So you want to know more about me..well look around, because this is all you are getting. I'm not going to put on a facade and do a dance to impress you fucks!!! I'm me and that's it. NO REFUNDS, and cash ONLY!! Besides, there is too many other things in the world more interesting that deserves more attention, like the rising price of milk. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper was burrying accorns while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Well winter came and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all the accorns and bought a racecar, is any of this getting to you? Fin....
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Joke of the Week
Bush Trips While Jogging
President Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!!!"
Game of the Week