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Matt

About Me

Things I've learned: Love does not triumph over all, right will not beat wrong, artistic expression is less favorable than commercial availability, and there might be a third Bush in the White House. Sleep well everyone.

My Interests

I like things that "moo".

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S. Thompson, or, failing that, George W. Bush. I hear he's fun.

Music:

The more I think about it, well, music is none of my business.

Movies:

A clip on Youtube of a teenager falling off of a skateboard into a shark tank doesn't count as a "Film", does it?

Television:

I've been thinking about it, and I really want to see "Judge Alex" and "Judge Marilyn" (from the People's Court) have the one bad-assed law baby, that would just go around totin' justice. We would be better for it. Trust me.

Books:

I love any books where I have to either let my eyes go out of focus to see the true vision, or failing that, any book where I have to find Waldo, that sneaky bastard. I'm on to you!

Heroes:

Brittany "Mother-of-the-Year" Spears. That's heroism, folks. Just ask Dr. Phil.

My Blog

The Sophisticantes

So, a guy approaches a talent agent, and says: "My friend, have I got an act for you!" The talent agent, somewhat disinterested, says: "Well, what is it?" "Well, it starts out with two midgets tak...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:07:00 PST

Tips to spice up the holidays.

Hello everyone. As you may or may not be aware, the holidays are upon us again, and that means two things: credit card debt and suicide rates both jump through the roof. Facing these horrible facts ca...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:21:00 PST

Hi, everybody!

Hello everyone! I'm thrilled to be joining you on this newfangled "Internet" thing! Wow! My halfway house advisor tells me that not only can you catch up on news, but you can also send "electronic m...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 03:09:00 PST