khurk

The police often question me, just because they find me interesting.I have a sandwich named after me in every country on earth.I keep a phone book just i can rip it in half.I once punched a magician. Thats right, you heard me.When i order a salad, I get the dressing right on top of the salad, where it belongs... where there is no going back.I am the most interesting man in the world.