negro coached a team to victory for the first time in history (during black history month). I was more concerned with which UVa alumnus ...
Posted by sawgee on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST |
Oldskool Wednesday |
Back in '99, I wrote a breakdancing movie entitled ENTER THE NEWSKOOL. I took it with me to Hollywood, but nobody "got it." However, since then, YOU GOT SERVED, STEP UP, and STOMP THE YARD have basi...
Posted by sawgee on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST |
