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Ms. Lawless

This is my burlesque page for Ms. Lawless and The Lollie Bombs. LOLLIE BOMBS ARE DELICIOUS.

About Me

I enjoy the outlaw life, with my finger on my trigger at all times. Born a bastard from the loins of a monkey in a broken down El Camino, during the biggest Simoon in Toucumcari's history, I quickly rose to fame as the youngest ever recipient of "Most Tequila Shots Consumed While Hoola Hooping During An Interpretive Dance Involving Putting on Chaps" award in the Guinness Book of World Records (achieved at the tender age of five). Now, come see me live at- The Cavern - August 30th
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter, You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


95%

Jigsaw


75%

Freddy Krueger


70%

Michael Myers


70%

Pinhead


65%

Leatherface


60%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Candyman


35%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Captain Spaulding


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You are Strength

Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.

This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend.

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My Interests

singing opera, writing music, dance, glass slumping, and keeping it all sleazey.

I'd like to meet:

Any one who is willing to hoot and holler, mainly artists.

Music:

Tom Waits, The Creatures, Gogol Bordello, Decree, She Wants Revenge, CombiChrist, THE GRAVITONS!, Amon Tobin, Portishead,The Swans, The Cranes, SNT,

Movies:

Sicko-michael moore (every one in America should see Sicko, then we rise up and take our health care back!)Any thing by The Brothers Quay,Who Killed The Electric Car,Fast Food Nation,The City Of Lost Children, Brazil, Grindhouse, kill Bill

Television:

Flight of the Conchords, The Office, Colbert Report, and The Daily Show

Books:

Any thing by Rimbaud, Tom Robins, Jung, Alexi, Cocteau, Nick Cave, Michael Gira (Twoie, you still have my Gira book)The Chalice and the Blade, and anything about herbs and natural medicine. Yes, i really love the Harry Potter books

Heroes:

Souxsie, Tom Waits, Rachmaninov, Any one who's not afraid to say what they realy think.